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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hey, Dad, can we play?
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{{qf|Robot T21}} ''[scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision]'' We cannot take the inferior one.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like {{ap|Rudy|film}}.
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:'''Milhouse''': My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
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{{qf|Robot T21}} Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
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:'''Robot T21''': Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
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{{qf|Robot A18}} We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.
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:'''Robot A18''': We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.  
 
 
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:'''[[Homer Simpson]]''': ''[robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck]'' That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
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{{qf|Robot J25}} Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
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:'''Homer Simpson''': And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.  
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{{qf|Homer}} And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Meet the future masters of the human race!
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{{qf|Homer}} So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.
  
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Latest revision as of 13:00, March 28, 2024


Season 23 Episode Quotes
← 502 "How I Wet Your Mother"
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"Them, Robot"
"Beware My Cheating Bart" 504 →


Bart: Hey, Dad, can we play?
Robot T21: [scans Bart and Milhouse using X-ray vision] We cannot take the inferior one.
Milhouse Van Houten: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.
Robot T21: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.
Robot A18: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.

Homer: That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.
Robot J25: Our primary directive is to preserve human life.
Homer: And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.

Mr. Burns: Meet the future masters of the human race!

Homer: So to sum up, nicely done, we hate you, and food for thought.

Ned Flanders: Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.
Season 23 Quotes
The Falcon and the D'ohman • Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts • Treehouse of Horror XXII • Replaceable You • The Food Wife • The Book Job • The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants • The Ten-Per-Cent Solution • Holidays of Future Passed • Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson • The D'oh-cial Network • Moe Goes from Rags to Riches • The Daughter Also Rises • At Long Last Leave • Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart‎ • How I Wet Your Mother • Them, Robot • Beware My Cheating Bart‎ • A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again • The Spy Who Learned Me • Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda • Lisa Goes Gaga