Editing Hill of Beans/Quotes

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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Ah hee hee hee! Why, i've never seen anything like this!
:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Give it to me straight, doc! A brain-sucking alien has eaten my boy's brain, rihgt?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Now, there's no need for firearms, cheif... at least, not yet! Your son simply has a beanstalk growing out of his nose. Here, allow me to extract it!
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Ow! My sneeze bone!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Just as i thought the beanstalk is growing from this lima bean.
:'''[[Cheif Wiggum]]:''' Dirty, rotten aliens! Why can't they grow their stupid lima beans on the mothership?!
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:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' These aren't the kind of records we want to see broken! They must be spirited! Exciting! They should spark the world's imagination... like that Wiggum boy's did!
:'''[[Fat Tony]]:''' I belive I could help everyone wit' this dilemma for I have recentlry returend from Tijunana with a truckload of thrilling novelty itemes!
:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And so the tension monuts here in Springfield as the entire town attempts to break the Duff World Recod for this most paddleball bonuces. This is truly historic televison.
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:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' And this is Springfield's own Ralph Wiggum, who has just broken the Duff World Record for the most lima beans shoved up a nose. What do you have to say, young man?
:'''[[Ralph]]:''' Please don't take away my little friends.
:'''[[Johnny Herelately]]:''' Whould you look at that? He's already trying to break his own Duff World Recods.