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| + | :''[Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone! | ||
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| + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Box Factory]].]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Do any of these boxes have candy in them? | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} No. | ||
| + | {{qf|Milhouse}} Will they ever? | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} No, we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Martin]]}} When will we be able to see a finished box, sir? | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery? | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} No. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody? | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} No, that has never happened. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Any popped eyeballs? | ||
| + | {{qf|Factory owner}} I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[smashes a lamp]'' [[D'oh!]] | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} [[Ay caramba!]] | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Hmm... | ||
| + | :''[Maggie sucks on her pacifier.]''. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho! | ||
| + | :''[Barney belches.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} [[Ha Ha!]] | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Excellent...! | ||
| + | :''[Everyone stares at Lisa.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} ...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. | ||
| + | :''[Silence after she has left.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} What kind of a catchphrase is that? | ||
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| + | {{qf|Director}} Action! | ||
| + | :''[Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Bumblebee Man]]}} Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay... | ||
| + | :''[Bumblebee Man breaks character.]'' | ||
| + | :''[Director comes on stage.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} ''[natural voice]'' Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene. | ||
| + | {{qf|Director}} What's the matter lad? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit. | ||
| + | {{qf|Director}} How about a gigantic mousetrap? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} I love it! | ||
| + | :''[Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Director}} Action! | ||
| + | :''[Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Kent]]}} Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bumblebee Man}} A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa! | ||
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| + | :''[Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Gate Guard}} Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy? | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Yeah. | ||
| + | {{qf|Gate Guard}} Well then go right in sir. ''[opens the gate]'' | ||
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| − | + | :''[Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Skinner]]}} I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! ''No response'' That's all I can do. | |
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| − | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[742 Evergreen Terrace|Simpson residence]]. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.]'' | |
| − | : '' | + | {{qf|Marge}} Just a minute! Don't hang up! ''[Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops]'' |
| − | + | :''[Box factory.]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} No answer at home. I'll call his father. | |
| − | + | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[SNPP]]. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just a minute don't hang up! ''[unlike Marge, Homer makes it to the phone in time]'' Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel. | |
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| + | :''[Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines! | ||
| + | :''[Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat.]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! ''[cries out to heavens]'' Damn you, a box!! | ||
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- [Bart enters the kitchen whistling the Simpsons theme.]
- Marge: Bart, I asked you not to whistle that annoying tone!
- [Box Factory.]
- Factory owner: ...many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy.
- Milhouse: Do any of these boxes have candy in them?
- Factory owner: No.
- Milhouse: Will they ever?
- Factory owner: No, we only make boxes that ship nails. Any other questions?
- Martin: When will we be able to see a finished box, sir?
- Factory owner: Oh we don't assemble them here. That's done in Flint, Michigan.
- Bart: Have any of your workers ever had their hands cut off by the machinery?
- Factory owner: No.
- Bart: And then the hand started crawling around and try to strangle everybody?
- Factory owner: No, that has never happened.
- Bart: Any popped eyeballs?
- Factory owner: I'm not sure what kind of factory you are thinking of. We just make boxes here.
- Lisa: And now you can go back to being you instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch phrase.
- Homer: [smashes a lamp] D'oh!
- Bart: Ay caramba!
- Marge: Hmm...
- [Maggie sucks on her pacifier.].
- Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho!
- [Barney belches.]
- Nelson: Ha Ha!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent...!
- [Everyone stares at Lisa.]
- Lisa: ...if anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
- [Silence after she has left.]
- Homer: What kind of a catchphrase is that?
- Director: Action!
- [Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with lobsters attached to his rear end.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ya ya yai, no me gusta! Ay...
- [Bumblebee Man breaks character.]
- [Director comes on stage.]
- Bumblebee Man: [natural voice] Uh, I'm sorry, I'm really not comfortable with this scene.
- Director: What's the matter lad?
- Bumblebee Man: It's just, just that it's the same old kind of gag, isn't it. I mean, let's give the audience some credit.
- Director: How about a gigantic mousetrap?
- Bumblebee Man: I love it!
- [Grips remove lobsters and attach a mousetrap to the stinger of Bumblebee Man's costume.]
- Director: Action!
- [Bumblebee Man is jumping around the set with the mousetrap attached to his rear end.]
- Bumblebee Man: Ay ay ay! No me gusta! Ay, es grande!
- Kent: Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I don't read the news until I get my Danish. Go ahead, try to find a replacement.
- Bumblebee Man: A powerful tidal wave in Kuala Lumpur has killed one hundred and twenty people. Ay, chihuahua! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Bart opens the gate to Channel 6 and the gate guard shuts it.]
- Gate Guard: Ah, ah, ah! Do you work here little boy?
- Bart: Yeah.
- Gate Guard: Well then go right in sir. [opens the gate]
- [Bart's schoolfriends are looking around the box factory for Bart.]
- Skinner: I'll handle this. Simpson, I'm giving you till the count to three to come out! One! Two! Three! No response That's all I can do.
- Krabappel: We better call his parents.
- [Simpson residence. Phone rings in the kitchen. Marge comes running downstairs wearing only a towel.]
- Marge: Just a minute! Don't hang up! [Marge fails to pick up phone before ringing stops]
- [Box factory.]
- Mrs. Krabappel: No answer at home. I'll call his father.
- [SNPP. Phone rings. Homer comes running of decontamination showers weaing only a towel
- Homer: Just a minute don't hang up! [unlike Marge, Homer makes it to the phone in time] Y'ello? You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.
- [Box factory. Homer grabbed Principal Skinner by lapels.]
- Homer: What do you mean you lost him? He might've fallen into one of these machines!
- [Box comes off assembly line wearing Bart's red hat.]
- Homer: Oh my god that's his lucky red hat! He's a box! My boy's a box! [cries out to heavens] Damn you, a box!!
