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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} This doesn't happen in [[America]]! Maybe in [[Ohio]], but not America! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie) | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} ''[to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin]'' Touch me and I'll cut your friend. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[The Grand Pumpkin]]}} What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} You're a racist! | |
| − | + | {{qf|The Grand Pumpkin}} All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. ''[starts eating Nelson]'' | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} I'd rather die than hate! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} ''[after getting shot]'' I always thought I'd die of hepatitis! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} ''[while strapped to a foosball table]'' Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I thought they might enjoy it. | |
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- Milhouse Van Houten: Who wants to sing pumpkin carols?!
- Nelson Muntz: I got a pumpkin carol for you! (clears his throat, singing to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") You are such a stupid moron! It makes people want to punch you! The Grand Pumpkin's super gaaaaaay! Punch, punch, punch, punch, wedgie! (gives Milhouse four punches and a wedgie)
- Nelson: [to the Grand Pumpkin, holding a yellow pumpkin] Touch me and I'll cut your friend.
- The Grand Pumpkin: What do I care? That's a yellow pumpkin.
- Nelson: You're a racist!
- The Grand Pumpkin: All pumpkins are racist. The difference is that I admit it. [starts eating Nelson]
- Nelson: I'd rather die than hate!
- Chief Wiggum: [after getting shot] I always thought I'd die of hepatitis!
- Moe Szyslak: [while strapped to a foosball table] Okay, who's the idiot who taught them what foosball was?
- Homer: I thought they might enjoy it.
