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{{Qf|[[Krusty]]}} I have a phobia... of pies.
{{Qf|{{Ch|Marc Maron}}}} That's so crazy because, I mean, we've all seen you get hit in the face with pies on your show.
{{Qf|Krusty}} No, no, no, those are cakes decorated as pies.
{{Qf|Marc Maron}} Oh, right, so that's how you make yourself feel safe.
{{Qf|Krusty}} It's not the crust, it's the fillings.
{{Qf|Marc Maron}} Krusty, I got to ask you about something, and-and I don't want you to get defensive, but it's something you've never talked about. Can you tell me about ''[[The Sands of Space]]''?
{{Qf|Krusty}} Oh, no. That's off-limits, soul patch!
{{Qf|Marc Maron}} We could talk about the exploding milkshakes in your Laffy Meals. Did they ever find those kids' noses?
{{Qf|Krusty}} Okay, okay, I'll tell you about ''The Sands of Space'', the movie that almost consumed my soul.
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{{Qf|Krusty}} Add more dynamite.
{{Qf|[[Marge]]}} Uh, those explosives are really close to those extras.
{{Qf|Krusty}} So? We got plenty of them. That's why they're called "extras," right?
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{{Qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, I'm trapped in a ravine. Only one thing to do: wait patiently for death.
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