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{{TB|Thank you for coming, Ms. Peyton.}}
 
{{TB|Thank you for coming, Ms. Peyton.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Well, you summoned me, so… not really a choice in coming.}}
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{{TB|Well, you summoned me, so... not really a choice in coming.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|I want to cut to the chase here. I'd like to offer you an exciting opportunity.}}
 
{{TB|I want to cut to the chase here. I'd like to offer you an exciting opportunity.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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{{TB|You see, I've noticed that several of the staff seem…a bit worn out.}}
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{{TB|You see, I've noticed that several of the staff seem...a bit worn out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, one super boring seminar can really suck the life out of you it seems. Plus, all that painting we had to do in the hot sun.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, one super boring seminar can really suck the life out of you it seems. Plus, all that painting we had to do in the hot sun.}}
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{{TB|No, no, I don't expect you to do one thing! I expect you to get the parents involved and then make THEM do it. It's called "parent participation" — it's all the rage at other schools.}}
 
{{TB|No, no, I don't expect you to do one thing! I expect you to get the parents involved and then make THEM do it. It's called "parent participation" — it's all the rage at other schools.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Thinking}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Thinking}}
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{{TB|Hmmm, parents…I can work with that. What kind of play did you have in mind?}}
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{{TB|Hmmm, parents...I can work with that. What kind of play did you have in mind?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{TB|The only kind: old enough that the copyright's expired.}}
 
{{TB|The only kind: old enough that the copyright's expired.}}
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{{TB|Thank you all for coming in on such short notice.}}
 
{{TB|Thank you all for coming in on such short notice.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I'm just glad this isn't about Bart! Or is it…?}}
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{{TB|I'm just glad this isn't about Bart! Or is it...?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, 'cause if it is, we're not paying for another lawyer — he's gonna have to represent himself.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, 'cause if it is, we're not paying for another lawyer — he's gonna have to represent himself.}}
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{{TB|Homer, do you actually think that's what "intermittent fasting" is?}}
 
{{TB|Homer, do you actually think that's what "intermittent fasting" is?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
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{{TB|I can eat my way through half a fridge and two fully stocked pantries in the middle of the night… so, yeah, this fasting stuff has been a major sacrifice.}}
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{{TB|I can eat my way through half a fridge and two fully stocked pantries in the middle of the night... so, yeah, this fasting stuff has been a major sacrifice.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Can we please speed this meeting up? I'm not allowed to keep meat or fish in my trunk for more than an hour when I'm delivering groceries.}}
 
{{TB|Can we please speed this meeting up? I'm not allowed to keep meat or fish in my trunk for more than an hour when I'm delivering groceries.}}
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{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
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{{TB|So, here's the deal, parents: we have one week to transform Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" into the best musical Springfield Elementary has ever staged.}}
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{{TB|So, here's the deal, parents: we have one week to transform [[Mark Twain]]'s "[[Tom Sawyer]]" into the best musical Springfield Elementary has ever staged.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Snobby}}
 
{{TB|Mark Twain didn't write "Tom Sawyer" — it's a "Rush" song!}}
 
{{TB|Mark Twain didn't write "Tom Sawyer" — it's a "Rush" song!}}
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{{TB|A MODERN-DAY WARRIOR / MEAN, MEAN STRIDE / TODAY'S TOM SAWYER / MEAN, MEAN PRIDE}}
 
{{TB|A MODERN-DAY WARRIOR / MEAN, MEAN STRIDE / TODAY'S TOM SAWYER / MEAN, MEAN PRIDE}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
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{{TB|Bands back then had so much drum…}}
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{{TB|Bands back then had so much drum...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
 
{{TB|They did indeed, Homer. They did indeed.}}
 
{{TB|They did indeed, Homer. They did indeed.}}
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{{TB|Okay, so here's a stack of "Tom Sawyer: The Musical" scripts for you all to read.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, so here's a stack of "Tom Sawyer: The Musical" scripts for you all to read.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
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{{TB|Why does it have to be "Tom Sawyer"? Shouldn't we…oh, I don't know, pick something less political?}}
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{{TB|Why does it have to be "Tom Sawyer"? Shouldn't we...oh, I don't know, pick something less political?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Political? Tom Sawyer is a cultural landmark.}}
 
{{TB|Political? Tom Sawyer is a cultural landmark.}}
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{{TB|Its realistic depiction of ordinary American life remains a candid reflection of the complexities within our society then and now.}}
 
{{TB|Its realistic depiction of ordinary American life remains a candid reflection of the complexities within our society then and now.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|It was just a suggestion…}}
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{{TB|It was just a suggestion...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
 
{{TB|So, are you parents in for some "parent participation"?}}
 
{{TB|So, are you parents in for some "parent participation"?}}
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{{TB|I'm in!}}
 
{{TB|I'm in!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Fine…I'm in.}}
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{{TB|Fine...I'm in.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|I'm in.}}
 
{{TB|I'm in.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}}
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{{TB|Mmm…participation pizza!}}
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{{TB|Mmm...participation pizza!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Playbills|125}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ms. Peyton Try to Control the Meeting|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|char=[[Ms. Peyton]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Parents}} Continue to Object4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Happily Pull Out Her Stage Binder|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Playbills|125}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ms. Peyton Try to Control the Meeting|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|char=[[Ms. Peyton]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Parents}} Continue to Object4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Happily Pull Out Her Stage Binder|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ms. Peyton Icon}}
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{{TB|Awesome. Now I'm betting one of us ends up as the lead, because that's our usual luck.}}
 
{{TB|Awesome. Now I'm betting one of us ends up as the lead, because that's our usual luck.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Wink}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Wink}}
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{{TB|Well, Bart, since you mentioned it…}}
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{{TB|Well, Bart, since you mentioned it...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Playbills|165}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Change Into Her Stage Manager Outfit|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Pretend to Be Deaf|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Brace Herself for Bad News|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Playbills|165}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Change Into Her Stage Manager Outfit|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Pretend to Be Deaf|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Brace Herself for Bad News|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|The play we'll be putting on is a musical adaptation of Tom Sawyer.}}
 
{{TB|The play we'll be putting on is a musical adaptation of Tom Sawyer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|Wait, is that already a thing that exists or do we have to write a bunch of songs about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn?}}
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{{TB|Wait, is that already a thing that exists or do we have to write a bunch of songs about Tom Sawyer and [[Huckleberry Finn]]?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Shh, Lisa! If we don't ask those questions, we don't have to worry about answering them!}}
 
{{TB|Shh, Lisa! If we don't ask those questions, we don't have to worry about answering them!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
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{{TB|I mean, that is kind of an important question that needs answering…}}
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{{TB|I mean, that is kind of an important question that needs answering...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, and this isn't nepotism or anything, but I think Bart…}}
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{{TB|Well, and this isn't nepotism or anything, but I think Bart...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Fine, fine, I'll play Tom Sawyer. I mean, it's sort of a role I was born to play.}}
 
{{TB|Fine, fine, I'll play Tom Sawyer. I mean, it's sort of a role I was born to play.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon|Deadpan}}
 
{{Tapped Out Stage Manager Marge Icon|Deadpan}}
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{{TB|I wish that wasn't the case, but it really is…}}
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{{TB|I wish that wasn't the case, but it really is...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Springfield Playhouse]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Springfield Playhouse]]|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Bart's casting is clearly nepotism at work!}}
 
{{TB|Bart's casting is clearly nepotism at work!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Yeah, I don't think Bart's even read Tom Sawyer! I mean, neither have I…}}
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{{TB|Yeah, I don't think Bart's even read Tom Sawyer! I mean, neither have I...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Angry}}
 
{{TB|I doubt that Bart could properly convey the complexities of Tom Sawyer's loss of innocence in the immoral harsh world he's forced to navigate.}}
 
{{TB|I doubt that Bart could properly convey the complexities of Tom Sawyer's loss of innocence in the immoral harsh world he's forced to navigate.}}
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{{TB|Ow!}}
 
{{TB|Ow!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Elementary Play Stage]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Elementary Play Stage]]|colspan=2}}
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== Currency-earning jobs ==
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{{TBT|Gather Playbills From Stage Waste Bins}}
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{{TB|[[Lisa]], [[Stage Manager Marge]], [[Skinner]], [[Nelson]], [[Ms. Peyton]], [[Miss Hoover]], [[Chalmers]], [[Willie]], [[Bart]], [[Ralph]], [[Marge]]}}
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{{TRs|4h|2}}
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{{TB|[[Springfield Playhouse]], [[Springfield Community Theater]], [[Springfield Dump]], [[Auto Yard]], [[Food Truck Graveyard]], {{TOG|Dumpsters}}, [[Trash Can]], [[Brown House]]}}
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{{TB|{{Playbill|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
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{{TBT|Design Brand-New Playbills}}
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{{TB|[[Bart Sawyer]], [[Broccoli Ralph]]}}
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{{TB|[[Springfield Playhouse]], [[Springfield Community Theater]], [[Drive-In Theater]], [[Holo-Theater]], [[Chinese Acrobatic Theatre]], {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}s}}
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{{TB|{{Playbill|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
 
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Latest revision as of 18:18, December 17, 2025


For other uses of "A Hard Play's Night", see A Hard Play's Night.


A Hard Play's Night
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: A Hard Play's Night
Required characters: Parents, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Stage Manager Marge, Youngsters
Optional characters: Ms. Peyton, Nelson, Bart Sawyer, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): AHardPlaysNight
ID(s): 272001 - 272005
Previous quest(s): The Long Strokes of Summer
Next quest(s): The Final Curtain


A Hard Play's Night is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Hard Play's Night content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing The Long Strokes of Summer
Skinner Thank you for coming, Ms. Peyton.
Ms. Peyton Well, you summoned me, so... not really a choice in coming.
Skinner I want to cut to the chase here. I'd like to offer you an exciting opportunity.
Skinner You see, I've noticed that several of the staff seem...a bit worn out.
Ms. Peyton - Annoyed Yeah, one super boring seminar can really suck the life out of you it seems. Plus, all that painting we had to do in the hot sun.
Skinner - Nervous Well, I had an idea to make it up to the staff.
Skinner If you could organize a school play, then it could give the rest of the faculty some much needed time off, and more importantly show Chalmers what our school is made of.
Ms. Peyton - Annoyed You want to give the entire faculty a vacation and have me organize a whole play by myself? Because I sold my magic wand to buy school supplies out-of-pocket.
Skinner No, no, I don't expect you to do one thing! I expect you to get the parents involved and then make THEM do it. It's called "parent participation" — it's all the rage at other schools.
Ms. Peyton - Thinking Hmmm, parents...I can work with that. What kind of play did you have in mind?
Skinner The only kind: old enough that the copyright's expired.
Task: "Collect Playbills" (x165).
If Ms. Peyton is owned: Task: "Make Ms. Peyton Contact Parents". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Parents Find Time to Come to School" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Marge Happily Come to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Ms. Peyton Thank you all for coming in on such short notice.
Marge - Happy I'm just glad this isn't about Bart! Or is it...?
Homer - Annoyed Yeah, 'cause if it is, we're not paying for another lawyer — he's gonna have to represent himself.
Ms. Peyton - Annoyed This isn't about Bart. And if it was, I wouldn't have summoned every parent at the school.
Homer - Annoyed Hey, when this kid jumps, I'm required to ask "how high" and "what's the damage".
Marge - Happy That was pretty good, Homer.
Homer Thanks! Words are just flowing through me today. Maybe this intermittent fasting stuff's finally paying dividends.
Marge Eating between 8am and midnight isn't "intermittent fasting".
Ms. Peyton - Confused Homer, do you actually think that's what "intermittent fasting" is?
Homer - Snobby I can eat my way through half a fridge and two fully stocked pantries in the middle of the night... so, yeah, this fasting stuff has been a major sacrifice.
Kirk - Annoyed Can we please speed this meeting up? I'm not allowed to keep meat or fish in my trunk for more than an hour when I'm delivering groceries.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Stage Manager Marge

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Ms. Peyton So, here's the deal, parents: we have one week to transform Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" into the best musical Springfield Elementary has ever staged.
Homer - Snobby Mark Twain didn't write "Tom Sawyer" — it's a "Rush" song!
Wiggum Homer's right!
Homer and Wiggum - Singing A MODERN-DAY WARRIOR / MEAN, MEAN STRIDE / TODAY'S TOM SAWYER / MEAN, MEAN PRIDE
Homer - Dreamy Bands back then had so much drum...
Wiggum - Proud They did indeed, Homer. They did indeed.
Ms. Peyton - Annoyed Look, you guys are all here today because we need your help to make this the best play our school has ever staged.
Luann - Angry So now you're subcontracting your own job to us parents? What gives you the right?
Kirk - Annoyed Yeah, does that mean we'll get a cut of the school budget or a chunk of your sweet teacher salary?
Ms. Peyton No. And it's not subcontracting, it's "parental participation".
Ms. Peyton As for the budget, I can offer you all the leftover school pizza your hearts desire.
Homer - Mouth Full I'm in! *eats pizza*
Ms. Peyton Okay, so here's a stack of "Tom Sawyer: The Musical" scripts for you all to read.
Helen Lovejoy Why does it have to be "Tom Sawyer"? Shouldn't we...oh, I don't know, pick something less political?
Ms. Peyton - Annoyed Political? Tom Sawyer is a cultural landmark.
Ms. Peyton Its realistic depiction of ordinary American life remains a candid reflection of the complexities within our society then and now.
Helen Lovejoy - Sad It was just a suggestion...
Ms. Peyton So, are you parents in for some "parent participation"?
Marge - Happy I'm in!
Kirk - Annoyed Fine...I'm in.
Sarah Wiggum - Annoyed I'm in.
Homer - Mouth Full Mmm...participation pizza!
Task: "Collect Playbills" (x125).
If Ms. Peyton is owned: Task: "Make Ms. Peyton Try to Control the Meeting". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Parents Continue to Object4 hours". The jobs take place at 5 and take Springfield Elementary.
Task: "Make Marge Happily Pull Out Her Stage Binder". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Ms. Peyton So, do I have any volunteers for set design?
Marge - Happy I'd love to do set design!
Ms. Peyton - Surprised Wow, that was fast. Thanks Marge!
Marge - Happy Absolutely! And would you mind if I also handled all of the stage management and costuming, too?
Marge I don't want to come off too strong, but back in high school I was a pretty big deal as the theater class stage manager.
Ms. Peyton I doubt anyone here would mind.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Whitewashed Fence

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Marge Bart! Lisa! Come downstairs, I've got news from school!
Bart - Bored If a wasp hive exploded in Skinner's office and/or car, I had no knowledge of it.
Marge - Happy No, it's not that! It's good news!
Lisa - Surprised Did the school finally accept my advanced curriculum proposal?
Marge Nope, something way better than that!
Bart - Annoyed Well now you're just hyping this up too much — it'll probably be a total let down.
Marge The school's putting on a play, and guess who's directing?
Bart - Annoyed Awesome. Now I'm betting one of us ends up as the lead, because that's our usual luck.
Marge - Wink Well, Bart, since you mentioned it...
Task: "Collect Playbills" (x165).
Task: "Make Marge Change Into Her Stage Manager Outfit". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Pretend to Be Deaf". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Brace Herself for Bad News". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Stage Manager Marge The play we'll be putting on is a musical adaptation of Tom Sawyer.
Lisa - Confused Wait, is that already a thing that exists or do we have to write a bunch of songs about Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn?
Stage Manager Marge Shh, Lisa! If we don't ask those questions, we don't have to worry about answering them!
Lisa - Confused I mean, that is kind of an important question that needs answering...
Stage Manager Marge Well, and this isn't nepotism or anything, but I think Bart...
Bart - Annoyed Fine, fine, I'll play Tom Sawyer. I mean, it's sort of a role I was born to play.
Stage Manager Marge - Deadpan I wish that wasn't the case, but it really is...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Playhouse

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Martin - Happy So we are to be thespians? Delightful!
Nelson - Grim If this play doesn't involve me pounding him, I'd rather go back to math.
Ralph - Happy I'm going to be a tree!
Ms. Peyton Thank you, children. Please sit down so we can talk about our play.
Ms. Peyton We will be performing a musical adaptation of Mark Twain's classic American story, Tom Sawyer.
Milhouse - Excited I'll play Tom Sawyer if Lisa's Becky!
Nelson *punches Milhouse* Stop being a creep, Milhouse.
Milhouse - Scared Wait, a musical? Oh no, that's going to mean singing.
Janey - Annoyed And the costumes from that time period will not even be slightly cute.
Ms. Peyton Here to help me explain our plans, let me welcome Marge Simpson, who will be helping out with our set design and costuming.
Stage Manager Marge - Happy Hello, children!
Ms. Peyton So, Marge, would you like to let everyone know who will be playing Tom Sawyer?
Stage Manager Marge My special guy, Bart Simpson!
Nelson - Happy Haw-haw!
Stage Manager Marge And for the role of Huckleberry Finn, Nelson Muntz!
Nelson - Surprised Haw-Huck?!
Task: "Collect Playbills" (x125).
Task: "Make Bart Attempt to Disappear". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Stage Manager Marge Be Extremely Proud". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
If Ms. Peyton is owned: Task: "Make Ms. Peyton Try to Hide Her Amusement". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
If Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Nelson Memorize His Script". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Students Protest This Whole Fiasco" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
Martin - Annoyed Bart's casting is clearly nepotism at work!
Milhouse - Annoyed Yeah, I don't think Bart's even read Tom Sawyer! I mean, neither have I...
Martin - Angry I doubt that Bart could properly convey the complexities of Tom Sawyer's loss of innocence in the immoral harsh world he's forced to navigate.
Ralph - Happy I get to play a tree!
Ms. Peyton Well, Marge, as Stage Manager, you get the fun and rewarding task of calming the kids down and preparing them for curtain call. I'm going to go get a much-deserved massage.
Stage Manager Marge All right! Who wants to help build a set? No one? Because "no volunteers" means "all of you".
Ms. Peyton - Happy Nicely done, I'm stealing that.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Stage Props Bundle

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Miss Hoover - Spacey Peace and quiet. I'd forgotten what it felt like.
Willie - Happy Aye, lassie. 'Tis a right good day, it is.
Coach Krupt - Annoyed *bursts in* They've got him doing it all wrong!
Miss Hoover - Annoyed If this is about that play, I don't want to hear about it. That's a problem for the parents to deal with.
Coach Krupt - Annoyed No, it's not the play. It's that boy they have playing Tom Sawyer. He's doing the whitewashing and he's doing it all wrong!
Willie - Annoyed Bart Simpson. I should have known he'd muck up a simple task like that.
Miss Hoover - Annoyed When did we all start caring so much about painting?
Coach Krupt - Annoyed It doesn't matter. We spent the entire summer painting this godforsaken school.
Miss Hoover - Annoyed I know. We're practically experts.
Coach Krupt - Yelling Let's BOMBARD him with some information! We're teachers, aren't we?
Miss Hoover - Gaah Fine! If it'll make you all shut up, let's go teach Tom Sawyer the proper method of applying a consistent topcoat!
Task: "Collect Playbills" (x205).
Task: "Make Teachers Storm the Stage" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart/Bart Sawyer Get Educated on Proper Painting Technique". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Students Watch With Morbid Fascination" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Stage Manager Marge Finish Building The Set". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Miss Hoover - Annoyed Down, then up! It's not rocket science!
Bart - Confused Sure, but you guys understand that this is a prop fence! It's made of cardboard.
Coach Krupt - Yelling Respect the art of painting or no BOMBARDMENT all year!
Martin - Surprised "No bombardment"? Sounds like a good deal.
Coach Krupt - Yelling *throws dodgeball* BOMBARDMENT!
Martin - Pained Ow!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Elementary Play Stage

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Gather Playbills From Stage Waste Bins Lisa, Stage Manager Marge, Skinner, Nelson, Ms. Peyton, Miss Hoover, Chalmers, Willie, Bart, Ralph, Marge 4h Springfield Playhouse, Springfield Community Theater, Springfield Dump, Auto Yard, Food Truck Graveyard, Dumpsters, Trash Can, Brown House Playbill5, XP45
Design Brand-New Playbills Bart Sawyer, Broccoli Ralph Springfield Playhouse, Springfield Community Theater, Drive-In Theater, Holo-Theater, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Visitable Homes Playbill8, XP70


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