Editing Bart's Haircut/Quotes

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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} How come you're always wearing that hat?
{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Fashion statement, dad.
{{qf|Homer}} Take off the hat, boy.
:''[Bart takes off the hat to reveal long hair]''
{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Look, he's a beatnik.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[gasps]'' You go get a haircut.
{{qf|Homer}} Right now.
{{qf|Bart}} I was afraid this moment would come.
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{{qf|[[Jake]]}} Well, what do you think?
{{qf|Bart}} What the hell did you do to my hair?
{{qf|Jake}} Well, that'll be five dollars please.
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{{qf|Homer}} Bart! Front and center!
:''[Bart enters wearing a paper bag over his head]''
{{qf|Bart}} I'll take it off but you gotta promise you won't laugh, okay? Promise?
{{qf|Everyone}} We promise.
:''[Bart takes off the bag and everyone laughs]''

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