Editing Married to the Blob/Quotes

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:'''Bart:''' Will you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?
:'''Homer:''' And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.
:'''Bart:''' You never watched an episode of Jimmy Kimmel in your life.
:'''Homer:''' Yes, I have. After the Oscars, when he forces you.
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:'''Milhouse:''' Oh. Oh. Mr. Book Guy. Can I go first? I was once cast to play Fallout Boy in a movie.
:'''Comic Book Guy:''' Tell it to Harlan Ellison.
:'''Harlan Ellison:''' I think, you over-privileged kids with your electronic tablets and your talking phones wouldn't know a good piece of fiction if your iPod read it to your ass.
:'''Milhouse:''' I wish someone would have come from the future and warned me not to talk to you.
:'''Harlan Ellison:''' That's my idea! You're stealing my idea!
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:'''Milo:''' C-B-G. What's the happs, my man?
:'''Comic Book Guy:''' Well, well, well. If it isn't Milo, the owner of my main competitor, Coolsville. Or should I say, "Foolsville."
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:'''Comic Book Guy:''' Nerds don't get girls.
:'''Milo:''' These days they do, man. Comic-Con is now 8% women.
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