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| + | {{qf|[[Canadian Flanders]]}}: Well, circle cut my bacon, look at all these Yankee Doodley Dandees! Is there another Vietnam going on? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Canadian Flanders}}: Say, would you like to puff on a reeferino? It's legal here. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}}: (disgusted) They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go. | ||
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- [Homer and Grampa arrive at the border. Homer is dressed in Mexican clothing, including a sombrero.]
- Homer: [to border patrol] Hola señor! We are gringo and wish to spend mucho dinero in your country.
- Border Patrol: Splendid! Welcome to Canada!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Mr. Burns: Fear not, Smithers! I'll move heaven and earth to save you! It's still easier then teaching a new assistant my filing system.
- Apu: [while they ride to Canada] Homer! Please tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!
- Ned Flanders: I was just saying how brave he is to worship a false god!
- Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? I worship a whole super team of deities that--[Flanders pinches] OW, ow! Okay, he just pinched me!
- Ned: Where's your super team, now?
- Homer: Listen, you two! I'll you both who the true God is, if you're both quiet for the rest of the trip! [Ned and Apu protest] All right, I'm coming back there! [Unbuckles seatbelt and leaves driver's wheel to go to the back seat. The van swerves uncontrollably through traffic]
- Apu: Save me, Shiva!
- Ned: Why don't you just call for Hawkman?
- Apu: Why don't you just shut up!?
- [After Homer and Grampa are arrested for smuggling in Canada.]
- English translator: We have confiscated your car and its contents.
- French translator: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et son contenu.
- English translator: You may leave Canada, but never return.
- French translator: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada, mais vous n'avez plus le droit de rentrer.
- English translator: I am a big fat French idiot.
- French translator: Je suis un grand gros...—hey!
- English translator: Heh, heh, heh!
- Johnny: Just take these health cards to any pharmacy and you'll get enough drugs to make Regina look like Saskatoon.
- [He and the other veterans laugh]
- Johnny's friend: That's a good one Johnny.
- Canadian Flanders:: Well, circle cut my bacon, look at all these Yankee Doodley Dandees! Is there another Vietnam going on?
- Ned:: Well, Nello Neighborino to the North! I sure like the cut of your gibberish.
- Ned & Canadian Flanders:: (unintelligible gibberish)
- Canadian Flanders:: Say, would you like to puff on a reeferino? It's legal here.
- Ned:: (disgusted) They warned me Satan would be attractive. Let's go.
