Difference between revisions of "The Lone Danger"

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The Lone Danger is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Wild West content update. It requires Bart's Tree House and The Kid With No Name to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining The Kid With No Name Call me... The Kid With No Name. Righter of wrongs. Protector of the meek. Shooter of buttwads. Kid With No Name! I need your help! The bullies have been mocking me at my dance recitals. Can you teach them a lesson? What's in it for the Kid? I thought vigilantes didn't ASK to be paid. I am the meek, sir. You should protect me pro bono. Hey the Kid is just starting out. Once the Kid gets on his feet, maybe he'll be in a position to work for free. Fine. How about a week's worth of homework? The Kid With No Name accepts. Task: "Make Kid With No Name Send Bullies a Message". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Haw haw! Martin cares about something! Time for you to leave the recital, punk. No refunds. Whoa. Did you just pull a GUN on me? Ever heard of a proportional response, psycho? The Kid's anger gets away from him sometimes. It's something the Kid is working on in therapy. Now scram. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Kid With No Name's exclamation mark Help, Bart! There's no Bart here, ma'am. *sigh* Okay, "Kid With No Name." Have it your way. Your friend -- sorry -- my BROTHER'S friend Milhouse is still sending me Valentines. It's March. That's creepy. I deal with this kind of thing all the time, ma'am. Pffft! Sure you do, Bart-- IT'S "KID," LISA! NO ONE KNOWS WHO I AM. YOU'RE THE WORST SISTER IN THE WORLD! Geez, sorry. Listen, KID, take care of this and I'll eat your vegetables for a month. Task: "Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message" (xthe Van Houten House). The job takes place at 4 hours and takes Make Kid With No Name Send Milhouse a Message. Puppy Goo-Goo? Puppy Goo-Goo, where are you? I got your age-inappropriate security animal right here. Stop sending Lisa Simpson Valentines, or the puppy hangs from the tallest tree. I'm not STUPID, Bart. She's just a stuffed doll. *COCKS GUN AT PUPPY GOO-GOO'S HEAD* Okay, okay -- whatever you say! Just don't hurt her! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Kid With No Name's exclamation mark The Kid With No Name. Wherever justice is in short supply, he rides a lonesome trail to-- Bart? Can I talk to you. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PLAYING PRETEND? Oh, forget it. The moment's gone. What's up? I hear you've been doing some questionable favors for your friends. Nope, not me. Probably Maggie. *indignant suck* If you deny it, I know it's true. But this one time, I'm going to forgive you lying to me. Mainly because I need your help. Skinner always awards Helen Lovejoy the School Fair Bake-Off trophy. I don't know what she's got on him, but this year I want that trophy. Send a message to Skinner. What's in it for me? Not being grounded for the remainder of the year. Good deal, good deal. Task: "Make Kid With No Name Send Skinner a Message". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Someone crossed all the names off the Bake-Off list, except Marge Simpson! And they used my vintage crayon collection to do it! It's ruined! Thank you, Kid! Mmmm-wah! Mom! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Are you the one they call "The Kid with the Self-Contradictory Name?" It's "...With No Name." But now that you mention it, yeah, I guess I do have a name after all. Thanks for spelling it out for us all. Anyhoo, I have need of your services. If you're half the marksman they say you are, I'll pay you anything you like. Task: "Make Kid With No Name Demonstrate His Skills". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark Very impressive! Now, to the task at hand. Meet me here tomorrow at exactly this time. I need you to "take care" of an associate of mine. "Take care?" Not sure I like the sound of that... Task: "Make Kid With No Name Have a Moral Crisis". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours. Mr. Burns? I'm sorry, sir, but I don't think I'm quite ready to "take care of" anyone. Maybe I'll be ready in a few years. Like, when I'm twelve. Oh, you didn't think I meant "take care of" as in "take care of?" No, not at all! I meant I want you to kill him. Kill my associate. Actually that IS what I thought. No, no! You misunderstand! Kill my associate with KINDNESS! By taking extra special, sweet care of him... ...so that he is so overwhelmed with joy, he dies in screaming agony. Never to trouble me again. I'm confused. Yeah, me too. Let's just part ways and call it a quest, all right? Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the Lone Ranger while The Kid With No Name is a reference to the Man with No Name, played by Clint Eastwood, from the Dollars Trilogy of spaghetti western films.