Difference between revisions of "Bargain Bin/Quotes"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
< Bargain Bin
m (→‎top: replaced: {{Tab LQ}} → {{TabQ|VGL}})
 
(9 intermediate revisions by 3 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
−
{{TabQ|VGL}}
+
{{TabQ|ngc}}
−
{{PrevNextQuo |Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers|NeverQuest}}
+
{{PrevNextQuo|Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers|Game Engine}}
  
−
:''[At the game engine]''
+
:''[Introduction Cutscene]''
−
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh my god! It's a nerd!
+
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh my God! It's the mother ship!
−
:'''[[Will Wright]]:''' That's right. The nerdiest nerd in all the computerverse! ''[laughs]''
+
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} This must be the level boss for this part of the game!
−
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! That's Will Wright. Designer of ''Sim City'' and ''The Sims''.
+
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} boss? Quick, everyone look busy!
−
:'''Will Wright:''' Don't forget my biggest flop: ''Sim Sandwich''. It's failure drove me mad. Mad!
+
{{qf|Bart}} Guys! Look! The hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire!
 +
{{qf|[[Kang]]}} Hey, Kodos—that ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
 +
{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} You're right... why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
 +
{{qf|Kang}} Thanks for the heads up, earth dumbass!
 +
{{qf|Kodos}} Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that!
 +
{{qf|Kang}} Sounds good to space-me!
 +
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Unless we do something, these space octopuses are gonna get jiggy all over Springfield! Did I use "jiggy" right? Sorry.
 +
{{qf|Bart}} The cheat guide doesn't have any more upgrades!
 +
{{qf|Lisa}} Wait, I know another way we can cheat—the Internet!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Of course, the Internet! That's where I cheat for school.
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Cheating. Is there anything it can't do?
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Check it out! They have a walkthrough for a game called "THE SIMPSONS GAME". Bartman, eating contest, alien invasion, slaughtering dolphins, it's describing everything we've done all day!
 +
{{qf|Marge}} But what does it say we have to do next?! Nothing, I hope!!!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Well, it says that we need to find...
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Move it! I wanna play solitaire!!!
 +
{{qf|Simpsons}} (SCREAMS)
 +
{{qf|Marge}} Where are we?
 +
{{qf|Lisa}} We're in the game engine. If our life is a video game, this is a factory where it was made.
 +
{{qf|Homer}} That's ridiculous! I'm not a video game character. I'm a real, live person with dreams and feelings--
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Alright, fine. I'm a video game guy.
 +
{{qf|Marge}} Now can I ask a question? If this is a video game, where do we put the quarters?
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Oh my God! It's a nerd!
 +
{{qf|[[Will Wright]]}} That's right! The nerdiest nerd in the computerverse! (NERD LAUGH)
 +
{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, that's Will Wright, designer of SimCity and The Sims!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Don't forget my biggest flop—SimSandwich. Its failure drove me mad... MAD! That's why I live here now, finding a home for old games nobody plays anymore.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Video games are about what's new! And the old... is better off forgotten. Any of these fellows look familiar?
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Wow—we look so pixel-y!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} And poorly rendered.
 +
{{qf|Marge}} Which one is supposed to be me?
 +
{{qf|Lisa}} Don't destroy them! They may be obsolete—but they're still... alive.
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Help—he's crazy!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} If he destroys us, we'll never escape from Krusty Island!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} I'm Marge!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} You can't do this!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Of course I can. I'm Will Wright, bitch! And pretty soon when there's a new better Simpsons video game than the one you're from, I'll destroy you, too. (LONG EVIL LAUGH)
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Stop him, Homer!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Nerd!!!!!!!!!!
 +
----
 +
:''[Saving the 8-Bit Simpsons]''
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Bart, as much as I'd love to get rid of them, save the freaks!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Hurry, Bart! The crappy versions of us are almost done for!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Normal Bart, hurry up! Sloppy Bart's nearly dead!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} We've got to save our pixilated fore-fathers!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} We've got to save the 8-bit Simpsons! They remind us of a simpler time.
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Save yourself, Homer! Literally!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Do something, Homer, or those Simpsons are going to end up in more than 8 bits!
 +
----
 +
:''[Homer and Bart taunting Will Wright]''
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Even Lisa's not nerd enough to wear nerd glasses!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Hey Einstein, you smell like a butt!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} If you're so smart, why are you skinny?!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Knowledge isn't power, it's stupid!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Just because you're great doesn't mean you don't suck!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Five bucks says Spore never gets released!!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} You make Milhouse look cool!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} I find your hover pedestal unimpressive.
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Just because you create God-games doesn't mean you can play God.
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Shouldn't you be doing something useful with your genius?
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Stop being smarter than us!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Don't hate the player or the game!
 +
 
 +
:''[Homer and Bart solving puzzles]''
 +
{{qf|Homer}} That's it, Bart! Way to solve the thingy!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} You solved the puzzle. Nerd!!!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} Way to use your pea-brain, Homer!
 +
{{qf|Bart}} I no longer think you're dumb as a rock.
 +
----
 +
:''[Homer crashing into crates]''
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Ow! My fat face!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} Blammo!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} The party's over, crates!
 +
{{qf|Homer}} I'm on a roll! Sorry.
 +
----
 +
:''[Will Wright taunting Homer and Bart]''
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} You Simpsons should stick to TV!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Worship me! I am a near-sighted god!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} You're not girls, so I'm not afraid of you!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Behold my incredible beauty!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! Except Spore.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!
 +
----
 +
:''[Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart solving puzzles]''
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Pure luck. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Once if it's on military time.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Hey! You're both supposed to be dumb! Get back in character!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} You're not so great - I've made out with a girl!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Big whoop. Wanna see me solve a Rubik's cube?
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Okay, so you can do a puzzle. But can you grow a sweet 'stache like mine?
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. Aah.
 +
----
 +
:''[Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart getting collectibles]''
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles...good times.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm!
 +
----
 +
:''[Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart reaching the incierator lever]''
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} No, you can't win! I won't go back to dancing!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} This isn't possible. The odds of you winning are five to one. Wait, that's bad for me, isn't it?
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Don't you get it? Nobody beats Will Wright, nobody! I'm King of the Nerds!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells ya!
 +
----
 +
:''[8-Bit Simpsons]''
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Someone stop this crazy thing!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} If I die I'll never live my lifelong dream of starting an emu farm!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Just because I'm obsolete doesn't mean I don't feel pain!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Save us, us!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Hurry, smooth Simpsons! We're almost goners!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} This is it—and I never got to snuggle with that better, next-gen Marge!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Cowabunga! I need help! Cowabunga!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Save my old-school butt!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} I'm having a cow, man!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} I'm gonna die an underachiever and proud of it!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} This isn't my greatest prank ever! We're almost dead!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} I'll never live to put mothballs in the beef stew!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Not Again!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} Save our low-resolution souls!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} I may not have three dimensions, but I want to live!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} I leave everything to Snowball II !
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} I'm not ready for Nirvana! I haven't achieved enlightenment!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} Now I really understand the blues!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} If I don't make it, tell 8-bit Milhouse I don't like him that way!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} It's hard to be Zen when you're about to go through a shredder!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} Don't hate us 'cause we're ugly!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} Someone use your joystick to save us!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} Put in another quarter! I want more life!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} Either get me out of here or explain to me what's going on!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} If you save me I'll put your initials on the high score!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} This is it! -- I wish I spent more time cleaning!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} We might not make it! I should have worn a nicer dress!
 +
----
 +
:''[8-Bit Simpsons reacting to being saved]''
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Thanks for saving us, awesome versions of us!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} You did it, you saved us! How many points did you get?
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} I love you, next gen Simpsons!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} Thank you, other Homie and other Bart!
 +
----
 +
:''[8-Bit Simpsons are dead]''
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Mmm...death.
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Homer}} Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} I'll never see.. the boat show...
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Bart}} Cowabunga, dead...
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} Goodbye smooth world!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Lisa}} Remember us how we were - jagged!
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} I love my Homie.
 +
{{qf|8-Bit Marge}} I think I left the oven on!
 +
----
 +
:''[Will Wright celebrating killing the 8-Bit Simpsons]''
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} You should try The Sims instead, that's more your speed.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Don't feel too bad. It's just a stupid video game. I'll have my office send you a million dollars.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Welcome to the jungle, baby!
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Well, now that that's done. I'm off to burn down an orphanage.
 +
{{qf|Will Wright}} Taste the pain, Simpsons. Mmm...pain.
  
 
{{The Simpsons Game}}
 
{{The Simpsons Game}}
−
{{DEFAULTSORT:Land of Chocolate (The Simpsons Game)/Quotes}}
 

Latest revision as of 18:11, July 29, 2026


← Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers
Bargain Bin
Game Engine →
[Introduction Cutscene]
Lisa: Oh my God! It's the mother ship!
Bart: This must be the level boss for this part of the game!
Homer: boss? Quick, everyone look busy!
Bart: Guys! Look! The hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire!
Kang: Hey, Kodos—that ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
Kodos: You're right... why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
Kang: Thanks for the heads up, earth dumbass!
Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that!
Kang: Sounds good to space-me!
Marge: Unless we do something, these space octopuses are gonna get jiggy all over Springfield! Did I use "jiggy" right? Sorry.
Bart: The cheat guide doesn't have any more upgrades!
Lisa: Wait, I know another way we can cheat—the Internet!
Bart: Of course, the Internet! That's where I cheat for school.
Homer: Cheating. Is there anything it can't do?
Bart: Check it out! They have a walkthrough for a game called "THE SIMPSONS GAME". Bartman, eating contest, alien invasion, slaughtering dolphins, it's describing everything we've done all day!
Marge: But what does it say we have to do next?! Nothing, I hope!!!
Bart: Well, it says that we need to find...
Homer: Move it! I wanna play solitaire!!!
Simpsons: (SCREAMS)
Marge: Where are we?
Lisa: We're in the game engine. If our life is a video game, this is a factory where it was made.
Homer: That's ridiculous! I'm not a video game character. I'm a real, live person with dreams and feelings--
Homer: Alright, fine. I'm a video game guy.
Marge: Now can I ask a question? If this is a video game, where do we put the quarters?
Homer: Oh my God! It's a nerd!
Will Wright: That's right! The nerdiest nerd in the computerverse! (NERD LAUGH)
Lisa: Dad, that's Will Wright, designer of SimCity and The Sims!
Will Wright: Don't forget my biggest flop—SimSandwich. Its failure drove me mad... MAD! That's why I live here now, finding a home for old games nobody plays anymore.
Will Wright: Video games are about what's new! And the old... is better off forgotten. Any of these fellows look familiar?
Homer: Wow—we look so pixel-y!
Bart: And poorly rendered.
Marge: Which one is supposed to be me?
Lisa: Don't destroy them! They may be obsolete—but they're still... alive.
8-Bit Homer: Help—he's crazy!
8-Bit Bart: If he destroys us, we'll never escape from Krusty Island!
8-Bit Marge: I'm Marge!
Homer: You can't do this!
Will Wright: Of course I can. I'm Will Wright, bitch! And pretty soon when there's a new better Simpsons video game than the one you're from, I'll destroy you, too. (LONG EVIL LAUGH)
Bart: Stop him, Homer!
Homer: Nerd!!!!!!!!!!
[Saving the 8-Bit Simpsons]
Homer: Bart, as much as I'd love to get rid of them, save the freaks!
Homer: Hurry, Bart! The crappy versions of us are almost done for!
Homer: Normal Bart, hurry up! Sloppy Bart's nearly dead!
Bart: We've got to save our pixilated fore-fathers!
Bart: We've got to save the 8-bit Simpsons! They remind us of a simpler time.
Bart: Save yourself, Homer! Literally!
Bart: Do something, Homer, or those Simpsons are going to end up in more than 8 bits!
[Homer and Bart taunting Will Wright]
Homer: Even Lisa's not nerd enough to wear nerd glasses!
Homer: Hey Einstein, you smell like a butt!
Homer: If you're so smart, why are you skinny?!
Homer: Knowledge isn't power, it's stupid!
Homer: Just because you're great doesn't mean you don't suck!
Homer: Five bucks says Spore never gets released!!
Bart: You make Milhouse look cool!
Bart: I find your hover pedestal unimpressive.
Bart: Just because you create God-games doesn't mean you can play God.
Bart: Shouldn't you be doing something useful with your genius?
Bart: Stop being smarter than us!
Bart: Don't hate the player or the game!
[Homer and Bart solving puzzles]
Homer: That's it, Bart! Way to solve the thingy!
Homer: You solved the puzzle. Nerd!!!
Bart: Way to use your pea-brain, Homer!
Bart: I no longer think you're dumb as a rock.
[Homer crashing into crates]
Homer: Ow! My fat face!
Homer: Blammo!
Homer: The party's over, crates!
Homer: I'm on a roll! Sorry.
[Will Wright taunting Homer and Bart]
Will Wright: You Simpsons should stick to TV!
Will Wright: Worship me! I am a near-sighted god!
Will Wright: You're not girls, so I'm not afraid of you!
Will Wright: Nice design - your pathing A.I. is pathetic!
Will Wright: Behold my incredible beauty!
Will Wright: Anything without "Sim" in its name is stupid! Except Spore.
Will Wright: Why haven't you put me on the show?! You had the Baha Men on!
[Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart solving puzzles]
Will Wright: Pure luck. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Once if it's on military time.
Will Wright: Hey! You're both supposed to be dumb! Get back in character!
Will Wright: You're not so great - I've made out with a girl!
Will Wright: Big whoop. Wanna see me solve a Rubik's cube?
Will Wright: Okay, so you can do a puzzle. But can you grow a sweet 'stache like mine?
Will Wright: Another puzzle solved, huh? No problem. No need to fart nervously.
Will Wright: Stay calm, big Willy, no need to panic.
Will Wright: Keep it together. Think of your money. Concentrate on all your money. Aah.
[Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart getting collectibles]
Will Wright: Stopping for non-essential collectibles during timed puzzle. Not logical. Does not compute.
Will Wright: I remember when I cared about picking up collectibles...good times.
Will Wright: Ooh, they're getting so many points. When's my turn to play?
Will Wright: You waste your time, while I invent other games with Sim in the title. Sim hot dog... Sim garbage truck... Sim... duck farm!
[Will Wright reacting to Homer and Bart reaching the incierator lever]
Will Wright: No, you can't win! I won't go back to dancing!
Will Wright: This isn't possible. The odds of you winning are five to one. Wait, that's bad for me, isn't it?
Will Wright: Don't you get it? Nobody beats Will Wright, nobody! I'm King of the Nerds!
Will Wright: This isn't right! Who put you up to this? Was it those jerks at EA? They hate me, you know. They're all jealous of me! Jealous I tells ya!
[8-Bit Simpsons]
8-Bit Homer: Someone stop this crazy thing!
8-Bit Homer: If I die I'll never live my lifelong dream of starting an emu farm!
8-Bit Homer: Just because I'm obsolete doesn't mean I don't feel pain!
8-Bit Homer: Save us, us!
8-Bit Homer: Hurry, smooth Simpsons! We're almost goners!
8-Bit Homer: This is it—and I never got to snuggle with that better, next-gen Marge!
8-Bit Bart: Cowabunga! I need help! Cowabunga!
8-Bit Bart: Save my old-school butt!
8-Bit Bart: I'm having a cow, man!
8-Bit Bart: I'm gonna die an underachiever and proud of it!
8-Bit Bart: Save the Bartman! Save the Bartman!
8-Bit Bart: This isn't my greatest prank ever! We're almost dead!
8-Bit Bart: I'll never live to put mothballs in the beef stew!
8-Bit Bart: Not Again!
8-Bit Lisa: Save our low-resolution souls!
8-Bit Lisa: I may not have three dimensions, but I want to live!
8-Bit Lisa: I leave everything to Snowball II !
8-Bit Lisa: I'm not ready for Nirvana! I haven't achieved enlightenment!
8-Bit Lisa: Now I really understand the blues!
8-Bit Lisa: If I don't make it, tell 8-bit Milhouse I don't like him that way!
8-Bit Lisa: It's hard to be Zen when you're about to go through a shredder!
8-Bit Marge: Don't hate us 'cause we're ugly!
8-Bit Marge: Someone use your joystick to save us!
8-Bit Marge: Put in another quarter! I want more life!
8-Bit Marge: Either get me out of here or explain to me what's going on!
8-Bit Marge: If you save me I'll put your initials on the high score!
8-Bit Marge: This is it! -- I wish I spent more time cleaning!
8-Bit Marge: We might not make it! I should have worn a nicer dress!
[8-Bit Simpsons reacting to being saved]
8-Bit Bart: Thanks for saving us, awesome versions of us!
8-Bit Homer: You did it, you saved us! How many points did you get?
8-Bit Lisa: I love you, next gen Simpsons!
8-Bit Marge: Thank you, other Homie and other Bart!
[8-Bit Simpsons are dead]
8-Bit Homer: Mmm...death.
8-Bit Homer: Oh, I feel a shooting pain in my everywhere!
8-Bit Bart: I'll never see.. the boat show...
8-Bit Bart: Cowabunga, dead...
8-Bit Lisa: Goodbye smooth world!
8-Bit Lisa: Remember us how we were - jagged!
8-Bit Marge: I love my Homie.
8-Bit Marge: I think I left the oven on!
[Will Wright celebrating killing the 8-Bit Simpsons]
Will Wright: You should try The Sims instead, that's more your speed.
Will Wright: Don't feel too bad. It's just a stupid video game. I'll have my office send you a million dollars.
Will Wright: I guess that's the end of the 8-bit Simpsons. Oh, boo-hoo. What will the world do without a bunch of 2D losers?
Will Wright: Welcome to the jungle, baby!
Will Wright: Well, now that that's done. I'm off to burn down an orphanage.
Will Wright: Taste the pain, Simpsons. Mmm...pain.


Retrieved from "https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Bargain_Bin/Quotes&oldid=1484330"
  • Modified on July 29, 2026, at 18:11.
  • Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
  • Powered by MediaWiki