Difference between revisions of "Far From the Madding Kraut"

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Far From the Madding Kraut is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2016 content update. It requires Becky and Der Krazy Kraut to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark Welcome to the Krazy Kraut, home of the Wurst Sausage! Can I take your order? Whoa, Becky! I can't believe it's you. Wait, maybe it isn't you. What type of mushrooms were in that panini? Otto? It's really me. I'm a fast food cashier now, but I'm working freelance. Which is business slang for no benefits. You're not here to propose then abandon me are you? Because you already did that. How forgetful do you think I am?... Whoa, Becky, is that you? Task: "Make Becky Work at Der Krazy Kraut". The job takes place at Der Krazy Kraut and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark Hi Marge! Homer. Kids. I'm back in town so I just thought I'd drop by and remind you all that I still have a key to your house. But... you don't have a shovel, right? No, my grave digging days are over. I'm into grave robbing now. Emily Post is a little unclear on attempted murderers. So I guess I'll invite you in for tea... but not sandwiches. Task: "Make Becky Join Marge for Tea". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 2 hours. So, what have you been up to? Got a husband and kids of your own to freak out? No husband yet. I've kinda got a kid but it turns out that legally once you sell the eggs, they aren't yours, no matter how many times you try to pick them up from soccer. Have you considered giving Otto a second chance? Maybe. My guru slash juice salesmen says I need to try more experiences, and more juices. I'll let you in on a little secret that has saved my marriage hundreds of times: forgive, forget, and forge their signature. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark Welcome to the Krazy Kraut! Home of the-- Otto? What do you want? I thought me and you could take a break at 4:20, you know. How about it? It's 9:15 am, Otto. We could visit my friend MJ. Sure, but can we get high first? Task: "Make Becky Goof Off". The job takes place at Der Krazy Kraut and takes 4 hours. This is nice, Otto. I miss hanging out. It's been a while since I could just be myself with someone, especially since my cat became internet famous. Whoa! Meowly Cyrus on the Internet is THAT Meowly Cyrus? Just because she pays the rent doesn't mean I should have to use the litter box! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark Becky, our last interaction went so well, why don't you come over for dinner tonight? What's the catch? You're not trying to set me up or anything, are you? Of course not! The only strings attached at this dinner will be the ones holding the roast together. Mom, she clearly doesn't want to be set up. Are you sure this is OK? Lisa, don't meddle in other people's meddling. Task: "Make Becky Visit the Simpsons for Dinner". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make the Simpsons Join Becky for Dinner" (x4). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 8 hours. Sorry I'm late – I got distracted. Did you know you can play music with the iTunes visualizer? Otto, what are you doing here? Otto's here! What a surprise! Why don't you take a seat where your place card is? I see what's going on... You're still as crazy as ever, Marge. I don't WANT your family! I don't WANT to kill you in an unfortunate baking accident. I don't WANT to have spent years studying Hansel and Gretel for human baking tips. And I absolutely don't WANT to be manipulated into marriage just to feed your insecurities! Bye Felicia! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Characters that can do the "Join Becky for Dinner" task are:

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Becky's exclamation mark Babe, I'm sorry. You know I can't say no to free food. I live an anti-D.A.R.E lifestyle. Just say yes! But I'd rather be hot and heavy for you than hot for heavy metal. Just for the chance to listen to your voice, I'd listen to ska, country, polka... even indie rock. What about dubstep? Lately, I've been all about dropping the beat. I've dropped a lot of stuff over the years. I can try "the beat". If Otto isn't owned: Task: "Make Becky Dance with Otto". The job takes place at Der Krazy Kraut and takes 4 hours. If Otto is owned: Task: "Make Becky Dance with Otto". The job takes place at Der Krazy Kraut, requires Otto, and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20