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'''Malk''' is a drink which is served at Springfield Elementary School, which includes Vitamin R.
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|name = Malk
*{{Ep|The PTA Disbands}}
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|image = [[File:Malk.png|250px]]
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|town = [[Springfield]]
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'''Malk''' is a drink which was served with the lunches at [[Springfield Elementary School]].
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== History ==
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[[Bart]] thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labeled "MALK" rather than "MILK".
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Malk's specific nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It is also either completely lacking in calcium (and other bone-strengthening nutrients) or has another, unspecified, substance that actively weakens bones. Bart cracked his knuckles, heard a snap, and complained about his bones being brittle, in spite of the fact that he always drank plenty of Malk.<ref>"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref>
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Malk was advertised as being sold at [[Dollar Troll]] for 99¢ per gallon.<ref>"[[P.S. I Hate You]]"</ref>
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== Appearances ==
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*{{ep|The PTA Disbands}}
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*{{ep|My Fare Lady|(sign, opening sequence)}}
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*{{ep|P.S. I Hate You|(mentioned)}}
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== References ==
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{{Reflist}}
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{{Drinks|milk=yes}}

Latest revision as of 11:06, August 31, 2025

Malk
Malk.png
Food/Drink Information
Town: Springfield
First appearance: "The PTA Disbands"


Malk is a drink which was served with the lunches at Springfield Elementary School.

History[edit]

Bart thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labeled "MALK" rather than "MILK".

Malk's specific nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It is also either completely lacking in calcium (and other bone-strengthening nutrients) or has another, unspecified, substance that actively weakens bones. Bart cracked his knuckles, heard a snap, and complained about his bones being brittle, in spite of the fact that he always drank plenty of Malk.[1]

Malk was advertised as being sold at Dollar Troll for 99¢ per gallon.[2]

Appearances[edit]

References[edit]