Editing The Coolest Loser

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Coolest Loser
|image = 
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Game of Games}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Report Card]], [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Database]]
|previous = 
|next = 
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Coolest Loser''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Game of Games}} content update. It requires [[Report Card]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey Database, want to see something cool?}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
{{TB|Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}}
{{TB|No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It was Principal Skinner’s and his mother made him sell it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Database Admire the Comic|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Database]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!}}
{{Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
{{TB|Are you guys playing pirates?}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?}}
{{Tapped Out Database Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No way. I’m the leader, I get to do the accounting.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Report Card Play Make Believe|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|What am I doing in school then?!}}
{{Tapped Out Report Card Icon}}
{{TB|From now on my name is “Tore Up His Report Card”.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer|12 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to ''{{W|The Biggest Loser}}'' franchise.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Game of Games}}
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