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* now follow a little formula called PB&J ( on the monitor; Be Judgemental; Judge it down)
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* ABC (Always Be Considering) PB&J
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* That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar
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{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Now for the only thing better than Duff!
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* Come on Baby is just A Voice
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{{qf|Barflies}} ''[confused]'' Better than Duff? What are you talking about?
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* Guess what, I'm not a Brunette! I'm A Blond
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* Not all Blond are dumb, not all fat are jelly
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:''[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]''
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* and not all old people are bad drivers
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
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* That's Building Cut me Off
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{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} It's your pet canary, now scram!
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* Like God create the devil.  
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* God create the devil. Finally he did something cool
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:''[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]''
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* Just found a biggest [homer|idiot] on payroll and slipped on his bag.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.
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* Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on zz99
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} ...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]].
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!
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{{qf|[[Queen Elizabeth II]]}} I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
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{{qf|[[Prince Charles]]}} Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.
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:''[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]''
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.
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{{Season 21|Q}}

Latest revision as of 20:13, September 16, 2021


Season 21 Episode Quotes
← 460 "The Squirt and the Whale"
461
"To Surveil with Love"
"Moe Letter Blues" 462 →


Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!
Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?

[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]
Milhouse Van Houten: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary, now scram!

[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
Chief Wiggum: Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.

Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.

Ned Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil.
Homer: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!

Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Mr. Burns: Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
Lou: Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper • Bart Gets a "Z" • The Great Wife Hope • Treehouse of Horror XX • The Devil Wears Nada • Pranks and Greens • Rednecks and Broomsticks • Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? • Thursdays with Abie • Once Upon a Time in Springfield • Million Dollar Maybe • Boy Meets Curl • The Color Yellow • Postcards from the Wedge • Stealing First Base • The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed • American History X-cellent • Chief of Hearts • The Squirt and the Whale • To Surveil with Love • Moe Letter Blues • The Bob Next Door • Judge Me Tender