Editing Herbs in a Hurry

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Herbs in a Hurry
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}}
|requirements = [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]
|characters = [[Ted Flanders]], [[Quimby]], [[Ned]], [[Wiggum]]
|optional = [[Capri Flanders]], [[Nedward Flanders Sr.]]
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''Herbs in a Hurry''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Flanders Family Reunion}} content update. It requires the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This “high-traffic” area is the perfect place for our “herbal spinach” cart.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So how come no one is stopping to buy?}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The best way to advertise a product is to see it in action. It’s why people at sunglass kiosks are always wearing sunglasses.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then lets roll up some of these leaves and give the people a demonstration!}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whoah. If we use enough of our product, we’ll need to wear sunglasses, too.}}
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon}}
{{TB|Did someone say sunglasses?}}
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Lucky for you, I've got a ton of used pairs for great prices!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Ned’s Parents Try to Rope In Customers|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Sell Used Sunglasses|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Er-ah, “herbal spinach”? Is that some sort of salad?}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon}}
{{TB|Everything is some sort of everything, man. Think about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|That’s very deep. As a politician, I prefer to think about things on a purely superficial level.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Maybe you should open yourself up to new experiences.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Or eh, at least new lunches. How would you recommend I prepare your spinach?}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Baked, man. Definitely baked.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Purchase “Herbal Spinach”|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|A sales cart? Right out in the open? When you said you’d be selling your special “herbal spinach”, I assumed you’d be more discreet about it.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Why should we try to hide something that grows in Mother Earth?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|If she’s growing “herbal spinach”, Mother Earth is a bit loose with her morals.}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now, would you like to try our Indica spinach or our Sativa spinach?}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Are you sure I wasn’t adopted?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Be Ashamed of His Parents|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ned’s Parents Dig in Their Heels|8 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]|char=[[Capri Flanders]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, if I can’t talk you out of selling your devil-weed, all I ask is you don’t do it in front of Rod and Todd.}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon|Cheering}}
{{TB|Look, Daddy! Grandpa and Grandma taught us how to roll spinach for their customers!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Cheerful}}
{{TB|We’re helping! Yaaay!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It's the fuzz! Scatter!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Whoah, whoah. You can’t sell that stuff in Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Why not? It’s perfectly legal in this state, you know.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|It is? What state is this again?}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|One where people have been using “herbal spinach” medicinally for years, man.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|All I know is, as an officer sworn to uphold the law… I guess I should probably find out what the law is.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Consult His Law Book|4 hours|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Flanders Hide From the Law|60 minutes|the [[Herbal Spinach Cart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there’s nothing in my book that says it’s illegal.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See? We told you.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Of course, there’s nothing in my book that says its LEGAL, either…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|You know what? I’m gonna arrest you both, just to be safe.}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Unjustly run in by the fuzz… I feel like a kid again!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Ted Flanders' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Howdilly-doodilly, Officer. I’m here to bail out my wayward parents.}}
{{Tapped Out Ted Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Don't forget your handsome cousin!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Not a chance, Flanders. As Chief of Police, I say we let ‘em rot in jail.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|High}}
{{TB|And as MAYOR, I say selling “herbal spinach” is not only legal in Springfield, but strongly encouraged!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|High}}
{{TB|I also say, er-ah, it’s like time is breathing… and all the colors of the universe are singing just for me!}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I see you tried our product!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Quimby Pardon Ned’s Parents|60 minutes|the [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ted Try to Get Pardoned|12 hours|the [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Nedward Flanders Sr. Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now that we’re back selling on the street, I say we celebrate our victory over "The Man" with some safe, legal “herbal spinach”.}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Come on, Neddy. Join your parents, just this once.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Well, I suppose just one leaf wouldn’t hurt…}}
{{Tapped Out Capri Flanders Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|I’m glad to hear you say that, because I slipped some into that tea you’re drinking.}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Well stone me like Achan and Naboth! No wonder I’m not filled to the brim with right-didilly-ighteous anger!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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