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|name = Rod And Todd
 
|name = Rod And Todd
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|image =  
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|image = [[File:Tapped Out Rod and Todd Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 
|level = 32
 
|level = 32
 
|update = {{TOCU|Level 32}}
 
|update = {{TOCU|Level 32}}
 
|requirements =  
 
|requirements =  
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|characters = [[Homer]]<br>[[Rod]]<br>[[Todd]]<br>[[Ned]]<br>[[Marge]]<br>[[Lisa]]
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|characters = [[Homer]], [[Rod]], [[Todd]], [[Ned]], [[Marge]], [[Lisa]]
 
|optional =  
 
|optional =  
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|internal = RodAndTodd
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|id = 9401 - 9410
 
|previous = [[Rod And Todd Prelude]]
 
|previous = [[Rod And Todd Prelude]]
 
|next = {{TOQP|Bread And Putter|1}}
 
|next = {{TOQP|Bread And Putter|1}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot's! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.}}
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{{TB|Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|I know. And I'm pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I'm the way I am.}}
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{{TB|I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?}}
 
{{TB|So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?}}
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{{TB|No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?}}
 
{{TB|No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|Bart? Bart's daddy?}}
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{{TB|Bart? Bart’s daddy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{TB|Where are we?}}
 
{{TB|Where are we?}}
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{{TB|We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.}}
 
{{TB|We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|From now on when we sing, "Where is pointer finger?" we're not going to ask about any other fingers!}}
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{{TB|From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{TB|Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.}}
 
{{TB|Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.}}
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.}}
 
{{TB|The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go Home" and "Make Todd Go Home". The tasks take place at the [[Flanders House]] and take 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rod Go Home|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go Home|4 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!}}
 
{{TB|Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I'd see her again when it was my time.}}
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{{TB|I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
 
{{TB|I saw a black, featureless abyss!}}
 
{{TB|I saw a black, featureless abyss!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, don't worry, boys. I'll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.}}
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{{TB|Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon|Cheering}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon|Cheering}}
 
{{TB|Yay, nothing!}}
 
{{TB|Yay, nothing!}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I'm out?}}
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{{TB|Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I’m out?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?}}
 
{{TB|Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, they've been lying on the couch for the last three hours...}}
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{{TB|Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|So you want me to get them up and do something active?}}
 
{{TB|So you want me to get them up and do something active?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll 'em on to their tummies so they don't get couch-sores?}}
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{{TB|NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}SIGHS{{*}} Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}SIGHS{{*}} Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd". The task takes place at the [[Flanders House]], requires [[Rod]] and [[Todd]], takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd|8 hours|[[Rod]] and [[Todd]]|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Ned, I've been talking to Lisa and I'm concerned about Rod and Todd.}}
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{{TB|Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|That's mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don't worry!}}
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{{TB|That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.}}
 
{{TB|My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Don't you think you're being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.}}
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{{TB|Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.}}
 
{{TB|I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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{{TB|Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don't you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.}}
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{{TB|Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|Yay! First I'll be closer to God, then you'll be closer to God...}}
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{{TB|Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|Then I'll be closer to God, then you'll be closer to God...}}
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{{TB|Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|Then I'll be closer to--}}
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{{TB|Then I’ll be closer to--}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|WE GET IT!}}
 
{{TB|WE GET IT!}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place a See-Saw" and "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw". The task takes place at a [[See-Saw]] and takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Place a [[See-Saw]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw|4 hours|a [[See-Saw]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.}}
 
{{TB|A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I've got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!}}
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{{TB|I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Terrified}}
 
{{TB|But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.}}
 
{{TB|But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|No, that's scientists.}}
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{{TB|No, that’s scientists.}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go for a Checkup" and "Make Todd Go for a Checkup". The tasks take place at [[Hibbert Family Practice]] and take 10 minutes.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rod Go for a Checkup|10 minutes|[[Hibbert Family Practice]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go for a Checkup|10 minutes|[[Hibbert Family Practice]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|It's a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
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{{TB|It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Good heavens! What would have happened?}}
 
{{TB|Good heavens! What would have happened?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|They would have been permanently and irreparably... turned into weirdoes.}}
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{{TB|They would have been permanently and irreparably… turned into weirdoes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
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{{TB|You're smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.}}
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{{TB|You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|But other kids are so... different.}}
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{{TB|But other kids are so… different.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{TB|No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.}}
 
{{TB|No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.}}
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{{TB|Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.}}
 
{{TB|Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I'm scared of public school! They're going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs' house before [[Adam]] and [[Eve]] lived there!}}
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{{TB|I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before Adam and Eve lived there!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|And that [[Christmas]]'s real name is Holidays.}}
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{{TB|And that Christmas’s real name is Holidays.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn't mean you have to learn it!}}
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{{TB|Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|When I took science classes as a kid, I'd just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.}}
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{{TB|When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I'm only kinda sure where babies come from.}}
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{{TB|And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from.}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go to School" and "Make Todd Go to School". The tasks take place at [[Springfield Elementary]] and take 6 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rod Go to School|6 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go to School|6 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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{{TB|Boys, you've been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!}}
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{{TB|Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{TB|Sunday School!}}
 
{{TB|Sunday School!}}
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{{TB|Yay!}}
 
{{TB|Yay!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|I hope we play Crucifictionary. I'm good at drawing "scrourging"!}}
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{{TB|I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing “scrourging”!}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Go to Sunday School" and "Make Todd Go to Sunday School". The tasks take place at the [[First Church of Springfield]] and take 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rod Go to Sunday School|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Go to Sunday School|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?}}
 
{{TB|Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|No! It's because it's fun to climb on them, like a monkey.}}
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{{TB|No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|And if I do, you promise I won't evolve?}}
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{{TB|And if I do, you promise I won’t evolve?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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{{TB|I'm pretty sure that won't happen.}}
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{{TB|I’m pretty sure that won’t happen.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yay! Static universe!}}
 
{{TB|Yay! Static universe!}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Place Monkey Bars" and "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars". The task takes place at a [[Monkey Bars]] and takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task|Place [[Monkey Bars]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars|24 hours|[[Monkey Bars]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|Hi Bart. What's that in your hand?}}
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{{TB|Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Squishee, collosal size.}}
 
{{TB|Squishee, collosal size.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|It's so green and glowy!}}
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{{TB|It’s so green and glowy!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|It's their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It'll blow your mind.}}
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{{TB|It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay.}}
 
{{TB|Okay.}}
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{{TB|That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.}}
 
{{TB|That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn't do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back...}}
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{{TB|Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|No! It's mine! MINE!}}
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{{TB|No! It’s mine! MINE!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whoa.}}
 
{{TB|Whoa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|Todd? You sound like you're possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.}}
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{{TB|Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|The straw is too skinny. It's not getting in my mouth fast enough!}}
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{{TB|The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Hey, maybe you should slow down...}}
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{{TB|Hey, maybe you should slow down…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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{{TB|Maybe you should shut up or I'll punch your face off!}}
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{{TB|Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off!}}
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{{THT|'''Tasks:''' "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster" and "Make Todd Eat Sugar". Rod's task takes place at the [[Flanders House]] and both tasks take 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rod Play Bible Blaster|8 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Todd Eat Sugar|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Hi Rod, what are you doing?}}
 
{{TB|Hi Rod, what are you doing?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|Praying for forgiveness. I've committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.}}
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{{TB|Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Me?! Why?}}
 
{{TB|Me?! Why?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|I'm jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.}}
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{{TB|I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh.}}
 
{{TB|Oh.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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{{TB|Do you want to play "Try-on-each-other's-shoes?"}}
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{{TB|Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other’s-shoes?”}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.}}
 
{{TB|Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Rod Pray". The task takes place at the [[Flanders House]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rod Pray|60 minutes|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{TB|Why is my straw making that horrible sound?}}
 
{{TB|Why is my straw making that horrible sound?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|You've come to the bottom of the cup. You're all out of Squishee.}}
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{{TB|You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{TB|Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?}}
 
{{TB|Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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{{TB|Sorry, I have to get going... Ow! Hey, you're strong! {{*}}choking{{*}} My larynx!}}
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{{TB|Sorry, I have to get going… Ow! Hey, you’re strong! {{*}}choking{{*}} My larynx!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
 
{{TB|Take me to the Squishee. Now!}}
 
{{TB|Take me to the Squishee. Now!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}gasping{{*}} Yes, sir.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}gasping{{*}} Yes, sir.}}
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{{THT|'''Task:''' "Make Todd Shop at the Kwik E Mart". The task takes place at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] and takes 60 minutes.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Todd Shop at Kwik-E-Mart|60 minutes|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.}}
 
{{TB|Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.}}
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{{TB|Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.}}
 
{{TB|Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
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{{TB|So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and...}}
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{{TB|So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and…}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Come again!}}
 
{{TB|Come again!}}

Revision as of 15:57, May 4, 2025


Rod And Todd
Tapped Out Rod and Todd Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 32
Update: Level 32
Required characters: Homer, Rod, Todd, Ned, Marge, Lisa
Internal name(s): RodAndTodd
ID(s): 9401 - 9410
Previous quest(s): Rod And Todd Prelude
Next quest(s): Bread And Putter Pt. 1


Rod And Todd is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 32 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Aw, Sir Putt-A-Lot’s! You know, Bart -- you were conceived on this minigolf course. Right there in that castle and/or windmill.
Bart I know. And I’m pretty sure your constantly telling me that story is why I’m the way I am.
Homer So you wanna play a round of mini-golf with your old man?
Bart No, I came to vandalize the bathroom. Help me open this door, will ya?
Rod Bart? Bart’s daddy?
Todd Where are we?
Bart Rod and Todd?! Quick, close the door again!
Homer What are you two doing here?
Todd We were in the bathroom washing our hands because we accidentally made an obscene gesture.
Rod From now on when we sing, “Where is pointer finger?” we’re not going to ask about any other fingers!
Todd Before we could scrub the sin away, there was an explosion and we got trapped inside.
Bart I bet that was my toilet cherry bomb.
Homer Or when I blew up the whole town.
Bart The important thing is that they were gone for a long long time, and we were responsible.
Task: "Make Rod Go Home". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Todd Go Home". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Ned Oh, my boys! The Good Lord brought you back to me!
Rod I saw mommy in a bright light. She told me to go back and that I’d see her again when it was my time.
Todd - Cheerful I saw a black, featureless abyss!
Ned Well, don’t worry, boys. I’ll make sure nothing ever happens to you again.
Rod and Todd - Cheering Yay, nothing!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Excuse me, Lisa? I have to pick up more child-proofing supplies. Could ya watch the boys while I’m out?
Lisa Sure, Mr. Flanders. Is there anything I should know?
Ned Well, they’ve been lying on the couch for the last three hours…
Lisa So you want me to get them up and do something active?
Ned NO! Nothing active! But, in another hour, could you roll ‘em on to their tummies so they don’t get couch-sores?
Lisa *SIGHS* Five bucks an hour is five bucks an hour.
Task: "Make Lisa Babysit Rod and Todd". The job takes place at Flanders House, requires Rod and Todd, and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Ned, I’ve been talking to Lisa and I’m concerned about Rod and Todd.
Ned That’s mighty neighborino-ly of you, but don’t worry!
Ned My boys are home-schooled and home-churched -- they never leave the bubble-wrapped walls of my house.
Marge Don’t you think you’re being a little overprotective? Kids need to play in the fresh air and sunshine.
Ned I suppose I should let the boys go out for a little to enjoy our great, green earth. After all, God spent a whole week making it.
Marge Exactly, sort of. Boys, why don’t you go outside and play on something safe and fun like a see-saw.
Todd Yay! First I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…
Rod Then I’ll be closer to God, then you’ll be closer to God…
Todd Then I’ll be closer to--
Marge WE GET IT!
Task: "Place a See-Saw".
Task: "Make Rod and Todd Play on the See-Saw". The job takes place at a See-Saw and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Rod's exclamation mark
Rod - Sad Daddy! I got a splinter!
Ned Oh no, where?
Rod - Sad In my pant cuff!
Todd - Sad A breeze riffled my hair. Now, my part is crooked.
Ned I knew it was a mistake to let you boys go outside! I’ve got to get you to the doctor, ASAP!
Todd - Terrified But you said doctors were godless heathens we should never listen to.
Ned No, that’s scientists.
Task: "Make Rod Go for a Checkup". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice and takes 10 minutes.
Task: "Make Todd Go for a Checkup". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice and takes 10 minutes.
Dr. Hibbert It’s a good thing you brought the boys in when you did, Ned. A few more days, and it would have been too late. *chuckles*
Ned Good heavens! What would have happened?
Dr. Hibbert They would have been permanently and irreparably… turned into weirdoes.
Dr. Hibbert You’re smothering these kids, Ned. They need to spend time with their peers.
Ned But other kids are so… different.
Dr. Hibbert No Ned, your kids are so different. They could use a dose of other-kid-ness, stat.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Okay boys, this is it. -- your first day of public school.
Rod - Sad I’m scared of public school! They’re going to teach us that the Garden of Eden was the dinosaurs’ house before Adam and Eve lived there!
Todd - Sad And that Christmas’s real name is Holidays.
Ned Now boys, just because someone teaches you something, doesn’t mean you have to learn it!
Ned When I took science classes as a kid, I’d just sing hymns in my head or write bible verses on the roof of my mouth with the tip of my tongue.
Ned And I never absorbed any of that Evolution nonsense. I’m only kinda sure where babies come from.
Task: "Make Rod Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours.
Task: "Make Todd Go to School". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Boys, you’ve been going to school for a whole week. For that you get a special treat!
Ned Sunday School!
Rod and Todd - Cheering Yay!
Todd I hope we play Crucifictionary. I’m good at drawing “scrourging”!
Task: "Make Rod Go to Sunday School". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Todd Go to Sunday School". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Hey Rod, do you wanna climb on the monkey bars?
Rod Are they called that because the God of Evolution is monkeys?
Lisa No! It’s because it’s fun to climb on them, like a monkey.
Rod And if I do, you promise I won’t evolve?
Lisa I’m pretty sure that won’t happen.
Rod Yay! Static universe!
Task: "Place Monkey Bars".
Task: "Make Rod Swing on the Monkey Bars". The job takes place at Monkey Bars and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 8

After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
Todd Hi Bart. What’s that in your hand?
Bart Squishee, collosal size.
Rod It’s so green and glowy!
Bart It’s their new flavor, alien berry. Wanna try it? It’ll blow your mind.
Todd Okay.
Rod That has sugar, Todd! It causes cavities.
Bart Pfft, that link has never been proven. Go ahead, Todd. See? Sugar doesn’t do anything. Now if I could just get my Squishee back…
Todd No! It’s mine! MINE!
Bart Whoa.
Rod Todd? You sound like you’re possessed! I better brush up on demon banishing by playing Bible Blaster.
Todd The straw is too skinny. It’s not getting in my mouth fast enough!
Bart Hey, maybe you should slow down…
Todd Maybe you should shut up or I’ll punch your face off!
Task: "Make Rod Play Bible Blaster". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Todd Eat Sugar". The job takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Hi Rod, what are you doing?
Rod Praying for forgiveness. I’ve committed the sin of jealousy. Toward you.
Lisa Me?! Why?
Rod I’m jealous that you get to wear mommy clothes.
Lisa Oh.
Rod Do you want to play “Try-on-each-other’s-shoes?”
Lisa Um, you should probably just get back to your praying.
Task: "Make Rod Pray". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 10

After tapping on Todd's exclamation mark
Todd Why is my straw making that horrible sound?
Bart You’ve come to the bottom of the cup. You’re all out of Squishee.
Todd Oh. Can you take me to where I get more?
Bart Sorry, I have to get going… Ow! Hey, you’re strong! *choking* My larynx!
Todd Take me to the Squishee. Now!
Bart *gasping* Yes, sir.
Task: "Make Todd Shop at Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Apu Here you boys go -- two Super-Colossal Squishees.
Todd Thank you! I wish you believed in the real god so you could sell Squishees in heaven!
Apu - Angry Young man, your casual dismissal of the sacred beliefs of myself and millions of others frightens and sickens me.
Apu - Angry So take your Frequent Squishee-Drinkers punch card and…
Apu - Happy Come again!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10


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