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Latest revision as of 15:19, March 19, 2025


You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Blargsgiving
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Homer
Optional characters: Marge
Next quest(s): Cranberry Calamity Pt. 1

You Don't Make Friends With (Fruit) Salad is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Blargsgiving content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
Marge Homie, could you run to the store to pick up a few things for Thanksgiving dinner tonight?
Homer - Annoyed But Marge, if I leave now, I won't know who wins the big game!
Brockman And going into the fourth quarter, the Shelbyville Sharks lead the Springfield Atoms fifty-six to zero. I think it's safe to say we know who will win the big game.
Marge - Serious *sigh* I guess I'll just go pick up the ingredients for the fruit salad myself.
Homer - Surprised Fruit salad? Never! The only fruit I'll be eating this Thanksgiving will come in canned form.
Homer - Dreamy Delectable cranberry sauce. The one time of year dessert comes with the main course instead of after.
Marge I didn't buy any cranberry sauce this year. I told you, we're having fruit salad.
Homer - Horrified WHAT?! No Thanksgiving dinner is gonna get served without cranberry sauce on my watch! I'm heading to the store!
Marge - Angry I thought you said you couldn't leave because you were watching the game?
Homer That was before you threatened me with fruit salad. Also I don't really care about the game. I just didn't want to get off the couch.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Grumble Under Her Breath". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Hunt for Cranberry Sauce". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, or a Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Homer - Thoughtful Okay. Don't panic. So what if they're sold out of cranberry sauce at Costmo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Eatie-Gourmet's...
Homer - Thoughtful Sprawl-Mart, Li'l Valu-Mart, Kwik-E-Mart, Speed-E-Mart, Newfangled Kwik-E-Mart, andSpringfield Hunting Supplies? I'm sure I'll find some...somewhere.
Homer - Skeptical I guess I could try Swapper Jack's, but that's a health food store...
Homer - Thoughtful But cranberries are in smoothies, which are healthy, and people drink smoothies after they exercise...
Homer - Thoughtful And exercise burns calories, and burning is what you do with tires, and...wait, where was I?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the "You Don't Win Friends With Salad" song by Bart, Homer, and Marge in the season 7 episode "Lisa the Vegetarian".


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