Difference between revisions of "Willie and the Dream of Peat Bogs"

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"Willie and the Dream of Peat Bogs" is a song performed by Belle and Sebastian.

Lyrics

Willie was a lonely guy.

Cleaning out toilets,

And sawdusting puke.

Watching as his life went by.

His only friend was a ten-year-old boy.

Maisie was a Scottish lass.

Thinking that her love was killed by a sheep.

20 long years did pass.

Then she saw him on a Chinese social media app.

Willie raced to Scotland,

Simpsons had to follow.

Destination wedding,

Homer full of sorrow.

Bart was total raging,

Marge got mad at Homer.

Marge got really steaming,

Not affect the wedding.

Made a drunken toast,

Lisa loved the festival.

And you just saw it in this show,

And we all love the musical.

The wedding day turned out triumphant.

This love song is redundant.

Remember how it used to be,

When our love was young,

Many golden memories.

Thanks mainly to the internet

We can reconnect

We can love like 21 again

That unrequited crush at school,

You can track them on the internet

And while you’re at it you can buy dog food

So convenient is the internet

It all started at the mini golf

When their love was young

Many golden memories

it all started in an old peat bog

With a dirty snog

Will and Maisie on the way

But the family wasn’t having it

And then Willie split for the USA

Bart posted on the internet

’Cause the world is small

Appearances

• Episode – "Ae Bonny Romance"