Editing A Singing, Dancing Machine

'''A Singing, Dancing Machine''' is the first part of the wraparound song for the clip show [[All Singing, All Dancing]].  The music was written by [[Alf Clausen]] and the lyrics by [[Steve O'Donnell]].  It is part of the third track of the album [[Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons]].

==Lyrics==
:'''[[Homer]]''':
:''Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?''

:'''[[Marge]]''':
:''I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.''

:'''Homer''':
:''Singing is the lowest form of communication.''

:'''Marge''':
:''Homer, you sing all the time.''

:'''Homer''':
:''No, I don't.  I hate to rhyme.''

:'''[[Lisa]]''':
:''You like musicals,'' don't you, Dad?

:'''Homer''':
:No, I don't. I think they're bad.
:They're fake and phony
:And totally wrong.

:'''[[Bart]]''':
:Wake up, Dad,
:You're singing a song!

:'''Homer''':
:I wouldn't! I couldn't!
:I hate that stuff!

:'''Marge''':
:Now, Homer, listen,
:I've had enough.
:In our family videos,
:We have plainly seen
:You're a singing dancing
:Entertainment machine!

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