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For the episode, see Million Dollar Maybe.

Million Dollar Maybe

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Summer of Our Discontent Required characters: Delbert Fornby, Homer Optional characters: Rich People, Artie Ziff Internal name(s): MillionDollarMaybe ID(s): 281043 - 281047

Million Dollar Maybe is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Summer of Our Discontent content update. It requires Delbert Fornby to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark Doing some more sculpting, eh, Delbert? Get out of here, you pinko fascist running dog millennial corporate stooge! You're just kind of mashing random words there, aren't you? That's also how I make my sculptures. Now beat it. I have to go into town and look for inspiration. You mean garbage. Speaking of which, do you mind giving me your hat? Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Look for Sculpture Supplies". The job takes 4 hours. Hey, that Fornby guy from the desert is walking down our street! He's probably just looking for old stuff to make new sculptures out of. Do you think I could get him to take out our trash? You've never gotten me to do it, but it's worth a try. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark Springfield's such a trash paradise. Now I'll finally be able to finish my sculptural representation of recycling's adverse impact on the arts. Hey there, Mr. Fornby! I'm sorry I followed you all the way out to your trailer, but you didn't hear me when I was yelling "Hello!" I was ignoring you! And for the last 40 miles I was actively avoiding you. Yeah, I'm a persistent soul. Hey, is that an old engine block made to represent Eleanor Roosevelt's butt? It is. You, sir, are a connoisseur of junk art. Thanks. Can I have a ride back to Springifeld? No. What if I bought Mrs. Roosevelt? Normally I don't sell my artwork, but if it'll get you to leave, fine. Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Sell Homer a Sculpture". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Try to Figure Out What it Is". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark Homer, is THAT what you're bringing to the charity auction? An engine shaped like Mamie Eisenhower's butt? Marge, it's Eleanor Roosevelt. And I got it for you. It's a Delbert Fornby original! A Delbert Fornby original?! I'll bid a million dollars! I'll bid TWO million dollars! Uh, who's Delbert Fornby? No idea. Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Work on a Sculpture". The job takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns and Krusty are owned: Task: "Make Billionaires Bid on Fornby's Work" (x3). The job takes place at Gavelby's Auction House, the Beloved Billionaires Club, Billionaire Haven, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark Beg your pardon, partner! What do you want? We're sorry to bother you, but— Not sorry enough if you're still here. Mr. Fornby, we want to buy some of your artwork. I'm sure we can negotiate a price that will make you happy. I'm never happy! And sell my art to billionaires like you? I'd rather blast it with my shotgun. Now, Mr. Fornby, we billionaires can be very persuasive... So can my shotgun. Mister, as a Texan, I'd be even more interested in your art. Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Chase Off Billionaires". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns and Krusty are owned: Task: "Make Billionaires Run for Their Lives" (x3). The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Delbert Fornby's exclamation mark Artie? What are you doing here? Marge, I'm desperate! I gotta be the one to own a Delbert Fornby original. Homer, you gotta sell it to me! I'll give you five million dollars for Barbara Bush. No way, Ziff! It's Eleanor Roosevelt and I went out into the desert and bought it for Marge for a solid twenty bucks, and I'll never sell because she loves it. I don't love it THAT much. Wait...you only paid twenty bucks? I paid twenty bucks for Eleanor Roosevelt. You said you were interested in Barbara Bush... Haha! Forget it, Simpson. I'd sooner pay five million dollars for an NFT of you as Pepe the Frog. Task: "Make Delbert Fornby Enjoy Some Peace and Quiet". The job takes place at the Desert Caravan and takes 4 hours. If Artie Ziff is owned: Task: "Make Artie Ziff Laugh at Homer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Regret Not Selling". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. You again? Now what! I'm not very popular at home right now, and I'm tired of everyone in town laughing at me. Can I hang out here for a while? Okay, fine. Now turn around. Why? I need an Abigail Adams butt model. Eh, worth it. Quest reward: 200 and 20