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{{TB|My great-what-where-daughter, who-a?}}
 
{{TB|My great-what-where-daughter, who-a?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|This is the year 2041. You’re almost two hundred years in the future.}}
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{{TB|This is the year 2041. You're almost two hundred years in the future.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhh!!! Send me back! I wanna see my family!}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhh!!! Send me back! I wanna see my family!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|Well, technically, you don’t have a family. You’re a clone with implanted memories of a past you never actually lived.}}
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{{TB|Well, technically, you don't have a family. You're a clone with implanted memories of a past you never actually lived.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhhhh!!!!}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhhhh!!!!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Freak Out|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Calm Virgil Down With a Hot Chamomile Tea|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Frink's Lab]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Freak Out|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Calm Virgil Down With a Hot Chamomile Tea|8 hours|the [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Frink's Lab]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|The future? Dear God. What’s it like? Who won the Civil War?}}
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{{TB|The future? Dear God. What's it like? Who won the Civil War?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
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{{TB|Which one? There’ve been five.}}
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{{TB|Which one? There've been five.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Does racism still exist?}}
 
{{TB|Does racism still exist?}}
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{{TB|The human race has evolved beyond the pettiness of racial bigotry.}}
 
{{TB|The human race has evolved beyond the pettiness of racial bigotry.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Whew. I’m finally free from persecution.}}
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{{TB|Whew. I'm finally free from persecution.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
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{{TB|Now they’re just racist against clones.}}
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{{TB|Now they're just racist against clones.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Ah, crap.}}
 
{{TB|Ah, crap.}}
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{{TB|Why the hell did you bring me here, little girl?}}
 
{{TB|Why the hell did you bring me here, little girl?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|To help me with my family tree presentation for school. After that, I can put you in the Clone Recycler and you’ll go back to your previous state of, uh, “not existing”.}}
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{{TB|To help me with my family tree presentation for school. After that, I can put you in the Clone Recycler and you'll go back to your previous state of, uh, "not existing".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|Hm. “Not existing”. I see. Interesting. Pardon me a sec…}}
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{{TB|Hm. "Not existing". I see. Interesting. Pardon me a sec...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{TB|Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
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{{TB|Great-great-great-great-great Grampa, come back! Wait, that was one too many “greats”. It’s four, not five.}}
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{{TB|Great-great-great-great-great Grampa, come back! Wait, that was one too many "greats". It's four, not five.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Great-great-great-great Grampa, come back!!! {{*}}counting{{*}} One-two-three-four. Perfect.}}
 
{{TB|Great-great-great-great Grampa, come back!!! {{*}}counting{{*}} One-two-three-four. Perfect.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Outrun Zia|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Outrun Zia|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|The clown! I recognize you. My God! You haven’t aged a day!}}
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{{TB|The clown! I recognize you. My God! You haven't aged a day!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I’m almost a hundred years old, pal. Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless you’re a foxy broad, which you do not appear to be.}}
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{{TB|I'm almost a hundred years old, pal. Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless you're a foxy broad, which you do not appear to be.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|It’s me, Virgil! You helped hide me at your circus.}}
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{{TB|It's me, Virgil! You helped hide me at your circus.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
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{{TB|I don’t have a circus, Mac. I had a TV show. Until “cancel culture” caught up with me. The network “cancelled” my show because it had no “culture”.}}
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{{TB|I don't have a circus, Mac. I had a TV show. Until "cancel culture" caught up with me. The network "cancelled" my show because it had no "culture".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|I don’t know what any of that means, but I need you to help me again.}}
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{{TB|I don't know what any of that means, but I need you to help me again.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Confused}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Confused}}
 
{{TB|Again? Were we in a cult together? Pyramid scheme? Buddy cop movie in the eighties? If you wanna make a sequel, all inquiries need to go through my agent, who died twenty years ago.}}
 
{{TB|Again? Were we in a cult together? Pyramid scheme? Buddy cop movie in the eighties? If you wanna make a sequel, all inquiries need to go through my agent, who died twenty years ago.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Argh! You’re no help at all!}}
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{{TB|Argh! You're no help at all!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Old Annoyed}}
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{{TB|Don’t call me until there’s a script attached!}}
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{{TB|Don't call me until there's a script attached!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Excuse me, fine sir. I am a time traveller from the year 2020. Can you tell me what year it is?}}
 
{{TB|Excuse me, fine sir. I am a time traveller from the year 2020. Can you tell me what year it is?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|You’re from the past? Me too!}}
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{{TB|You're from the past? Me too!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|Ah, it is indeed a small world, universe, and space time continuum. Glayvin.}}
 
{{TB|Ah, it is indeed a small world, universe, and space time continuum. Glayvin.}}
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{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Tell Prof. Frink His Story and Ask Him What Glayvin Means|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Tell Prof. Frink His Story and Ask Him What Glayvin Means|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|Heavens. A clone with implanted memories who is being hunted by a killer. That’s quite a story.}}
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{{TB|Heavens. A clone with implanted memories who is being hunted by a killer. That's quite a story.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I think I will go back in time, write a movie about it, and call it “The Runner, with the Blades, and the Hoivik, and Glayvinnn and the Running. So Much Running”.}}
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{{TB|I think I will go back in time, write a movie about it, and call it "The Runner, with the Blades, and the Hoivik, and Glayvinnn and the Running. So Much Running".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|It can’t fail with a title like that. I assume. What’s a screenplay?}}
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{{TB|It can't fail with a title like that. I assume. What's a screenplay?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|A waste of time, unless you have a star attached.}}
 
{{TB|A waste of time, unless you have a star attached.}}
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{{TB|What did you call me?}}
 
{{TB|What did you call me?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon}}
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{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa. It’s an abbreviation of great-great-great-great Grampa. It’s shorter.}}
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{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa. It's an abbreviation of great-great-great-great Grampa. It's shorter.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|By one syllable.}}
 
{{TB|By one syllable.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Right. Think of all the time we’ll save.}}
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{{TB|Right. Think of all the time we'll save.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
 
{{TB|The math checks out! Tell me, child. Why did you bring this man-clone here just to hunt him and kill him, with the hurting and the chasing?}}
 
{{TB|The math checks out! Tell me, child. Why did you bring this man-clone here just to hunt him and kill him, with the hurting and the chasing?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa, I didn’t bring you here to kill you. I brought you here to find out more about the harsh realities of early African American history.}}
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{{TB|G-X-4 Grampa, I didn't bring you here to kill you. I brought you here to find out more about the harsh realities of early African American history.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{TB|Really?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|It’s very important to document and pass down these stories. “Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it”. I believe the great Elon Musk said that. Or at least he claims he did.}}
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{{TB|It's very important to document and pass down these stories. "Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it". I believe the great Elon Musk said that. Or at least he claims he did.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Be Impressed|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Use Ultranet to Find Out Who Said the Quote|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Virgil Simpson Be Impressed|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Zia Simpson Use Ultranet to Find Out Who Said the Quote|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Zia Simpson]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Of course.}}
 
{{TB|Of course.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
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{{TB|I had to ask. You’d be surprised how many people do not like their relatives. Myself, included. {{*}}sighs{{*}}}}
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{{TB|I had to ask. You'd be surprised how many people do not like their relatives. Myself, included. {{*}}sighs{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{THT|After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|…And then I lived a long and happy life in Canada.}}
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{{TB|...And then I lived a long and happy life in Canada.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Wow. What a tale. I’m glad I was able to record it. But I’m sorry I brought you here without really considering your feelings.}}
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{{TB|Wow. What a tale. I'm glad I was able to record it. But I'm sorry I brought you here without really considering your feelings.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, that happens a lot a couple hundred years ago.}}
 
{{TB|Yeah, that happens a lot a couple hundred years ago.}}
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{{TB|I hope you can forgive me.}}
 
{{TB|I hope you can forgive me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|You’re family, kid. Of course I can.}}
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{{TB|You're family, kid. Of course I can.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Crying}}
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{{TB|I’ll miss you, great-great-great-great Grampa.}}
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{{TB|I'll miss you, great-great-great-great Grampa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|I’ll miss you too. And I’m gonna tell my son, your great-great-great Grampa all about you.}}
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{{TB|I'll miss you too. And I'm gonna tell my son, your great-great-great Grampa all about you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Embarrassed}}
 
{{TB|I would advise against that, as the space time continuum could shatter if—}}
 
{{TB|I would advise against that, as the space time continuum could shatter if—}}
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{{TB|So what did you come to the future for?}}
 
{{TB|So what did you come to the future for?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
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{{TB|Well, building my time machine was a very expensive endeavor, so I thought I’d pay it off by buying a Sports Almanac from said future, and wagering on the predetermined outcome of said games.}}
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{{TB|Well, building my time machine was a very expensive endeavor, so I thought I'd pay it off by buying a Sports Almanac from said future, and wagering on the predetermined outcome of said games.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Snide}}
 
{{TB|Like in Back to the Future 2?}}
 
{{TB|Like in Back to the Future 2?}}
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{{TB|No, not like that at all. Now tell me, where can I find a Sports Almanac store?}}
 
{{TB|No, not like that at all. Now tell me, where can I find a Sports Almanac store?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
 
{{Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon|Apathetic}}
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{{TB|Sports don’t exist anymore. They were deemed too dangerous for humans to play.}}
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{{TB|Sports don't exist anymore. They were deemed too dangerous for humans to play.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} The mob is going to kill me.}}
 
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} The mob is going to kill me.}}

Latest revision as of 17:11, April 27, 2025


Man of Yesteryear
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Sidebar.png
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Black History
Required characters: Virgil Simpson
Optional characters: Zia Simpson, Professor Frink
Internal name(s): ManOfYesteryear
ID(s): 229042 - 229046


Man of Yesteryear is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Black History content update. It requires Virgil Simpson to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark
Virgil Simpson - Surprised What in the world? Where am I?
Zia Simpson - Happy It worked! Don't freak out, I'm your great-great-great-great-granddaughter, Zia.
Virgil Simpson - Surprised My great-what-where-daughter, who-a?
Zia Simpson This is the year 2041. You're almost two hundred years in the future.
Virgil Simpson - Surprised Ahhhh!!! Send me back! I wanna see my family!
Zia Simpson Well, technically, you don't have a family. You're a clone with implanted memories of a past you never actually lived.
Virgil Simpson - Surprised Ahhhhhh!!!!
Task: "Make Virgil Simpson Freak Out". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Simpson Calm Virgil Down With a Hot Chamomile Tea". The job takes place at the Future Simpson's House, Frink's Lab, or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Virgil Simpson - Sad The future? Dear God. What's it like? Who won the Civil War?
Zia Simpson - Snide Which one? There've been five.
Virgil Simpson - Sad Does racism still exist?
Zia Simpson The human race has evolved beyond the pettiness of racial bigotry.
Virgil Simpson - Happy Whew. I'm finally free from persecution.
Zia Simpson - Apathetic Now they're just racist against clones.
Virgil Simpson - Sad Ah, crap.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark
Virgil Simpson - Annoyed Why the hell did you bring me here, little girl?
Zia Simpson - Happy To help me with my family tree presentation for school. After that, I can put you in the Clone Recycler and you'll go back to your previous state of, uh, "not existing".
Virgil Simpson Hm. "Not existing". I see. Interesting. Pardon me a sec...
Virgil Simpson - Surprised Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Zia Simpson - Surprised Great-great-great-great-great Grampa, come back! Wait, that was one too many "greats". It's four, not five.
Zia Simpson - Happy Great-great-great-great Grampa, come back!!! *counting* One-two-three-four. Perfect.
Task: "Make Virgil Simpson Outrun Zia". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Virgil Simpson - Happy The clown! I recognize you. My God! You haven't aged a day!
Krusty - Old Annoyed I'm almost a hundred years old, pal. Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless you're a foxy broad, which you do not appear to be.
Virgil Simpson It's me, Virgil! You helped hide me at your circus.
Krusty - Old Annoyed I don't have a circus, Mac. I had a TV show. Until "cancel culture" caught up with me. The network "cancelled" my show because it had no "culture".
Virgil Simpson I don't know what any of that means, but I need you to help me again.
Krusty - Old Confused Again? Were we in a cult together? Pyramid scheme? Buddy cop movie in the eighties? If you wanna make a sequel, all inquiries need to go through my agent, who died twenty years ago.
Virgil Simpson - Annoyed Argh! You're no help at all!
Krusty - Old Annoyed Don't call me until there's a script attached!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark
Virgil Simpson - Sad My God. The future is such a crazy place. Such tall buildings. So many horseless carriages. So many discarded scooters on the ground.
Professor Frink - Silhouette Excuse me, fine sir. I am a time traveller from the year 2020. Can you tell me what year it is?
Virgil Simpson - Happy You're from the past? Me too!
Professor Frink - Happy Ah, it is indeed a small world, universe, and space time continuum. Glayvin.
Virgil Simpson You know, it really really is.
Task: "Make Virgil Simpson Tell Prof. Frink His Story and Ask Him What Glayvin Means". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Professor Frink - Sad Heavens. A clone with implanted memories who is being hunted by a killer. That's quite a story.
Professor Frink - Happy I think I will go back in time, write a movie about it, and call it "The Runner, with the Blades, and the Hoivik, and Glayvinnn and the Running. So Much Running".
Virgil Simpson - Happy It can't fail with a title like that. I assume. What's a screenplay?
Professor Frink - Sad A waste of time, unless you have a star attached.
Virgil Simpson - Surprised Wow. In the future you have control of the stars?
Professor Frink Only agents and publicists do.
Virgil Simpson - Happy Wow. They must be gods amongst men.
Professor Frink - Deadpan They certainly think of themselves that way.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

If Zia Simpson is owned: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark
If Zia Simpson is not owned: After completing Pt. 3
Zia Simpson - Happy G-X-4 Grampa. I found you!
Virgil Simpson - Surprised What did you call me?
Zia Simpson G-X-4 Grampa. It's an abbreviation of great-great-great-great Grampa. It's shorter.
Virgil Simpson - Annoyed By one syllable.
Zia Simpson - Happy Right. Think of all the time we'll save.
Professor Frink The math checks out! Tell me, child. Why did you bring this man-clone here just to hunt him and kill him, with the hurting and the chasing?
Zia Simpson - Sad G-X-4 Grampa, I didn't bring you here to kill you. I brought you here to find out more about the harsh realities of early African American history.
Virgil Simpson - Annoyed Really?
Zia Simpson - Happy It's very important to document and pass down these stories. "Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it". I believe the great Elon Musk said that. Or at least he claims he did.
Task: "Make Virgil Simpson Be Impressed". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Zia Simpson is owned: Task: "Make Zia Simpson Use Ultranet to Find Out Who Said the Quote". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Professor Frink - Happy You know, once your historic interview is done, I could send G-X-4 Grampa to an alternate dimension where racism does not exist. For humans, or clones.
Virgil Simpson - Happy Will my family be there?
Professor Frink Do you want them to be?
Virgil Simpson Of course.
Professor Frink - Sad I had to ask. You'd be surprised how many people do not like their relatives. Myself, included. *sighs*
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark
Virgil Simpson - Happy ...And then I lived a long and happy life in Canada.
Zia Simpson - Happy Wow. What a tale. I'm glad I was able to record it. But I'm sorry I brought you here without really considering your feelings.
Virgil Simpson - Sad Yeah, that happens a lot a couple hundred years ago.
Zia Simpson - Sad I hope you can forgive me.
Virgil Simpson - Happy You're family, kid. Of course I can.
Zia Simpson - Crying I'll miss you, great-great-great-great Grampa.
Virgil Simpson - Happy I'll miss you too. And I'm gonna tell my son, your great-great-great Grampa all about you.
Professor Frink - Embarrassed I would advise against that, as the space time continuum could shatter if—
Virgil Simpson *disappears*
Professor Frink - Sad Oh well, fingers crossed.
If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Virgil Simpson See His Family Again". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Zia Simpson Thanks for all your help, Prof. Frink.
Professor Frink Think nothing of it.
Zia Simpson So what did you come to the future for?
Professor Frink - Happy Well, building my time machine was a very expensive endeavor, so I thought I'd pay it off by buying a Sports Almanac from said future, and wagering on the predetermined outcome of said games.
Zia Simpson - Snide Like in Back to the Future 2?
Professor Frink - Angry No, not like that at all. Now tell me, where can I find a Sports Almanac store?
Zia Simpson - Apathetic Sports don't exist anymore. They were deemed too dangerous for humans to play.
Professor Frink - Sad *sigh* The mob is going to kill me.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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