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{{qf|[[Jay]]}} ''[To Apu]'' That's exactly what I'm talking to you about. You're my uncle and I love you, but you're a stereotype, man. Take a penny, leave a penny. I'm Indian, I do yoga. Why don't you go back to the Temple of Doom, Dr. Jones!
 
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:'''[[Jay]]:''' ''[To Apu]'' That's exactly what I'm talking to you about. You're my uncle and I love you, but you're a stereotype, man. Take a penny, leave a penny. I'm Indian, I do yoga. Why don't you go back to the Temple of Doom, Dr. Jones!
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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} This stereotype will no longer be a troublesome potato in your spicy vindaloo!
 
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{{qf|Jay}} I was kind of a douchewheel.
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{{qf|Apu}} Even your way of apologizing offends me.
 
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, wait! I like the new you. Listen, before you flip those circuit breakers, look deep in your sister's eyes and tell me what you see.
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I see love.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Unconditional love.
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{{qf|Bart}} Which means I can so whatever I want!
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{{qf|Lisa}} D'oh!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Bart, wait! I like the new you. Listen, before you flip those circuit breakers, look deep in your sister's eyes and tell me what you see.
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{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Springfield has more handicapped parking spots for fat guys than any other non-Chicago city
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I see love?
 
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:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' Springfield has more handicapped parking spots for fat guys than any other non-Chicago city
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{{qf|Apu}} ''[reads a ''Playdude'' magazine]'' Before I die, I would like to know just what is in these nudie magazines.
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{{qf|[[Sanjay]]}} What is it, brother?
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{{qf|Apu}} An interview with... Jim Gaffigan.
 
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:'''Apu:''' ''[reads a ''Playdude'' magazine]'' Before I die, I would like to know just what is in these nudie magazines.
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{{qf|Apu}} Quick & Fresh? Who spells "quick" with a "Q"?
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:'''Apu:''' An interview ... Jim Gaffigan.
 
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:'''Apu:''' Quick & Fresh? Who spells "quick" a "Q"?
 
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Apu, it's good to see you doing so well. I know you can't turn your head, but you've got a great view.
 
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:'''Marge:''' Oh! Are you okay?
 
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Marge, he's got nine lives.
 
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:'''Apu:''' I am a Hindu, sir, not a cat. I have infinite lives during some of which I may be a cat. In those I do have nine.
 
 
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Apu, it's good to see you doing so well. I know you can't turn your head, but you've got a great view.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh! Are you okay?
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, he's got nine lives.
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{{qf|Apu}} I am a Hindu, sir, not a cat. I have infinite lives during some of which I may be a cat. In those I do have nine.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 11:55, May 13, 2021


Season 27 Episode Quotes
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Jay: [To Apu] That's exactly what I'm talking to you about. You're my uncle and I love you, but you're a stereotype, man. Take a penny, leave a penny. I'm Indian, I do yoga. Why don't you go back to the Temple of Doom, Dr. Jones!

Apu: This stereotype will no longer be a troublesome potato in your spicy vindaloo!

Jay: I was kind of a douchewheel.
Apu: Even your way of apologizing offends me.

Lisa: Bart, wait! I like the new you. Listen, before you flip those circuit breakers, look deep in your sister's eyes and tell me what you see.
Bart: I see love.
Lisa: Unconditional love.
Bart: Which means I can so whatever I want!
Lisa: D'oh!

Mayor Quimby: Springfield has more handicapped parking spots for fat guys than any other non-Chicago city

Apu: [reads a Playdude magazine] Before I die, I would like to know just what is in these nudie magazines.
Sanjay: What is it, brother?
Apu: An interview with... Jim Gaffigan.

Apu: Quick & Fresh? Who spells "quick" with a "Q"?

Marge: Oh, Apu, it's good to see you doing so well. I know you can't turn your head, but you've got a great view.
Marge: Oh! Are you okay?
Homer: Marge, he's got nine lives.
Apu: I am a Hindu, sir, not a cat. I have infinite lives during some of which I may be a cat. In those I do have nine.
Season 27 Quotes
Every Man's Dream • 'Cue Detective • Puffless • Halloween of Horror • Treehouse of Horror XXVI • Friend with Benefit • Lisa with an "S" • 'Paths of Glory • Barthood • The Girl Code • Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles • Much Apu About Something • Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 • Gal of Constant Sorrow • Lisa the Veterinarian • The Marge-ian Chronicles • The Burns Cage • How Lisa Got Her Marge Back • Fland Canyon • To Courier with Love • Simprovised • Orange Is the New Yellow