Editing The Brave and the Bald/Quotes

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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' Now I'm going to turn my back, and whoever removed my hair during my power-nap can place it all on this table. No questions asked. To show you I'm serious, thre will be no more classes until my head adornment is returned!
:'''[[Martin Prince]]:''' No classes? Oh dear! If this continues, it may adversely affect our grade-point averages.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' And out S.A.T.'s are in only eight yers!
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' I'm planning to turn around shortly!
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:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Aye, carumba! Look at you!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:'''I know! I know! I've put on some weight! But Sarah's baking holiday treats, and I can't say "no" to butter tarts.
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' I meant the baldness.
:'''[[Lou]]:''' You gotta help us, Bartman!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' I'll handle this Lou! You gotta help us, Bartman! What's happening?
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Someone's stealing people's hair?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:'''Wow! He's good! Go get 'em, Bartman!
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Isn't this a job for the police?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' We can't leave the station looking like this! The fire-fighters will laugh us off the street!
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:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Hello, citizen!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Bartman! You've come just in time! I can't get these stupid pants to fit!
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' You're putting on two pairs at the same time.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' So is this my superhereo outfit?
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Yeah, sure!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What's my superhero name?
:'''[[Bartman]]:''' Um... Bait-Man. Now just walk around and get some attention like we talked about! 
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, look at me and my hair! Does anyone have any conditioning shampoo? A curling iron? Spare a s scrunchie?
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey! What's the deal?
:'''[[Willie]]:''' Last week, I cut me own hair off in a tragic weed whacking accident. I begged the school to not use the Krusty Brand® Discount Whacking Wire!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' You won't get away with this!
:'''[[Willie]]:''' With what?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' I don't know. I wasn't paying attention! You're very boring!
:'''[[Willie]]:''' After the accident, I had an idea of how to use my cut-off hair, but I needed more! For years, I've hunted Bigfoot, or "Footie" as I like to call 'im, the missing link between mankind and Scotsmen. People say he dinna exist, but I've seen him! They said it was just beacuse I was using turpentine in a room wihout ventilation! But Willie'll show 'em.

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