Editing Lisa and Janey's Patty Cake Rhyme

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|singers = [[Yeardley Smith]]<br>[[Pamela Hayden]]
|characters =[[Janey]]<br>[[Lisa]]
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|appearance = "[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"
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'''Lisa and Janey's Patty Cake Rhyme''' is a song sung by [[Lisa]] and [[Janey]].

== Background ==
In the back yard of [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], Lisa and Janey played a Patty Cake game, singing as they clapped. Unbeknownst to the girls, [[Homer]] listened as they sang. At the end of each verse, it sounded like there was about to be a naughty word. Homer then gasped in shock, only to sigh in relief as the song continued with a non-naughty word. At the third "nearly naughty" occurrence, however, Homer gasped and passed out. The girls then began a fourth verse, only to be interrupted when [[Bart]] shot Lisa in the arm with a spitball.

== Lyrics ==
:''[Homer watches Lisa and Janey's Patty Cake game. They do not see him.]''

:'''Lisa and Janey:'''
:Miss Lucy had a steamboat.
:The steamboat had a bell.
:Miss Lucy went to Heaven
:And the steamboat went to...

:''[Homer gasps.]''

:'''Lisa and Janey:'''
:Hell-o operator...

:''[Homer gives a sigh of relief.]''

:'''Lisa and Janey:'''
:Get me Number Nine,
:And if you disconnect me
:I'll chop off your be...

:''[Homer gasps again, more worried than before.]''

:'''Lisa and Janey:'''
:'Hind the 'frigerator...

:''[Homer again sighs in relief, this time also wiping his brow.]''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Whew!''

:'''Lisa and Janey:'''
:There was a piece of glass
:Miss Lucy sat upon it,
:And it cut her big fat...

:''[Homer gasps and passes out.]''

:'''Lisa and Janey:'''
:Ass-k me no more questions.
:I'll tell you no more-

:''[A spitball, shot by [[Bart]], hits Lisa in the arm.]''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Ow!''

:''[The girls stop singing and take cover as Bart unleashes a barrage of spitballs.]''

== Behind the Laughter ==
The song is a parody of "{{W|Miss Susie}}".

This gag seems to be a hold over from Season 3. It is discussed in the commentary for season 3's "[[When Flanders Failed]]". They mention that couldn't get the timing to work so they cut it from the episode.

Another variant of Miss Susie was [[Sherri & Terri Skipping & Rowing Song|sung]] by [[Sherri]] and [[Terri]] in "[[Bart Sells His Soul]]".

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Fat Man and Little Boy}}

[[Category:Parody songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
[[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]]