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The Squeaky Wheel

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Itchy & Scratchy Land Required characters: Squeaky Voice Attendant Internal name(s): TheSqueakyWheel ID(s): 200119 - 200123, 200182

The Squeaky Wheel is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires the Squeaky Voice Attendant to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark I'm applying for the job of Park Attendant? And what makes you especially qualified for this vital task? I've always been fascinated both with parks and attending. Furthermore- Spare me. Any idiot could do this. You're hired! Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Sell Park Tickets". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. One adult ticket, please. Uh...sir, we have a seniors discount program... Oh, but I'm only 31... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark Kid, I'm reassigning you. From now on, you sell Itchy & Scratchy Money to our visitors. Thank you for this opportunity- Shut up, shut up! Have enough self-respect to hate this horrible job, will you? I'll do my level best, sir! Look, just take guests' real money and give them this fake money. Which they can only spend inside the park. Why would they want that? Yikes, who knows? Tell them it's fun. The fake money is a blast. Or whatever. Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money". The job takes 4 hours. Would you like to buy some Itchy & Scratchy Money? Can we, Dad? Can we, can we? Hmm, it does look awfully fun... a real blast, that fake cash... Gimme a hundred bucks! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark We'd like to sell our Itchy & Scratchy Money back, please. Uh, I don't know if that's allowed... But it's so much more FUN than boring real money. You'd be coming out ahead in the deal. I guess that's true... In fact, I think you should give us $200 real money for our super-fun Itchy & Scratchy bucks. It seems only fair... Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Promote Itchy & Scratchy Money". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate and takes 4 hours. We'd like to buy $200 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money, please. Except you can only spend it in inside the park, which makes it worth less than real money. I never thought about that... So you should probably give us $400 worth of Itchy & Scratchy Money for our $200. That's a good point... This could go on all day... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark KIDS! It's time to go! Has anyone seen my kids? Sir, I believe I can help. Recently, I sold them $2,000 of Itchy & Scratchy Money and- $2,000! You idiot, they're kids! They could be anywhere! You've got to find them! Er...yes sir! Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Desperately Search for Lost Children". The job takes place at IS Ride Attractions and takes 8 hours. If I don't find those kids, I could lose my promotion! It wasn't a promotion! Both jobs are awful! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark Phew, there you are, you two! Owww, my stomach... Two thousands dollars worth of candy... The sugar rush was like meeting God... the crash is like death... I almost killed two sweet, innocent children. We deserved this... deep down I know we deserved this... I'm a danger to this park and everyone in it! Task: "Make Squeaky Voice Attendant Hand in His Notice". The job takes the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House. Quit! You can't quit! This is a right-to-work state, and I reserve the right to make you work. Your faith will be rewarded, sir. I swear I will make you- Stop liking this horrible workplace! Quest reward: 200 and 20