Editing Long Arm of the Flaw

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Long Arm of the Flaw
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Noir Homer Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 11
|update = {{TOCU|Into the Simpsonsverse}}
|requirements = 
|characters = [[Noir Homer]]
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Hans Moleman]]
|internal = LongArmOfTheFlaw
|id = 247053 - 247057
|previous = 
|next = 
}}

'''Long Arm of the Flaw''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Into the Simpsonsverse}} content update. It requires [[Noir Homer]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Chief Wiggum? Heard you were looking for this one.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What happened to like, reading me my rights, man?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|We both know that'd be a waste of time with a slimeball like you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You didn't read him his rights? Sorry, Detective, but we're gonna have to let him go.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I won't tell if you won't. {{*}}winks{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Looks like you got something in your eye there.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Be Slow on the Uptake|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Explain Winking|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?! You're letting him go?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Sorry, but rules are rules.}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I can't believe that worked! So long, suckers!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, so you're from the 1930s? And back then you didn't have to worry about people's rights or anything?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Darn straight.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there's been a lot of changes since then.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Man, it sure would be nice to not have to deal with these whining perps and their "rights", though.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Darn right. In my day, the only law was that your suit had to match your fedora.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And that you had your name painted on the glass part of the door to your office. }}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And you had a wise-cracking secretary who carried a torch for you but you treated like a kid sister.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I think there may have been something about desk lamps, too. When I think about it, there were a lot of laws.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ya know, I've got another case I'm working, if you want to tag along. Happy to show you how we did things back in my day.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Really? You don't think anyone would mind if I leave my post in the middle of the day to follow around a private eye?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I won't tell if you won't. {{*}}winks{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You really need to get your eye checked out. Tell you what, I'll bring one of our med kits for the road.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Take Wiggum on a Case|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Grab a Med Kit|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Okay, we're here. You watch my back. I'm gonna kick down the door on three. Ready?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Woah, woah. You need a warrant for that.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|A warrant? Pfft. I'm pretty sure I hear screams from inside.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|You do? I don't hear anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Ohh…OHH. Gee, mister, that's pretty clever, but like I said, we can't do that kind of stuff around here.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Then how are we supposed to get anything done?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|By going through the red tape! Lemme just call this in…}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Fine. But I'm gonna listen to my favorite show while you do all that.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
{{TB|What station carries the Bromo-Seltzer Murder Hour?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|We don't have that. When we're bored, we text on our phones.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm. That detective emoji reminds me of someone.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Listen to the Radio|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Ask for a Warrant|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Great news. The hearings been arranged with the judge tomorrow morning for the warrant!}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Great. I love sitting idly by while the criminals get a 24-hour head start on me. }}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Really? I love sitting idly by too! Here, let me show you a few games we learned on the force that you can play sitting down. }}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, that's every game I know. So, what's our next move while we wait for the warrant?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I think it's time to go undercover.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Eyes Wide}}
{{TB|Ohh. Can I be a cowboy? I've always wanted to go undercover as a cowboy.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uhh, I don't think that's gonna work. Here, let me show you how it's done. }}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Go Undercover|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Go Undercover in a Big Can|8 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Noir Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Beer Stein Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Uh, yeah. If you could just roll me that way. It's kinda hard to move inside this big can.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why are you in a big can?}}
{{Tapped Out Beer Stein Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|It's my undercover costume. You didn't give me any time to prepare. I had to improvise.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Get out of the can! {{*}}gasp{{*}} Look, there's our perp. Stop right there! You're under arrest!}}
{{Tapped Out Beer Stein Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, stop right there! Police! I'm — I'm stuck. Can you help me out?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Hands up!}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I surrender!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Hans Moleman Surrender|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Hans Moleman]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Noir Homer Arrest Hans Moleman|4 hours|[[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], [[Minimum Security Prison]], [[Burns State Prison]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Looks like we've finally caught the Break-Neck Break-In Bandana Bandit.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|The who?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Don't you read your own police reports?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Those are confidential.}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Probably shouldn't have mentioned that. But look at him. He fits the profile.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Should he be wearing a bandana?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|He obviously took it off to try to confuse us.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And he's supposed to be a mastermind at super-fast break-ins? With a cane?}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pfft. It's obviously a ruse. {{*}}kicks Hans Moleman's cane{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}falls to the ground{{*}} Gah!}}
{{Tapped Out Noir Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. Quite a performance.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Ugh, this is gonna be so much paperwork. }}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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