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The following is a '''list of [[chalkboard gag]]s''' seen on '''''[[The Simpsons]]'''''.

== [[Season 1]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]"}}
{{TB|7G08}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart the Genius (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not waste chalk}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Genius]]"}}
{{TB|7G02}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Odyssey (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"}}
{{TB|7G03}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:There's No Disgrace Like Home (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class}}
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
{{TB|7G04}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the General]]"}}
{{TB|7G05}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E06.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not instigate revolution}}
{{TB|"[[Moaning Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|7G06}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E07.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not draw naked ladies in class}}
{{TB|"[[The Call of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TB|7G09}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E08.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Elvis}}
{{TB|"[[The Telltale Head]]"}}
{{TB|7G07}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Life on the Fast Lane]]"}}
{{TB|7G11}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E10.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Night Out]]"}}
{{TB|7G10}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGagS1E11.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Garlic gum is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[The Crepes of Wrath]]"}}
{{TB|7G13}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Krusty Gets Busted (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|They are laughing at me, not with me}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
{{TB|7G12}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Some Enchanted Evening (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TB|"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"}}
{{TB|7G01}}
}}

== [[Season 2]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TRsT|14|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Bart Gets an "F").png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"|2}}
{{TRs|7F03|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Not Fake My Way Through Life (Bart Gets an F).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not fake my way through life}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F02.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson and Delilah]]"}}
{{TB|7F02}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
{{TB|7F04}}
{{TRsT|17|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F01.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not Xerox my butt}}
{{TRs|"[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]"|2}}
{{TRs|7F01|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:No image.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2, 1992 rerun'''<br>It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F05.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TB|"[[Dancin' Homer]]"}}
{{TB|7F05}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F08.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TB|"[[Dead Putting Society]]"}}
{{TB|7F08}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F07.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
{{TB|7F07}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F06.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
{{TB|7F06}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F09.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
{{TB|7F09}}
{{TBT|23}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F10.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]"}}
{{TB|7F10}}
{{TBT|24}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F11.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not cut corners<br>''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''}}
{{TB|"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"}}
{{TB|7F11}}
{{TBT|25}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F12.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
{{TB|7F12}}
{{TBT|26}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F13.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make flatulent noises in class}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]"}}
{{TB|7F13}}
{{TBT|27}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F15.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|"[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TB|7F15}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F16.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
{{TB|7F16}}
{{TBT|29}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F14.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
{{TB|7F14}}
{{TBT|30}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F17.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not grease the monkey bars}}
{{TB|"[[Old Money]]"}}
{{TB|7F17}}
{{TBT|31}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F18.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TB|"[[Brush with Greatness]]"}}
{{TB|7F18}}
{{TBT|32}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Substitute]]"}}
{{TB|7F19}}
{{TBT|33}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F20.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TB|"[[The War of the Simpsons]]"}}
{{TB|7F20}}
{{TBT|34}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F21.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not show off<br>''(This was written in Blackletter.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]"}}
{{TB|7F21}}
{{TBT|35}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F22.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sleep through my education}}
{{TB|"[[Blood Feud]]"}}
{{TB|7F22}}
}}

== [[Season 3]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|36}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F24.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a dentist}}
{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
{{TB|7F24}}
{{TBT|37}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F01.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Spitwads are not free speech}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TB|8F01}}
{{TBT|38}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag7F23.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody likes sunburn slappers}}
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
{{TB|7F23}}
{{TRsT|39|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F03.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|High explosives and school don't mix}}
{{TRs|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"|2}}
{{TRs|8F03|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard Bart the Murderer in-episode.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not bribe [[Principal Skinner]]}}
{{TBT|40}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F04.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not squeak chalk<br>''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
{{TB|8F04}}
{{TBT|41}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F05.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will finish what I sta<br>''(written only once)''}}
{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
{{TB|8F05}}
{{TBT|42}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"}}
{{TB|8F02}}
{{TBT|43}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F02.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Pony]]"}}
{{TB|8F06}}
{{TBT|44}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F06.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake rabies}}
{{TB|"[[Saturdays of Thunder]]"}}
{{TB|8F07}}
{{TBT|45}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F07.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe's]]"}}
{{TB|8F08}}
{{TBT|46}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F08.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The [[Christmas]] Pageant does not stink}}
{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
{{TB|8F09}}
{{TBT|47}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F09.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not torment the emotionally frail}}
{{TB|"[[I Married Marge]]"}}
{{TB|8F10}}
{{TBT|48}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F11.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not carve gods}}
{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
{{TB|8F11}}
{{TBT|49}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Greek]]"}}
{{TB|8F12}}
{{TBT|50}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F14.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spank others}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Alone]]"}}
{{TB|8F14}}
{{TBT|51}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
{{TB|8F16}}
{{TBT|52}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F13.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not aim for the head}}
{{TB|"[[Homer at the Bat]]"}}
{{TB|8F13}}
{{TRsT|53|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F15.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not barf unless I'm sick}}
{{TRs|"[[Separate Vocations]]"|2}}
{{TRs|8F15|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Separate Vocations episode gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty}}
{{TBT|54}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F17.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge}}
{{TB|"[[Dog of Death]]"}}
{{TB|8F17}}
{{TBT|55}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F19.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not conduct my own fire drills}}
{{TB|"[[Colonel Homer]]"}}
{{TB|8F19}}
{{TBT|56}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F20.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Funny noises are not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Black Widower]]"}}
{{TB|8F20}}
{{TBT|57}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F21.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not spin the turtle}}
{{TB|"[[The Otto Show]]"}}
{{TB|8F21}}
{{TBT|58}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F122.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not snap bras}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
{{TB|8F22}}
{{TBT|59}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F23.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not fake seizures}}
{{TB|"[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]"}}
{{TB|8F23}}
}}

== [[Season 4]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|60}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F24.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not boring and pointless}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krusty]]"}}
{{TB|8F24}}
{{TBT|61}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag8F18.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My name is not "Dr. Death"}}
{{TB|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"}}
{{TB|8F18}}
{{TBT|62}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F01.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not defame New Orleans
''(Done as a response to "[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]", which created controversy in New Orleans from [[Oh, Streetcar!#Long Before the Superdome|a song in said episode]])''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
{{TB|9F01}}
{{TBT|63}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F02.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not prescribe medication}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]"}}
{{TB|9F02}}
{{TBT|64}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror III]]"}}
{{TB|9F04}}
{{TRsT|65|2}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F03.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bury the new kid}} 
{{TRs|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"|2}}
{{TRs|9F03|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:MargeBlackboard.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Marge]] writes:'''<br>I will try to raise a better child}}
{{TBT|66}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F05.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not teach others to fly}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gets a Job]]"}}
{{TB|9F05}}
{{TBT|67}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F06.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bring sheep to class}}
{{TB|"[[New Kid on the Block]]"}}
{{TB|9F06}}
{{TBT|68}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F07.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A burp is not an answer}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Plow]]"}}
{{TB|9F07}}
{{TBT|69}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F08.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher is not a leper}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
{{TB|9F08}}
{{TBT|70}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F09.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Coffee is not for kids<br>''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled)''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"}}
{{TB|9F09}}
{{TBT|71}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F10.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not eat things for money}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]"}}
{{TB|9F10}}
{{TBT|72}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F11.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call}}
{{TB|"[[Selma's Choice]]"}}
{{TB|9F11}}
{{TBT|73}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F12.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The principal's toupée is not a frisbee}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TB|9F12}}
{{TBT|74}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F13.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call the principal "spud head"}}
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|9F13}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F14.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Goldfish don't bounce}}
{{TB|"[[Duffless]]"}}
{{TB|9F14}}
{{TBT|76}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F15.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Mud is not one of the 4 food groups}}
{{TB|"[[Last Exit to Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|9F15}}
{{TBT|77}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F17.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TB|9F17}}
{{TBT|78}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F16.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell miracle cures}}
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
{{TB|9F16}}
{{TBT|79}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F18.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will return the seeing-eye dog}}
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
{{TB|9F18}}
{{TBT|80}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F20.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
{{TB|9F20}}
{{TBT|81}}
{{TB|[[File:ChalkboardGag9F19.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]"}}
{{TB|9F19}}
}}

== [[Season 5]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|82}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer's Barbershop Quartet - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]"}}
{{TB|9F21}}
{{TBT|83}}
{{TB|[[File:Cape Feare - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
{{TB|9F22}}
{{TBT|84}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
{{TB|1F02}}
{{TBT|85}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
{{TB|1F01}}
{{TBT|86}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
{{TB|1F04}}
{{TBT|87}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge on the Lam]]"}}
{{TB|1F03}}
{{TBT|88}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Inner Child]]"}}
{{TB|1F05}}
{{TBT|89}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}}
{{TB|1F06}}
{{TBT|90}}
{{TB|[[File:The Last Temptation of Homer - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
{{TB|1F07}}
{{TBT|91}}
{{TB|[[File:$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not say "[[Springfield]]" just to get applause}}
{{TB|"[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]"}}
{{TB|1F08}}
{{TBT|92}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Vigilante - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
{{TB|1F09}}
{{TBT|93}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets Famous - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets Famous]]"}}
{{TB|1F11}}
{{TBT|94}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer and Apu - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not go near the kindergarten turtle}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
{{TB|1F10}}
{{TBT|95}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]"}}
{{TB|1F12}}
{{TBT|96}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
{{TB|1F13}}
{{TBT|97}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Loves Flanders - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not delightfully saucy}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Loves Flanders]]"}}
{{TB|1F14}}
{{TBT|98}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Gets an Elephant - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Organ transplants are best left to the professionals}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]"}}
{{TB|1F15}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|[[File:Burns' Heir - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
{{TB|1F16}}
{{TBT|100}}
{{TB|[[File:Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
''(This was the 100th episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]"}}
{{TB|1F18}}
{{TBT|101}}
{{TB|[[File:The Boy Who Knew Too Much - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|There are plenty of businesses like show business}}
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
{{TB|1F19}}
{{TBT|102}}
{{TB|[[File:Lady Bouvier's Lover - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball}}
{{TB|"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"}}
{{TB|1F21}}
{{TBT|103}}
{{TB|[[File:Secrets of a Successful Marriage - chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Five days is not too long to wait for a gun}}
{{TB|"[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]"}}
{{TB|1F20}}
}}

== [[Season 6]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|104}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard104.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Beans are neither a fruit nor musical}}
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
{{TB|1F22}}
{{TBT|105}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard105.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|No one is interested in my underpants}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Rival]]"}}
{{TB|1F17}}
{{TBT|106}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard106.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use abbrev.}}
{{TB|"[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]"}}
{{TB|2F33}}
{{TBT|107}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard107.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the reincarnation of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.]]}}
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
{{TB|2F01}}
{{TBT|108}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
{{TB|2F02}}
{{TBT|109}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
{{TB|2F03}}
{{TBT|110}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard110.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not send lard through the mail}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Girlfriend]]"}}
{{TB|2F04}}
{{TBT|111}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard111.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dissect things unless instructed}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa on Ice]]"}}
{{TB|2F05}}
{{TBT|112}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard112.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not whittle hall passes out of soap}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Badman]]"}}
{{TB|2F06}}
{{TBT|113}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard113.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man}}
{{TB|"[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]"}}
{{TB|2F07}}
{{TBT|114}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard114.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Ralph]] won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough}}
{{TB|"[[Fear of Flying]]"}}
{{TB|2F08}}
{{TBT|115}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard115.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Great]]"}}
{{TB|2F09}}
{{TBT|116}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard116.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice}}
{{TB|"[[And Maggie Makes Three]]"}}
{{TB|2F10}}
{{TBT|117}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard117.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Comet]]"}}
{{TB|2F11}}
{{TBT|118}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard118.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Next time it could be me on the scaffolding}}
{{TB|"[[Homie the Clown]]"}}
{{TB|2F12}}
{{TBT|119}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart vs. Australia chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Australia]]"}}
{{TB|2F13}}
{{TBT|120}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard120.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will remember to take my medication}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]"}}
{{TB|2F14}}
{{TBT|121}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
{{TB|2F31}}
{{TBT|122}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard122.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not strut around like I own the place}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Wedding]]"}}
{{TB|2F15}}
{{TBT|123}}
{{TB|[[File:2F18 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far}}
{{TB|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
{{TB|2F18}}
{{TBT|124}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard124.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have power of attorney over first graders}}
{{TB|"[[The PTA Disbands]]"}}
{{TB|2F19}}
{{TBT|125}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard125.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Nerve gas is not a toy}}
{{TB|"[['Round Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|2F32}}
{{TBT|126}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard126.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Connection]]"}}
{{TB|2F21}}
{{TBT|127}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard127.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The First Amendment does not cover burping}}
{{TB|"[[Lemon of Troy]]"}}
{{TB|2F22}}
{{TBT|128}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard128.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
{{TB|2F16}}
}}

== [[Season 7]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|129}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard129.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it}}
{{TB|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]"}}
{{TB|2F20}}
{{TBT|130}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard130.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|"[[Bewitched]]" does not promote Satanism}}
{{TB|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
{{TB|2F17}}
{{TBT|131}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard131.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
{{TB|3F01}}
{{TBT|132}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard132.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a lean mean spitting machine}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
{{TB|3F02}}
{{TBT|133}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard133.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The boys' room is not a water park}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
{{TB|3F03}}
{{TBT|134}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]"}}
{{TB|3F04}}
{{TBT|135}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard135.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[King-Size Homer]]"}}
{{TB|3F05}}
{{TBT|136}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|3F06}}
{{TBT|137}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard137.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things}}
{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]"}}
{{TB|3F08}}
{{TBT|138}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard138.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will only do this once a year<br>''(by "this", it means a clip show)''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]"}}
{{TB|3F31}}
{{TBT|139}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard139.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Be Not Proud]]"}}
{{TB|3F07}}
{{TBT|140}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard140.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not certified to remove asbestos}}
{{TB|"[[Team Homer]]"}}
{{TB|3F10}}
{{TBT|141}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Two Bad Neighbors]]"}}
{{TB|3F09}}
{{TBT|142}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|3F11}}
{{TBT|143}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
{{TB|3F12}}
{{TBT|144}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]"}}
{{TB|3F13}}
{{TBT|145}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Smithers]]"}}
{{TB|3F14}}
{{TBT|146}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
{{TB|3F16}}
{{TBT|147}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Fish Called Selma]]"}}
{{TB|3F15}}
{{TBT|148}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart on the Road]]"}}
{{TB|3F17}}
{{TBT|149}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|3F18}}
{{TBT|150}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]"}}
{{TB|3F19}}
{{TBT|151}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Nothing]]"}}
{{TB|3F20}}
{{TBT|152}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
{{TB|3F21}}
{{TBT|153}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]"}}
{{TB|3F22}}
}}

== [[Season 8]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Thumbnail}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|154}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]"}}
{{TB|4F02}}
{{TBT|155}}
{{TB|[[File:You Only Move Twice Blackboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten}}
{{TB|"[[You Only Move Twice]]"}}
{{TB|3F23}}
{{TBT|156}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard156.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer They Fall]]"}}
{{TB|4F03}}
{{TBT|157}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"}}
{{TB|4F05}}
{{TBT|158}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
{{TB|4F06}}
{{TBT|159}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Milhouse Divided]]"}}
{{TB|4F04}}
{{TRsT|160|2}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Lisa's Date with Density]]"|2}}
{{TRs|4F01|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard160.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, [[Lisa]] writes:''' I will not be a snickerpuss.}}
{{TBT|161}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hurricane Neddy]]"}}
{{TB|4F07}}
{{TBT|162}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer]]"}}
{{TB|3F24}}
{{TBT|163}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard163.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The truth is not out there}}
{{TB|"[[The Springfield Files]]"}}
{{TB|3G01}}
{{TBT|164}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard164.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not licensed to do anything}}
{{TB|"[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|4F08}}
{{TBT|165}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
{{TB|4F10}}
{{TBT|166}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard166.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's Prozac}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
{{TB|3G03}}
{{TBT|167}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
{{TB|4F12}}
{{TBT|168}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Phobia]]"}}
{{TB|4F11}}
{{TBT|169}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brother from Another Series]]"}}
{{TB|4F14}}
{{TBT|170}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Sister, My Sitter]]"}}
{{TB|4F13}}
{{TBT|171}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]"}}
{{TB|4F15}}
{{TBT|172}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Grade School Confidential]]"}}
{{TB|4F09}}
{{TBT|173}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard173.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A fire drill does not demand a fire}}
{{TB|"[[The Canine Mutiny]]"}}
{{TB|4F16}}
{{TBT|174}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|4F17}}
{{TBT|175}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
{{TB|4F18}}
{{TBT|176}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Enemy]]"}}
{{TB|4F19}}
{{TBT|177}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]"}}
{{TB|4F20}}
{{TBT|178}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|4F21}}
}}

== [[Season 9]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Thumbnail}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|179}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|4F22}}
{{TBT|180}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Principal and the Pauper]]"}}
{{TB|4F23}}
{{TBT|181}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard181.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I no longer want my [[MTV]]}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Sax]]"}}
{{TB|3G02}}
{{TBT|182}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]"}}
{{TB|5F02}}
{{TBT|183}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard183.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Everyone is tired of that {{Ch|Richard Gere}} story}}
{{TB|"[[The Cartridge Family]]"}}
{{TB|5F01}}
{{TBT|184}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard184.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I did not invent Irish dancing}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
{{TB|5F03}}
{{TBT|185}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
{{TB|5F04}}
{{TBT|186}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard186.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tease Fatty}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Skeptic]]"}}
{{TB|5F05}}
{{TBT|187}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard187.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"}}
{{TB|"[[Realty Bites]]"}}
{{TB|5F06}}
{{TBT|188}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard188.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related}}
{{TB|"[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TB|5F07}}
{{TBT|189}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All Singing, All Dancing]]"}}
{{TB|5F24}}
{{TBT|190}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Carny]]"}}
{{TB|5F08}}
{{TBT|191}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard191.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Shooting paintballs is not an art form}}
{{TB|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"}}
{{TB|5F23}}
{{TBT|192}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Das Bus]]"}}
{{TB|5F11}}
{{TBT|193}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard193.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Pain is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"}}
{{TB|5F10}}
{{TBT|194}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard194.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Silly string is not a nasal spray}}
{{TB|"[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]"}}
{{TB|5F12}}
{{TBT|195}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|4F24}}
{{TBT|196}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard196.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I was not told to do this}}
{{TB|"[[This Little Wiggy]]"}}
{{TB|5F13}}
{{TBT|197}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard197.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My butt does not deserve a website}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Tide]]"}}
{{TB|3G04}}
{{TBT|198}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard198.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not demand what I'm worth}}
{{TB|"[[The Trouble with Trillions]]"}}
{{TB|5F14}}
{{TBT|199}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
{{TB|5F15}}
{{TBT|200}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard200.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]<br>''(this was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode)''}}
{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
{{TB|5F09}}
{{TBT|201}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King of the Hill]]"}}
{{TB|5F16}}
{{TBT|202}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard202.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]]}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Our Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|5F17}}
{{TBT|203}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard203.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the inspiration for "{{W|Cosmo Kramer|Kramer}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Natural Born Kissers]]"}}
{{TB|5F18}}
}}

== [[Season 10]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|204}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lard of the Dance]]"}}
{{TB|5F20}}
{{TBT|205}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard205.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not file frivolous lawsuits}}
{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
{{TB|5F21}}
{{TBT|206}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Mother]]"}}
{{TB|5F22}}
{{TBT|207}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (Treehouse of Horror IX).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX<br>''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
{{TB|AABF01}}
{{TBT|208}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard208.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|"butt.com" is not my E-mail address<br>''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however)''}}
{{TB|"[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]"}}
{{TB|5F19}}
{{TBT|209}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard209.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares what my {{W|Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"}} is}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh-in' in the Wind]]"}}
{{TB|AABF02}}
{{TBT|210}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard210.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scream for ice cream}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]"}}
{{TB|AABF03}}
{{TBT|211}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard211.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a licensed hairstylist}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]"}}
{{TB|AABF04}}
{{TBT|212}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard212.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|"The President did it" is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[Mayored to the Mob]]"}}
{{TB|AABF05}}
{{TBT|213}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard213.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]}}
{{TB|"[[Viva Ned Flanders]]"}}
{{TB|AABF06}}
{{TBT|214}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard214.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Sherri]] does not "got back"}}
{{TB|"[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]"}}
{{TB|AABF07}}
{{TBT|215}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard215.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do "{{W|Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]"}}
{{TB|AABF08}}
{{TBT|216}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard216.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|No one cares about my {{W|sciatica}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer to the Max]]"}}
{{TB|AABF09}}
{{TBT|217}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard217.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Hillbillies are people too}}
{{TB|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
{{TB|AABF11}}
{{TBT|218}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard218.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Grammar is not a time of waste}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"}}
{{TB|AABF10}}
{{TBT|219}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard219.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have diplomatic immunity}}
{{TB|"[[Make Room for Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|AABF12}}
{{TBT|220}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard220.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|It does not suck to be you}}
{{TB|"[[Maximum Homerdrive]]"}}
{{TB|AABF13}}
{{TRsT|221|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard221.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot absolve sins}}
{{TRs|"[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]"|2}}
{{TRs|AABF14|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard221 1.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During Lisa's dream in the episode:'''<br>I will not deface (In hieroglyphics)}}
{{TBT|222}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard222.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A trained ape could not teach gym}}
{{TB|"[[Mom and Pop Art]]"}}
{{TB|AABF15}}
{{TBT|223}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard223.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Loose teeth don't need my help}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]"}}
{{TB|AABF16}}
{{TBT|224}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard224.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I have neither been there nor done that}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]"}}
{{TB|AABF17}}
{{TBT|225}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard225.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|No one wants to hear from my armpits}}
{{TB|"[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]"}}
{{TB|AABF18}}
{{TBT|226}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard226.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I'm so very tired}}
{{TB|"[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]"}}
{{TB|AABF20}}
}}

== [[Season 11]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|227}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard227.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Fridays are not "pants optional"}}
{{TB|"[[Beyond Blunderdome]]"}}
{{TB|AABF23}}
{{TBT|228}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard228.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Pork is not a verb}}
{{TB|"[[Brother's Little Helper]]"}}
{{TB|AABF22}}
{{TBT|229}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard229.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the last Don}}
{{TB|"[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]"}}
{{TB|AABF21}}
{{TBT|230}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror X]]"}}
{{TB|BABF01}}
{{TBT|231}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard231.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize}}
{{TB|"[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TB|AABF19}}
{{TBT|232}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard232.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I won't not use no double negatives}}
{{TB|"[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]"}}
{{TB|BABF02}}
{{TBT|233}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard233.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Indian burns are not our cultural heritage}}
{{TB|"[[Eight Misbehavin']]"}}
{{TB|BABF03}}
{{TBT|234}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard234.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I can't see dead people}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
{{TB|BABF05}}
{{TRsT|235|2}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard235.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell my kidney on [[eBay]]}}
{{TRs|"[[Grift of the Magi]]"|2}}
{{TRs|BABF07|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:chalkboard235 1.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Lisa writes:'''<br>I will not do math in class}}
{{TBT|236}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard236.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{W|Chris Ofili|create art from dung}}}}
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
{{TB|BABF04}}
{{TBT|237}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard237.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop phoning it in}}
{{TB|"[[Faith Off]]"}}
{{TB|BABF06}}
{{TBT|238}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard238.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Class clown is not a paid position}}
{{TB|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
{{TB|BABF08}}
{{TBT|239}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard239.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Substitute teachers are not scabs}}
{{TB|"[[Saddlesore Galactica]]"}}
{{TB|BABF09}}
{{TBT|240}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard240.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My suspension was not mutual}}
{{TB|"[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]"}}
{{TB|BABF10}}
{{TBT|241}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard241.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A belch is not an oral report}}
{{TB|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
{{TB|BABF11}}
{{TBT|242}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard242.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door}}
{{TB|"[[Pygmoelian]]"}}
{{TB|BABF12}}
{{TBT|243}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard243.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Non-flammable is not a challenge}}
{{TB|"[[Bart to the Future]]"}}
{{TB|BABF13}}
{{TBT|244}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard244.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I was not touched "there" by an angel}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]"}}
{{TB|BABF14}}
{{TBT|245}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard245.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not here on a fartball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]"}}
{{TB|BABF16}}
{{TBT|246}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard246.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not dance on anyone's grave}}
{{TB|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|BABF15}}
{{TBT|247}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard247.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I cannot hire a substitute student}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]"}}
{{TB|BABF18}}
{{TBT|248}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard248.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not obey the voices in my head}}
{{TB|"[[Behind the Laughter]]"}}
{{TB|BABF19}}
}}

== [[Season 12]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|249}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]"}}
{{TB|BABF21}}
{{TBT|250}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard250.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not plant sublimin{{color|99cc00|'''al'''}} messa{{color|99cc00|'''gore'''}}s}}
{{TB|"[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]"}}
{{TB|BABF20}}
{{TBT|251}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard251.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not surprise the incontinent}}
{{TB|"[[Insane Clown Poppy]]"}}
{{TB|BABF17}}
{{TBT|252}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard252.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not the {{W|Acting President of the United States|acting president}}}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]"}}
{{TB|CABF01}}
{{TBT|253}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard253.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I was not the {{W|Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle}}}}
{{TB|"[[Homer vs. Dignity]]"}}
{{TB|CABF04}}
{{TBT|254}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard254.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will only provide a urine sample when asked}}
{{TB|"[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]"}}
{{TB|CABF02}}
{{TBT|255}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard255.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The nurse is not dealing}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Money Caper]]"}}
{{TB|CABF03}}
{{TRsT|256|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard256.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Science class should not end in tragedy}}
{{TRs|"[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]"|2}}
{{TRs|CABF06|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard256 1.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>I ain't not a dorkus}}
{{TBT|257}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard257.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Network TV is not dead}}
{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
{{TB|BABF22}}
{{TBT|258}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard258.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not "let the dogs out"}}
{{TB|"[[Pokey Mom]]"}}
{{TB|CABF05}}
{{TBT|259}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard259.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide the teacher's medication}}
{{TB|"[[Worst Episode Ever]]"}}
{{TB|CABF08}}
{{TBT|260}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard260.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not publish the principal's credit report}}
{{TB|"[[Tennis the Menace]]"}}
{{TB|CABF07}}
{{TBT|261}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard261.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The hamster did not have a "full life"}}
{{TB|"[[Day of the Jackanapes]]"}}
{{TB|CABF10}}
{{TBT|262}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard262.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not buy a presidential pardon}}
{{TB|"[[New Kids on the Blecch]]"}}
{{TB|CABF12}}
{{TBT|263}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard263.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|"{{W|Temptation Island}}" was not a sleazy piece of crap}}
{{TB|"[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]"}}
{{TB|CABF09}}
{{TBT|264}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard264.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]]}}
{{TB|"[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]"}}
{{TB|CABF11}}
{{TBT|265}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard265.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flush evidence}}
{{TB|"[[Simpson Safari]]"}}
{{TB|CABF13}}
{{TBT|266}}
{{TB|[[File:CABF14 chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Fire is not the cleanser}}
{{TB|"[[Trilogy of Error]]"}}
{{TB|CABF14}}
{{TBT|267}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard267.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Genetics is not an excuse}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]"}}
{{TB|CABF15}}
{{TBT|268}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard268.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Today is not {{W|Mothra}}'s Day}}
{{TB|"[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]"}}
{{TB|CABF16}}
{{TBT|269}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard269.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I should not be twenty-one by now}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]"}}
{{TB|CABF17}}
}}

== [[Season 13]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|270}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]"}}
{{TB|CABF19}}
{{TBT|271}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard271.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Nobody reads these anymore}}
{{TB|"[[The Parent Rap]]"}}
{{TB|CABF22}}
{{TBT|272}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard272.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A burp in a jar is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Moe]]"}}
{{TB|CABF20}}
{{TBT|273}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard273.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Fun does not have a size}}
{{TB|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
{{TB|CABF18}}
{{TBT|274}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard274.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not Charlie Brown on acid}}
{{TB|"[[The Blunder Years]]"}}
{{TB|CABF21}}
{{TBT|275}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard275.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have a cereal named after me}}
{{TB|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
{{TB|DABF02}}
{{TBT|276}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brawl in the Family]]"}}
{{TB|DABF01}}
{{TBT|277}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]"}}
{{TB|DABF03}}
{{TBT|278}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
{{TB|DABF05}}
{{TBT|279}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard279.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s}}
{{TB|"[[Half-Decent Proposal]]"}}
{{TB|DABF04}}
{{TBT|280}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard280.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The Giving Tree is not a chump}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
{{TB|DABF06}}
{{TBT|281}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard281.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Making [[Milhouse]] cry is not a science project}}
{{TB|"[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]"}}
{{TB|DABF07}}
{{TBT|282}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Man and the Key]]"}}
{{TB|DABF09}}
{{TBT|283}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard283.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Vampire is not a career choice}}
{{TB|"[[Tales from the Public Domain]]"}}
{{TB|DABF08}}
{{TBT|284}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|DABF10}}
{{TBT|285}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
{{TB|DABF11}}
{{TBT|286}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gump Roast]]"}}
{{TB|DABF12}}
{{TBT|287}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
{{TB|DABF13}}
{{TBT|288}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard288.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will never lie about being cancelled again}}
{{TB|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"}}
{{TB|DABF14}}
{{TBT|289}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
{{TB|DABF15}}
{{TBT|290}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
{{TB|DABF16}}
{{TBT|291}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"}}
{{TB|DABF17}}
}}

== [[Season 14]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|292}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]"}}
{{TB|DABF19}}
{{TBT|293}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
{{TB|DABF22}}
{{TBT|294}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard294.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Fish do not like coffee}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
{{TB|DABF20}}
{{TBT|295}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Large Marge]]"}}
{{TB|DABF18}}
{{TBT|296}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard296.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Milhouse]] did not test cootie positive}}
{{TB|"[[Helter Shelter]]"}}
{{TB|DABF21}}
{{TBT|297}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Louse Detective]]"}}
{{TB|EABF01}}
{{TBT|298}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
{{TB|EABF02}}
{{TBT|299}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]"}}
{{TB|EABF03}}
{{TBT|300}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard300.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|This school does not need a "regime change"}}
{{TB|"[[The Strong Arms of the Ma]]"}}
{{TB|EABF04}}
{{TBT|301}}
{{TB|[[File:Pray Anything - Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a contraceptive}}
{{TB|"[[Pray Anything]]"}}
{{TB|EABF06}}
{{TBT|302}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard302.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Barting Over]]"}}
{{TB|EABF05}}
{{TBT|303}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
{{TB|EABF07}}
{{TBT|304}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Born Again]]"}}
{{TB|EABF08}}
{{TBT|305}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]"}}
{{TB|EABF09}}
{{TBT|306}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
{{TB|EABF10}}
{{TBT|307}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]"}}
{{TB|EABF11}}
{{TBT|308}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Gays of the Condo]]"}}
{{TB|EABF12}}
{{TBT|309}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]"}}
{{TB|EABF13}}
{{TBT|310}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard310.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|My pen is not a booger launcher}}
{{TB|"[[Old Yeller-Belly]]"}}
{{TB|EABF14}}
{{TBT|311}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"}}
{{TB|EABF15}}
{{TBT|312}}
{{TB|[[File:chalkboard312.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Sandwiches should not contain sand}}
{{TB|"[[The Bart of War]]"}}
{{TB|EABF16}}
{{TBT|313}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Baby Blues]]"}}
{{TB|EABF17}}
}}

== [[Season 15]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|314}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
{{TB|EABF21}}
{{TBT|315}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Mother the Carjacker]]"}}
{{TB|EABF18}}
{{TBT|316}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The President Wore Pearls]]"}}
{{TB|EABF20}}
{{TBT|317}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
{{TB|EABF22}}
{{TBT|318}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat and the Furriest]]"}}
{{TB|EABF19}}
{{TBT|319}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard319.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Over forty & single is not funny}}
{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
{{TB|FABF01}}
{{TBT|320}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]"}}
{{TB|FABF02}}
{{TBT|321}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays]]"}}
{{TB|FABF03}}
{{TBT|322}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
{{TB|FABF04}}
{{TBT|323}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]"}}
{{TB|FABF05}}
{{TBT|324}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Margical History Tour]]"}}
{{TB|FABF06}}
{{TBT|325}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
{{TB|FABF07}}
{{TBT|326}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smart and Smarter]]"}}
{{TB|FABF09}}
{{TBT|327}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard327.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not speculate on how hot [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] used to be}}
{{TB|"[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]"}}
{{TB|FABF08}}
{{TBT|328}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Co-Dependent's Day]]"}}
{{TB|FABF10}}
{{TBT|329}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
{{TB|FABF11}}
{{TBT|330}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]"}}
{{TB|FABF12}}
{{TBT|331}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Catch 'Em If You Can]]"}}
{{TB|FABF14}}
{{TBT|332}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simple Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|FABF15}}
{{TBT|333}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way We Weren't]]"}}
{{TB|FABF13}}
{{TBT|334}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
{{TB|FABF17}}
{{TBT|335}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
{{TB|FABF18}}
}}

== [[Season 16]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|336}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"}}
{{TB|FABF23}}
{{TBT|337}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All's Fair in Oven War]]"}}
{{TB|FABF20}}
{{TBT|338}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sleeping with the Enemy]]"}}
{{TB|FABF19}}
{{TBT|339}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard339.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Poking a dead raccoon is not research}}
{{TB|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
{{TB|FABF22}}
{{TBT|340}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fat Man and Little Boy]]"}}
{{TB|FABF21}}
{{TBT|341}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
{{TB|FABF16}}
{{TBT|342}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
{{TB|GABF01}}
{{TBT|343}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]"}}
{{TB|GABF02}}
{{TBT|344}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pranksta Rap]]"}}
{{TB|GABF03}}
{{TBT|345}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
{{TB|GABF04}}
{{TBT|346}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard346.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Beer in a milk carton is not milk}}
{{TB|"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"}}
{{TB|GABF05}}
{{TBT|347}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]"}}
{{TB|GABF06}}
{{TBT|348}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mobile Homer]]"}}
{{TB|GABF07}}
{{TBT|349}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]"}}
{{TB|GABF08}}
{{TBT|350}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Future-Drama]]"}}
{{TB|GABF12}}
{{TBT|351}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]"}}
{{TB|GABF10}}
{{TBT|352}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
{{TB|GABF11}}
{{TBT|353}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Star Is Torn]]"}}
{{TB|GABF13}}
{{TBT|354}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]"}}
{{TB|GABF14}}
{{TBT|355}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard355.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A Booger is not a bookmark}}
{{TB|"[[Home Away from Homer]]"}}
{{TB|GABF15}}
{{TBT|356}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
{{TB|GABF09}}
}}

== [[Season 17]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|357}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard357.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Does any kid still do this anymore?}}
{{TB|"[[The Bonfire of the Manatees]]"}}
{{TB|GABF18}}
{{TBT|358}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
{{TB|GABF16}}
{{TBT|359}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]"}}
{{TB|GABF19}}
{{TBT|360}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]"}}
{{TB|GABF17}}
{{TBT|361}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]"}}
{{TB|GABF20}}
{{TBT|362}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[See Homer Run]]"}}
{{TB|GABF21}}
{{TBT|363}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]"}}
{{TB|GABF22}}
{{TBT|364}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
{{TB|HABF02}}
{{TBT|365}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]"}}
{{TB|HABF01}}
{{TBT|366}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard366.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not smarter than the [[George W. Bush|President]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]"}}
{{TB|HABF03}}
{{TBT|367}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard367.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual}}
{{TB|"[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]"}}
{{TB|HABF04}}
{{TBT|368}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"}}
{{TB|HABF05}}
{{TBT|369}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
{{TB|HABF06}}
{{TBT|370}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]"}}
{{TB|HABF07}}
{{TRsT|371|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife promo 3.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''First airing, live action opening:'''<br>I will not eat things for money}}
{{TRs|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
{{TRs|HABF08|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard371-2.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''Subsequent airings:'''<br>I will not laminate dog doo}}
{{TBT|372}}
{{TB|[[File:Million-Dollar Abie (Chalkboard gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not flip the classroom upside down<br>''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
{{TB|HABF09}}
{{TBT|373}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
{{TB|HABF10}}
{{TBT|374}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]"}}
{{TB|HABF11}}
{{TBT|375}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]"}}
{{TB|HABF12}}
{{TBT|376}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard376.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[Regarding Margie]]"}}
{{TB|HABF13}}
{{TBT|377}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard377.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Je ne parle pas français<br>''("I do not speak French.")''}}
{{TB|"[[The Monkey Suit]]"}}
{{TB|HABF14}}
{{TBT|378}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard378.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Have a great summer, everyone}}
{{TB|"[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]"}}
{{TB|HABF16}}
}}

== [[Season 18]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|379}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"}}
{{TB|HABF15}}
{{TBT|380}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"}}
{{TB|HABF18}}
{{TRsT|381|2}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"|2}}
{{TRs|HABF20|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard381-InEpisode.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Skinner writes:'''<br>A baby beat me up}}
{{TBT|382}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"}}
{{TB|HABF17}}
{{TBT|383}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard383.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|We are not all naked under our clothes}}
{{TB|"[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]"}}
{{TB|HABF21}}
{{TBT|384}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|HABF19}}
{{TBT|385}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]"}}
{{TB|HABF22}}
{{TBT|386}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"}}
{{TB|JABF02}}
{{TBT|387}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard387.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|Frankincense}} is not [[Frankenstein|a monster]]}}
{{TB|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
{{TB|JABF01}}
{{TBT|388}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"}}
{{TB|JABF03}}
{{TBT|389}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"}}
{{TB|JABF05}}
{{TRsT|390|2}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Little Big Girl]]"|2}}
{{TRs|JABF04|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Chalkboard390-inepisode.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>So long suckers}}
{{TBT|391}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
{{TB|JABF07}}
{{TBT|392}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Chords]]"}}
{{TB|JABF09}}
{{TBT|393}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Rome-Old and Juli-Eh]]"}}
{{TB|JABF08}}
{{TBT|394}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard394.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Global Warming did not eat my homework}}
{{TB|"[[Homerazzi]]"}}
{{TB|JABF06}}
{{TBT|395}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Marge Gamer]]"}}
{{TB|JABF10}}
{{TBT|396}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"}}
{{TB|JABF11}}
{{TBT|397}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard397.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not look up how much [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]] makes}}
{{TB|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"}}
{{TB|JABF13}}
{{TBT|398}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard398.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Pearls are not oyster barf}}
{{TB|"[[Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot!]]"}}
{{TB|JABF12}}
{{TBT|399}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[24 Minutes]]"}}
{{TB|JABF14}}
{{TBT|400}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
{{TB|JABF15}}
}}

== ''[[The Simpsons Movie]]'' ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TBT|July 27, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Movie chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not illegally download this movie}}
}}

== [[Season 19]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|401}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard401.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]}}
{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
{{TB|JABF20}}
{{TBT|402}}
{{TB|[[File:The Homer of Seville Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|{{W|The Wall Street Journal}} is better than ever}}
{{TB|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"}}
{{TB|JABF18}}
{{TBT|403}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
{{TB|JABF21}}
{{TBT|404}}
{{TB|[[File:I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a {{W|Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC}}-insured bank.}}
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
{{TB|JABF19}}
{{TBT|405}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
{{TB|JABF16}}
{{TBT|406}}
{{TB|[[File:Little Orphan Millie Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy}}
{{TB|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"}}
{{TB|JABF22}}
{{TBT|407}}
{{TB|[[File:Husbands and Knives Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens}}
{{TB|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
{{TB|JABF17}}
{{TBT|408}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
{{TB|KABF01}}
{{TBT|409}}
{{TB|[[File:Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The capital of [[Montana]] is not "{{W|Hannah Montana|Hannah}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"}}
{{TB|KABF02}}
{{TBT|410}}
{{TB|[[File:E Pluribus Wiggum Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo}}
{{TB|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"}}
{{TB|KABF03}}
{{TBT|411}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[That '90s Show]]"}}
{{TB|KABF04}}
{{TBT|412}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
{{TB|KABF05}}
{{TBT|413}}
{{TB|[[File:The Debarted Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant}}
{{TB|"[[The Debarted]]"}}
{{TB|KABF06}}
{{TBT|414}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dial "N" for Nerder]]"}}
{{TB|KABF07}}
{{TBT|415}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Smoke on the Daughter]]"}}
{{TB|KABF08}}
{{TBT|416}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"}}
{{TB|KABF09}}
{{TBT|417}}
{{TB|[[File:Apocalypse Cow (Chalkboard Gag).png|250px]]}}
{{TB|A person's a person, no mater how [[Ralph]]}}
{{TB|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"}}
{{TB|KABF10}}
{{TBT|418}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"}}
{{TB|KABF11}}
{{TBT|419}}
{{TB|[[File:Mona Leaves-a Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|This punishment is not medieval.<br>''[in medieval writing style]''}}
{{TB|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"}}
{{TB|KABF12}}
{{TBT|420}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[All About Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|KABF13}}
}}

== [[Season 20]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|421}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]"}}
{{TB|KABF17}}
{{TBT|422}}
{{TB|[[File:Lost Verizon Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher's diet is working}}
{{TB|"[[Lost Verizon]]"}}
{{TB|KABF15}}
{{TBT|423}}
{{TB|[[File:Double, Double, Boy in Trouble Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|There is no such month as Rocktober}}
{{TB|"[[Double, Double, Boy in Trouble]]"}}
{{TB|KABF14}}
{{TBT|424}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"}}
{{TB|KABF16}}
{{TBT|425}}
{{TB|[[File:Dangerous Curves Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see teacher siphoning gas}}
{{TB|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"}}
{{TB|KABF18}}
{{TBT|426}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"}}
{{TB|KABF19}}
{{TBT|427}}
{{TB|[[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]] <br /> [[File:MyPods and Boomsticks Couch Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|Prosperity is just around the corner <br /> <br /> ''Additionally, during the [[couch gag]]:'' I will not bring the chalkboard home <br /> ''(The chalkboard Bart is writing on has taken the place of the couch in the Simpsons' living room)''}}
{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
{{TB|KABF20}}
{{TBT|428}}
{{TB|[[File:The Burns and the Bees Chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
{{TB|KABF21}}
{{TBT|429}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Drama Queen Chalkboard Gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Drama Queen]]"}}
{{TB|KABF22}}
{{TBT|430}}
{{TB|[[File:HD opening.jpg|250px]]}}
{{TB|HDTV is worth every cent
''(This was the first episode to air in HD.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Take My Life, Please]]"}}
{{TB|LABF01}}
{{TBT|431}}
{{TB|[[File:How the Test Was Won Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school}}
{{TB|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"}}
{{TB|LABF02}}
{{TBT|432}}
{{TB|[[File:No Loan Again, Naturally Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not have fun with educational toys}}
{{TB|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]"}}
{{TB|LABF03}}
{{TBT|433}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]"}}
{{TB|LABF04}}
{{TBT|434}}
{{TB|[[File:In the Name of the Grandfather Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks}}
{{TB|"[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]"}}
{{TB|LABF11}}
{{TBT|435}}
{{TB|[[File:Wedding for Disaster Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds}}
{{TB|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"}}
{{TB|LABF05}}
{{TBT|436}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe]]"}}
{{TB|LABF06}}
{{TBT|437}}
{{TB|[[File:The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone}}
{{TB|"[[The Good, the Sad, and the Drugly]]"}}
{{TB|LABF07}}
{{TBT|438}}
{{TB|[[File:Father Knows Worst Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy}}
{{TB|"[[Father Knows Worst]]"}}
{{TB|LABF08}}
{{TBT|439}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]"}}
{{TB|LABF10}}
{{TBT|440}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Great Women and a Manicure]]"}}
{{TB|LABF09}}
{{TBT|441}}
{{TB|[[File:Coming to Homerica Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's '[[Facebook]]', not 'Assbook'}}
{{TB|"[[Coming to Homerica]]"}}
{{TB|LABF12}}
}}

==[[Season 21]]==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|442}}
{{TB|[[File:DSCN2656.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The class hamster isn't just sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Whopper]]"}}
{{TB|LABF13}}
{{TBT|443}}
{{TB|[[File:BGaZ - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chalkboarding is not torture}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets a "Z"]]"}}
{{TB|LABF15}}
{{TBT|444}}
{{TB|[[File:S21E03 - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not allergic to long division}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Wife Hope]]"}}
{{TB|LABF16}}
{{TBT|445}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XX]]"}}
{{TB|LABF14}}
{{TBT|446}}
{{TB|[[File:The Devil Wears Nada chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not have the hots for my mom}}
{{TB|"[[The Devil Wears Nada]]"}}
{{TB|LABF17}}
{{TBT|447}}
{{TB|[[File:PaG - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass}}
{{TB|"[[Pranks and Greens]]"}}
{{TB|LABF18}}
{{TBT|448}}
{{TB|[[File:Rednecks and Broomsticks Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teachers' unions are not ruining this country}}
{{TB|"[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]"}}
{{TB|LABF19}}
{{TBT|449}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?]]"}}
{{TB|MABF01}}
{{TBT|450}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thursdays with Abie]]"}}
{{TB|MABF02}}
{{TBT|451}}
{{TB|[[File:Once Upon a Time in Springfield Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The world may end in 2012, but this show won't}}
{{TB|"[[Once Upon a Time in Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|LABF20}}
{{TBT|452}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Million Dollar Maybe]]"}}
{{TB|MABF03}}
{{TBT|453}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boy Meets Curl]]"}}
{{TB|MABF05}}
{{TBT|454}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Color Yellow]]"}}
{{TB|MABF06}}
{{TBT|455}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
{{TB|MABF05}}
{{TBT|456}}
{{TB|[[File:Stealing First Base Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[WWII]] could not beat up WWI}}
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
{{TB|MABF07}}
{{TBT|457}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed]]"}}
{{TB|MABF10}}
{{TBT|458}}
{{TB|[[File:American History X-cellent chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hot dogs are not bookmarks}}
{{TB|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
{{TB|MABF08}}
{{TBT|459}}
{{TB|[[File:Chief of Hearts Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This counts as gym and art class}}
{{TB|"[[Chief of Hearts]]"}}
{{TB|MABF09}}
{{TBT|460}}
{{TB|[[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]][[File:The Squirt and the Whale - Alt Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' [[South Park]], we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared<br>'''International/online version:''' Je ne suis pas français (I am not French)}}
{{TB|"[[The Squirt and the Whale]]"}}
{{TB|MABF14}}
{{TBT|461}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Surveil with Love]]"}}
{{TB|MABF12}}
{{TBT|462}}
{{TB|[[File:Moe Letter Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Eating my vegetables '''IS NOT''' a Mother's Day present}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
{{TB|MABF13}}
{{TBT|463}}
{{TB|[[File:The Bob Next Door Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Batman]] is not 'nothing' without his utility belt}}
{{TB|"[[The Bob Next Door]]"}}
{{TB|MABF11}}
{{TBT|464}}
{{TB|[[File:Judge Me Tender Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|End of "[[Lost]]": It was all the dog's dream. Watch us.}}
{{TB|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
{{TB|MABF15}}
}}

== [[Season 22]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|465}}
{{TB|[[File:Elementary School Musical Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|When I slept in class it was not to help {{W|Leonardo DiCaprio|Leo DiCaprio}}}}
{{TB|"[[Elementary School Musical]]"}}
{{TB|MABF21}}
{{TBT|466}}
{{TB|[[File:Loan-a Lisa Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I did not see Teacher applying for welfare}}
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|MABF17}}
{{TBT|467}}
{{TB|[[File:Chalkboard gag (MoneyBART).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I must not write all over the walls<br>(in the meantime is written all over the walls)''}}
{{TB|"[[MoneyBart]]"}}
{{TB|MABF18}}
{{TBT|468}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXI]]"}}
{{TB|MABF16}}
{{TBT|469}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
{{TB|MABF20}}
{{TBT|470}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
{{TB|NABF01}}
{{TBT|471}}
{{TB|[[File:How Munched is That Birdie in the Window Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" is as good as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"}}
{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
{{TB|NABF02}}
{{TBT|472}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fight Before Christmas]]"}}
{{TB|MABF22}}
{{TBT|473}}
{{TB|[[File:Donnie Fatso Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Candy canes are not elf bones}}
{{TB|"[[Donnie Fatso]]"}}
{{TB|MABF19}}
{{TBT|474}}
{{TB|[[File:Moms I'd Like to Forget Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|January is not Bart History Month}}
{{TB|"[[Moms I'd Like to Forget]]"}}
{{TB|NABF03}}
{{TBT|475}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flaming Moe]]"}}
{{TB|NABF04}}
{{TBT|476}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer the Father - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Prince]] is not the son of [[Martin Luther King]]}}
{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
{{TB|NABF05}}
{{TBT|477}}
{{TB|[[File:The Blue and the Gray Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make fun of Cupid's dink}}
{{TB|"[[The Blue and the Gray]]"}}
{{TB|NABF06}}
{{TBT|478}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
{{TB|NABF07}}
{{TBT|479}}
{{TB|[[File:The Scorpion's Tale Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm not here on a spitball scholarship}}
{{TB|"[[The Scorpion's Tale]]"}}
{{TB|NABF08}}
{{TBT|480}}
{{TB|[[File:A Midsummer's Nice Dream Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Daylight Savings" is not a failed bank}}
{{TB|"[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]"}}
{{TB|NABF09}}
{{TRsT|481|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket}}
{{TRs|"[[Love Is a Many-Strangled Thing]]"|2}}
{{TRs|NABF10|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:LIAMST In-episode Chalkboard Gag Homer.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Homer):'''<br>I'm a grown man who's scared of his own son}}
{{TBT|482}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
{{TB|NABF11}}
{{TBT|483}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Real Housewives of Fat Tony]]"}}
{{TB|NABF12}}
{{TBT|484}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Scissorhands Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Scissorhands]]"}}
{{TB|NABF13}}
{{TRsT|485|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Kirsten schaal gag.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Syndicated version:'''<br>It's [[Kristen Schaal]], not Kristen Schall}}
{{TRs|"[[500 Keys]]"|2}}
{{TRs|NABF14|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:500 Keys Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online version:'''<br>Guinea Pigs should not be used as "Guinea Pigs"}}
{{TBT|486}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Ned-liest Catch]]"}}
{{TB|NABF15}}
}}

== Season 23 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|487}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
{{TB|NABF16}}
{{TBT|488}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Stops Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election}}
{{TB|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
{{TB|NABF17}}
{{TBT|489}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"}}
{{TB|NABF19}}
{{TBT|490}}
{{TB|[[File:Replaceable You Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's November 6th--How come we're not airing a Halloween show?}}
{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
{{TB|NABF21}}
{{TBT|491}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
{{TB|NABF20}}
{{TBT|492}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Book Job]]"}}
{{TB|NABF22}}
{{TBT|493}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]"}}
{{TB|PABF01}}
{{TBT|494}}
{{TB|[[File:The 10% Solution Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"Caucus" is not a dirty word}}
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
{{TB|PABF02}}
{{TBT|495}}
{{TB|[[File:Holidays of Future Passed Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Cafeteria trays are not toboggans}}
{{TB|"[[Holidays of Future Passed]]"}}
{{TB|NABF18}}
{{TBT|496}}
{{TB|[[File:Politically Inept Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W2|The Adventures of Tintin|film|Tintin}} did not sucksuck}}
{{TB|"[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|PABF03}}
{{TBT|497}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh-cial Network Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We <u>do</u> need no education}}
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
{{TB|PABF04}}
{{TBT|498}}
{{TB|[[File:MGFRTR Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|There's no proven link between raisins and boogers}}
{{TB|"[[Moe Goes from Rags to Riches]]"}}
{{TB|PABF05}}
{{TBT|499}}
{{TB|[[File:Daughter Also Rises Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart}}
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
{{TB|PABF06}}
{{TRsT|500|2}}
{{TB|[[File:At Long Last Leave Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Milhouse]] writes:'''<br>Bart's earned a day off}}
{{TRs|"[[At Long Last Leave]]"|2}}
{{TRs|PABF07|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:At Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode, Bart writes on the wall in spray paint:'''<br>I ♥ the breakdown of society}}
{{TBT|501}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart]]"}}
{{TB|PABF09}}
{{TBT|502}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
{{TB|PABF08}}
{{TBT|503}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Them, Robot]]"}}
{{TB|PABF10}}
{{TRsT|504|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original/UK airing:''' The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours}}
{{TRs|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"|2}}
{{TRs|PABF11|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Beware My Cheating Bart Alt Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International (except UK)/online version:''' Teacher does not have to pay an "Ugly Tax"}}
{{TBT|505}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again]]"}}
{{TB|PABF12}}
{{TBT|506}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
{{TB|PABF13}}
{{TBT|507}}
{{TB|[[File:Ned 'N' Edna's Blend Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Call your mother during the commercials.}}
{{TB|"[[Ned 'n Edna's Blend Agenda]]"}}
{{TB|PABF15}}
{{TBT|508}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"}}
{{TB|PABF14}}
}}

== [[Season 24]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|509}}
{{TB|[[File:Moonshine River chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not wear white after Labor Day (He is wearing a white shirt)}}
{{TB|"[[Moonshine River]]"}}
{{TB|PABF21}}
{{TBT|510}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIII]]"}}
{{TB|PABF17}}
{{TBT|511}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Adventures in Baby-Getting]]"}}
{{TB|PABF18}}
{{TBT|512}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Abie Gone chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Abie Gone]]"}}
{{TB|PABF16}}
{{TBT|513}}
{{TB|[[File:Penny-Wiseguys chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in}}
{{TB|"[[Penny-Wiseguys]]"}}
{{TB|PABF19}}
{{TBT|514}}
{{TB|[[File:A Tree Grows in Springfield chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|20 more shoplifting days till Christmas}}
{{TB|"[[A Tree Grows in Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|PABF22}}
{{TBT|515}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Day the Earth Stood Cool]]"}}
{{TB|PABF20}}
{{TBT|516}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[To Cur, with Love]]"}}
{{TB|RABF01}}
{{TBT|517}}
{{TB|[[File:Homer Goes to Prep School chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher did not get fat over the holidays}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to Prep School]]"}}
{{TB|RABF02}}
{{TBT|518}}
{{TB|[[File:A Test Before Trying chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will obey Oscar® campaign rules from now on}}
{{TB|"[[A Test Before Trying]]"}}
{{TB|RABF03}}
{{TBT|519}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Changing of the Guardian]]"}}
{{TB|RABF04}}
{{TBT|520}}
{{TB|[[File:RABF07 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I was not nominated for "Best Spoken Swear Word"}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing]]"}}
{{TB|RABF07}}
{{TBT|521}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hardly Kirk-ing]]"}}
{{TB|RABF05}}
{{TBT|522}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorgeous Grampa]]"}}
{{TB|RABF06}}
{{TBT|523}}
{{TB|[[File:Black-Eyed Please chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I'm sorry I broke the blackboard. (Bart is writing with a black marker on a whiteboard)}}
{{TB|"[[Black-Eyed, Please]]"}}
{{TB|RABF09}}
{{TBT|524}}
{{TB|[[File:Dark Knight Court chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Jesus's last words were not "TGIF"}}
{{TB|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
{{TB|RABF10}}
{{TBT|525}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[What Animated Women Want]]"}}
{{TB|RABF08}}
{{TBT|526}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pulpit Friction]]"}}
{{TB|RABF11}}
{{TBT|527}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Whiskey Business]]"}}
{{TB|RABF13}}
{{TBT|528}}
{{TB|[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag2.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag3.png|300px]]<br>[[File:The Fabulous Faker Boy chalkboard gag4.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This School is not falling apart (then the blackboard falls apart)}}
{{TB|"[[The Fabulous Faker Boy]]"}}
{{TB|RABF12}}
{{TBT|529}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Saga of Carl]]"}}
{{TB|RABF14}}
{{TBT|530}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Dangers on a Train]]"}}
{{TB|RABF17}}
}}

== [[Season 25]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|531}}
{{TB|[[File:Homerland chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[Homerland]]"}}
{{TB|RABF20}}
{{TBT|532}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXIV Promotional Photos (3).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
{{TB|RABF16}}
{{TBT|533}}
{{TB|[[File:Four Regrettings RIP Mrs K.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We'll really miss you Mrs. K. (Written once, Bart is sad.)
''([[Marcia Wallace]], the voice actor for Edna Krabappel, passed away nine days before this episode aired.)''}}
{{TB|"[[Four Regrettings and a Funeral]]"}}
{{TB|RABF18}}
{{TRsT|534|2}}
{{TB|[[File:YOLO Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My School Schedule does not include a bye week.}}
{{TRs|"[[YOLO]]"|2}}
{{TRs|RABF22|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:YOLO In-Episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not drop a stitch}}
{{TBT|535}}
{{TB|[[File:Labor Pains Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember}}
{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
{{TB|RABF19}}
{{TBT|536}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Kid Is All Right]]"}}
{{TB|SABF02}}
{{TBT|537}}
{{TB|[[File:Yellow Subterfuge Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom}}
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
{{TB|SABF04}}
{{TBT|538}}
{{TB|[[File:White Christmas Blues Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher "Prancer" and "Vixen"}}
{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
{{TB|SABF01}}
{{TBT|539}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
{{TB|SABF05}}
{{TRsT|540|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original airing:''' Judas Priest is not "Death Metal"}}
{{TRs|"[[Married to the Blob]]"|2}}
{{TRs|SABF03|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Married to the Blob Chalkboard Gag version 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online airing:''' If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying}}
{{TBT|541}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Specs and the City]]"}}
{{TB|SABF06}}
{{TBT|542}}
{{TB|[[File:Diggs - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|A bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals}}
{{TB|"[[Diggs]]"}}
{{TB|SABF08}}
{{TBT|543}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Grew Too Much]]"}}
{{TB|SABF07}}
{{TBT|544}}
{{TB|[[File:TWoHC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's.}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
{{TB|SABF09}}
{{TBT|545}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The War of Art]]"}}
{{TB|SABF10}}
{{TBT|546}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]"}}
{{TB|SABF11}}
{{TBT|547}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Luca$]]"}}
{{TB|SABF12}}
{{TBT|548}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Days of Future Future]]"}}
{{TB|SABF13|2}}
{{TRsT|549|2}}
{{TB|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag (TV airings).jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''Original/Television broadcast airing:'''April Showers Do Not Bring Matt Lauers"}}
{{TRs|"[[What to Expect When Bart's Expecting]]"|2}}
{{TRs|SABF14|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:WtEWBE - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''International/online airing:''' You can't play April Fool's jokes on April 27th}}
{{TBT|550}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Brick Like Me]]"}}
{{TB|RABF21}}
{{TBT|551}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
{{TB|SABF15}}
{{TBT|552}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Yellow Badge of Cowardge]]"}}
{{TB|SABF18}}
}}

== [[Season 26]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|553}}
{{TB|[[File:CitD - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my Dad Doesn't Die}}
{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
{{TB|SABF20}}
{{TBT|554}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wreck of the Relationship]]"}}
{{TB|SABF17}}
{{TBT|555}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Super Franchise Me]]"}}
{{TB|SABF19}}
{{TBT|556}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXV]]"}}
{{TB|SABF21}}
{{TBT|557}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Opposites A-Frack]]"}}
{{TB|SABF22}}
{{TBT|558}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simpsorama]]"}}
{{TB|SABF16}}
{{TBT|559}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Blazed and Confused]]"}}
{{TB|TABF01}}
{{TBT|560}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Covercraft]]"}}
{{TB|TABF02}}
{{TBT|561}}
{{TB|[[File:IWBHFC - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Reindeer Meat Does not taste like Chicken}}
{{TB|"[[I Won't Be Home for Christmas]]"}}
{{TB|TABF03}}
{{TBT|562}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Man Who Came to Be Dinner]]"}}
{{TB|RABF15}}
{{TBT|563}}
{{TB|[[File:BNF - Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snowmen don't have carrot penises}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's New Friend]]"}}
{{TB|TABF05}}
{{TBT|564}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Musk Who Fell to Earth]]"}}
{{TB|TABF04}}
{{TBT|565}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
{{TB|TABF06}}
{{TBT|566}}
{{TB|[[File:MFL - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Pixel art is not real art}}
{{TB|"[[My Fare Lady]]"}}
{{TB|TABF07}}
{{TBT|567}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Princess Guide]]"}}
{{TB|TABF08}}
{{TBT|568}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Sky Police]]"}}
{{TB|TABF09}}
{{TBT|569}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Waiting for Duffman]]"}}
{{TB|TABF10}}
{{TBT|570}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Peeping Mom]]"}}
{{TB|TABF11}}
{{TBT|571}}
{{TB|[[File:TKAAF - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Lisa]] writes:'''<br>I will not pay my sister to do my punishment.}}
{{TB|"[[The Kids Are All Fight]]"}}
{{TB|TABF12}}
{{TBT|572}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
{{TB|TABF13}}
{{TBT|573}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TB|"[[Bull-E]]"}}
{{TRsT|574|2}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Mathlete's Feat]]"|2}}
{{TRs|TABF16|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Mathlete's Feat promo 3.jpg|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''
I will not fight the future}}
}}

== [[Season 27]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|575}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
{{TB|TABF14}}
{{TBT|576}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Cue Detective]]"}}
{{TB|TABF17}}
{{TBT|577}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Puffless]]"}}
{{TB|TABF19}}
{{TBT|578}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Halloween of Horror]]"}}
{{TB|TABF22}}
{{TBT|579}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVI]]"}}
{{TB|TABF18}}
{{TBT|580}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Friend with Benefit]]"}}
{{TB|TABF21}}
{{TBT|581}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa with an "S"]]"}}
{{TB|TABF20}}
{{TBT|582}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[['Paths of Glory]]"}}
{{TB|VABF01}}
{{TBT|583}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Barthood]]"}}
{{TB|VABF02}}
{{TBT|584}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl Code]]"}}
{{TB|VABF03}}
{{TBT|585}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles]]"}}
{{TB|VABF04}}
{{TBT|586}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
{{TB|VABF05}}
{{TBT|587}}
{{TB|[[File:Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 - Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hershey kisses do not drop from Cupid's butt}}
{{TB|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
{{TB|VABF07}}
{{TBT|588}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gal of Constant Sorrow]]"}}
{{TB|VABF06}}
{{TBT|589}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Veterinarian]]"}}
{{TB|VABF08}}
{{TBT|590}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Marge-ian Chronicles]]"}}
{{TB|VABF09}}
{{TBT|591}}
{{TB|[[File:TBC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If [[Villanova]] doesn't win we lose everything}}
{{TB|"[[The Burns Cage]]"}}
{{TB|VABF10}}
{{TBT|592}}
{{TB|[[File:HLGHMB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Skinner]] writes:'''<br>Never lose a bet to Bart Simpson}}
{{TB|"[[How Lisa Got Her Marge Back]]"}}
{{TB|VABF11}}
{{TBT|593}}
{{TB|[[File:Fland Canyon chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dad swears he'll get his taxes in soon}}
{{TB|"[[Fland Canyon]]"}}
{{TB|VABF12}}
{{TBT|594}}
{{TB|[[File:TCourierWL chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Dirty clothes are not a Mother's Day gift}}
{{TB|"[[To Courier with Love]]"}}
{{TB|VABF14}}
{{TBT|595}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Simprovised]]"}}
{{TB|VABF13}}
{{TBT|596}}
{{TB|[[File:Orange Is the New Yellow Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Milhouse does not live below the puberty line}}
{{TB|"[[Orange Is the New Yellow]]"}}
{{TB|VABF15}}
}}

== [[Season 28]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|597}}
{{TB|[[File:MBFC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|This arm needs Tommy John surgery}}
{{TB|"[[Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus]]"}}
{{TB|VABF20}}
{{TBT|598}}
{{TB|[[File:FaF chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop losing 50% of my NFL lead-in}}
{{TB|"[[Friends and Family]]"}}
{{TB|VABF18}}
{{TBT|599}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Town]]"}}
{{TB|VABF17}}
{{TBT|600}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVII]]"}}
{{TB|VABF16}}
{{TBT|601}}
{{TB|[[File:TButC chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The first episode of the second 600}}
{{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}}
{{TB|VABF21}}
{{TBT|602}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[There Will Be Buds]]"}}
{{TB|VABF22}}
{{TBT|603}}
{{TB|[[File:HWW chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Being right sucks
''(This was the first episode to air after the 2016 presidential election, which [[Donald Trump]] won, a result predicted in "[[Bart to the Future]]")''}}
{{TB|"[[Havana Wild Weekend]]"}}
{{TB|VABF19}}
{{TBT|604}}
{{TB|[[File:DB chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will watch all 600 episodes without sleeping}}
{{TB|"[[Dad Behavior]]"}}
{{TB|WABF01}}
{{TBT|605}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Traction Hero]]"}}
{{TB|WABF03}}
{{TBT|606}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
{{TB|WABF02}}
{{TBT|607}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pork and Burns]]"}}
{{TB|WABF06}}
{{TBT|608<br>609}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Great Phatsby]]"}}
{{TB|WABF04<br>WABF05}}
{{TBT|610}}
{{TB|[[File:FTZ chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|If we're so good at predicting how come my dad bet on [[Atlanta]]}}
{{TB|"[[Fatzcarraldo]]"}}
{{TB|WABF07}}
{{TBT|611}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
{{TB|WABF08}}
{{TBT|612}}
{{TB|[[File:KKer chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We're the only house where the Christmas tree is still up}}
{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
{{TB|WABF09}}
{{TBT|613}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[22 for 30]]"}}
{{TB|WABF10}}
{{TRsT|614|3}}
{{TB|[[File:AFW chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Studying is not "appropriating nerd culture"}}
{{TRs|"[[A Father's Watch]]"|3}}
{{TRs|WABF11|3}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Lisa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Lisa):'''<br>Everybody's a winner}}
{{TBT|[[File:AFW chalkboard in-episode Bart.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Bart):'''<br>I did nothing wrong this week}}
{{TBT|615}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Caper Chase]]"}}
{{TB|WABF12}}
{{TRsT|616|2}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"|2}}
{{TRs|WABF13|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:LFMG chalkboard in-episode Grampa.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (Grampa):'''<br>I just wrote one and I'm already tired}}
{{TBT|617}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Moho House]]"}}
{{TB|WABF14}}
{{TBT|618}}
{{TB|[[File:DogT - chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Thank you for 28 great years... Taylor Swift}}
{{TB|"[[Dogtown]]"}}
{{TB|WABF15}}
}}

== [[Season 29]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|619}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Serfsons]]"}}
{{TB|WABF17}}
{{TBT|620}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Springfield Splendor]]"}}
{{TB|WABF22}}
{{TBT|621}}
{{TB|[[File:Whistler's Father Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|It's unfair to judge a [[Donald Trump|president]] on his first 300 days}}
{{TB|"[[Whistler's Father]]"}}
{{TB|WABF16}}
{{TBT|622}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXVIII]]"}}
{{TB|WABF18}}
{{TBT|623}}
{{TB|[[File:Grampy Can Ya Hear Me Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Hooligan is not a profession}}
{{TB|"[[Grampy Can Ya Hear Me]]"}}
{{TB|WABF19}}
{{TBT|624}}
{{TB|[[File:The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not ask my guidance counselor why he couldn't get a better job}}
{{TB|"[[The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be]]"}}
{{TB|WABF20}}
{{TBT|625}}
{{TB|[[File:Singin' in the Lane promo 3.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|We do not live in our own pee}}
{{TB|"[[Singin' in the Lane]]"}}
{{TB|WABF21}}
{{TBT|626}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mr. Lisa's Opus]]"}}
{{TB|XABF01}}
{{TBT|627}}
{{TB|[[File:Gone Boy Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Snow Angels are not frozen hobos}}
{{TB|"[[Gone Boy]]"}}
{{TB|XABF02}}
{{TBT|628}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"}}
{{TB|XABF03}}
{{TBT|629}}
{{TB|[[File:FrinkGetsTesty Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "Strangling is not an effective parenting tool"}}
{{TB|"[[Frink Gets Testy]]"}}
{{TB|XABF04}}
{{TBT|630}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer Is Where the Art Isn't]]"}}
{{TB|XABF05}}
{{TBT|631}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage]]"}}
{{TB|XABF06}}
{{TBT|632}}
{{TB|[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 1.png|300px]]<br>[[File:Fears of a Clown chalkboard 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Bart writes "This is the last episode", then flips over the blackboard, and "April Fool" is written on it.}}
{{TB|"[[Fears of a Clown]]"}}
{{TB|XABF08}}
{{TBT|633}}
{{TB|[[File:NGRGU Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|{{W2|April Showers|2009 film}} did not date the President}}
{{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}}
{{TB|XABF07}}
{{TBT|634}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[King Leer]]"}}
{{TB|XABF10}}
{{TBT|635}}
{{TB|[[File:XABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''[[Homer]] writes:''' "I will not bet with [[Bart]] on the {{W|Final four}}"}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets the Blues]]"}}
{{TB|XABF11}}
{{TBT|636}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Forgive and Regret]]"}}
{{TB|XABF09}}
{{TBT|637}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Left Behind]]"}}
{{TB|XABF12}}
{{TBT|638}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Throw Grampa from the Dane]]"}}
{{TB|XABF13}}
{{TBT|639}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Flanders' Ladder]]"}}
{{TB|XABF14}}
}}

== [[Season 30]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|640}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Not Dead]]"}}
{{TB|XABF19}}
{{TBT|641}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Heartbreak Hotel]]"}}
{{TB|XABF15}}
{{TBT|642}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Way or the Highway to Heaven]]"}}
{{TB|XABF17}}
{{TBT|643}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIX]]"}}
{{TB|XABF16}}
{{TBT|644}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Baby You Can't Drive My Car]]"}}
{{TB|XABF18}}
{{TRsT|645|2}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TRs|"[[From Russia Without Love]]"|2}}
{{TRs|XABF20|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:FRWL In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode (on the street):'''<br> I will not order pregnant rats}}
{{TBT|646}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Werking Mom]]"}}
{{TB|XABF21}}
{{TBT|647}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"{{ap|Krusty the Clown|episode}}"}}
{{TB|XABF22}}
{{TBT|648}}
{{TB|[[File:Daddicus Finch Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My pre-[[Christmas]] behavior really helps the coal industry}}
{{TB|"[[Daddicus Finch]]"}}
{{TB|YABF01}}
{{TBT|649}}
{{TB|[[File:'Tis the 30th Season Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|The fat man who works one night a year is my dad}}
{{TB|"[['Tis the 30th Season]]"}}
{{TB|YABF02}}
{{TBT|650}}
{{TB|[[File:Mad About the Toy Blackboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|My new year's resolution was to quit school}}
{{TB|"[[Mad About the Toy]]"}}
{{TB|YABF03}}
{{TBT|651}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Girl on the Bus]]"}}
{{TB|YABF04}}
{{TBT|652}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can]]"}}
{{TB|YABF06}}
{{TBT|653}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Clown Stays in the Picture]]"}}
{{TB|YABF05}}
{{TBT|654}}
{{TB|[[File:101 Mitigations Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Chili fries do not go in like a lamb and out like a lion}}
{{TB|"[[101 Mitigations]]"}}
{{TB|YABF07}}
{{TBT|655}}
{{TB|[[File:YABF08 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Bart draws a bracket tournament of his favorite person, with [[Krusty]] winning}}
{{TB|"[[I Want You (She's So Heavy)]]"}}
{{TB|YABF08}}
{{TBT|656}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[E My Sports]]"}}
{{TB|YABF09}}
{{TBT|657}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy]]"}}
{{TB|YABF10}}
{{TBT|658}}
{{TB|[[File:Girl's in the Band Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a grandmother}}
{{TB|"[[Girl's in the Band]]"}}
{{TB|YABF11}}
{{TBT|659}}
{{TB|[[File:I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not write "Audit please" on [[Homer]]'s tax return}}
{{TB|"[[I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh]]"}}
{{TB|YABF12}}
{{TBT|660}}
{{TB|[[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 1.png|300px]][[File:D'oh Canada Chalkboard gag 2.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Bart writes "Haw Haw!" on it, but then hits the blackboard, that turning around reveals Nelson attached to it with tape}}
{{TB|"[[D'oh Canada]]"}}
{{TB|YABF14}}
{{TBT|661}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Woo-Hoo Dunnit?]]"}}
{{TB|YABF15}}
{{TBT|662}}
{{TB|[[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]][[File:CBHP In-episode Chalkboard Gag (Marge).png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''In-episode:'''<br>I will not shirk my responsibilities (also written by [[Marge]])}}
{{TB|"[[Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion]]"}}
{{TB|YABF16}}
}}

== [[Season 31]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|663}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Winter of Our Monetized Content]]"}}
{{TB|YABF19}}
{{TBT|664}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Go Big or Go Homer]]"}}
{{TB|YABF21}}
{{TBT|665}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Fat Blue Line]]"}}
{{TB|YABF22}}
{{TBT|666}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXX]]"}}
{{TB|YABF18}}
{{TBT|667}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Gorillas on the Mast]]"}}
{{TB|YABF20}}
{{TBT|668}}
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Lumberjill Chalkboard Gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Daylight savings isn't something I can spend}}
{{TB|"[[Marge the Lumberjill]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF02}}
{{TBT|669}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Livin La Pura Vida]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF03}}
{{TBT|670}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thanksgiving of Horror]]"}}
{{TB|YABF17}}
{{TBT|671}}
{{TB|[[File:TTWHTFM Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Todd]] writes "Idle hands are the [[Devil]]'s tools" with two hands.}}
{{TB|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF04}}
{{TBT|672}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bobby, It's Cold Outside]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF01}}
{{TBT|673}}
{{TB|[[File:Hail to the Teeth chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|Teacher spent New Year's Eve at home by choice}}
{{TB|"[[Hail to the Teeth]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF05}}
{{TBT|674}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF06}}
{{TBT|675}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Frinkcoin]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF07}}
{{TBT|676}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Bad Guy]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF08}}
{{TBT|677}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Screenless]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF09}}
{{TBT|678}}
{{TB|[[File:ZABF11 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Lisa]] writes "Bart is at a Doctor's appointment"}}
{{TB|"[[Better Off Ned]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF11}}
{{TBT|679}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Highway to Well]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF10}}
{{TBT|680}}
{{TB|[[File:YABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|"School Online", written on the [[Springfield Elementary School|school]] blackboard}}
{{TB|"[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
{{TB|YABF13}}
{{TBT|681}}
{{TB|[[File:ZABf12 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|[[Homer]] writes "How did the boy get me to do this?" with [[Bart]] watching}}
{{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF12}}
{{TBT|682}}
{{TB|[[File:ZABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will stop reminding [[Seymour Skinner|the principal]] I have a later bedtime than he does}}
{{TB|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF13}}
{{TBT|683}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF14}}
{{TBT|684}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Way of the Dog]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF16}}
}}

== [[Season 32]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode|width=20%}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|685}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Undercover Burns]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF19}}
{{TBT|686}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[I, Carumbus]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF18}}
{{TBT|687}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Now Museum, Now You Don't]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF21}}
{{TBT|688}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXI]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF17}}
{{TBT|689}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The 7 Beer Itch]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF15}}
{{TBT|690}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Podcast News]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF22}}
{{TBT|691}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Three Dreams Denied]]"}}
{{TB|QABF02}}
{{TBT|692}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Road to Cincinnati]]"}}
{{TB|ZABF20}}
{{TBT|693}}
{{TB|[[File:Sorry Not Sorry chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not put laxatives in Santa's cookies}}
{{TB|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
{{TB|QABF01}}
{{TBT|694}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas]]"}}
{{TB|QABF03}}
{{TBT|695}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Dad-Feelings Limited]]"}}
{{TB|QABF04}}
{{TBT|696}}
{{TB|[[File:QABF05 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will never be a [[Edna Krabappel|teacher]]'s pet<br>(During the episode.)}}
{{TB|"[[Diary Queen]]"}}
{{TB|QABF05}}
{{TBT|697}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Wad Goals]]"}}
{{TB|QABF06}}
{{TBT|698}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Yokel Hero]]"}}
{{TB|QABF07}}
{{TBT|699}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Do PizzaBots Dream of Electric Guitars?]]"}}
{{TB|QABF08}}
{{TBT|700}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Manger Things]]"}}
{{TB|QABF09}}
{{TBT|701}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Uncut Femmes]]"}}
{{TB|QABF10}}
{{TBT|702}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Burger Kings]]"}}
{{TB|QABF11}}
{{TBT|703}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Panic on the Streets of Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|QABF12}}
{{TBT|704}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mother and Child Reunion]]"}}
{{TB|QABF14}}
{{TBT|705}}
{{TB|[[File:QABF13 chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take advantage of [[Milhouse]]<br>Written by Milhouse while [[Bart]] escapes through the window.<br>(During the episode, on [[Terrance]]'s evidence board.)}}
{{TB|"[[The Man from G.R.A.M.P.A.]]"}}
{{TB|QABF13}}
{{TBT|706}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Last Barfighter]]"}}
{{TB|QABF14}}
}}

== Season 33 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|707}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Star of the Backstage]]"}}
{{TB|QABF17}}
{{TBT|708}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's in Jail!]]"}}
{{TB|QABF18}}
{{TBT|709}}
{{TB|[[File:Treehouse of Horror XXXII Chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I hate rhyming couplets}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
{{TB|QABF16}}
{{TBT|710}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Wayz We Were]]"}}
{{TB|QABF19}}
{{TBT|711}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa's Belly]]"}}
{{TB|QABF20}}
{{TBT|712}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 1)]]"}}
{{TB|QABF21}}
{{TBT|713}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Serious Flanders (Part 2)]]"}}
{{TB|QABF22}}
{{TBT|714}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Portrait of a Lackey on Fire]]"}}
{{TB|UABF01}}
{{TBT|715}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Mothers and Other Strangers]]"}}
{{TB|UABF02}}
{{TBT|716}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Made Maggie]]"}}
{{TB|UABF03}}
{{TBT|717}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Longest Marge]]"}}
{{TB|UABF05}}
{{TBT|718}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pixelated and Afraid]]"}}
{{TB|UABF04}}
{{TBT|719}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Boyz N the Highlands]]"}}
{{TB|UABF06}}
{{TBT|720}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!]]"}}
{{TB|UABF07}}
{{TBT|721}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart the Cool Kid]]"}}
{{TB|UABF08}}
{{TBT|722}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pretty Whittle Liar]]"}}
{{TB|UABF09}}
{{TBT|723}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Sound of Bleeding Gums]]"}}
{{TB|UABF10}}
{{TBT|724}}
{{TB|[[File:My Octopus and a Teacher chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:'''<br>I will not express my feelings through chaos}}
{{TB|"[[My Octopus and a Teacher]]"}}
{{TB|UABF11}}
{{TBT|725}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Girls Just Shauna Have Fun]]"}}
{{TB|UABF12}}
{{TBT|726}}
{{TB|[[File:Marge the Meanie chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the end credits:'''<br>I will not violate the law of entropy}}
{{TB|"[[Marge the Meanie]]"}}
{{TB|UABF15}}
{{TBT|727}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Meat Is Murder]]"}}
{{TB|UABF13}}
{{TBT|728}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|UABF14}}
{{TB|"[[Poorhouse Rock]]"}}
}}

== Season 34 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|729}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Habeas Tortoise]]"}}
{{TB|UABF16}}
{{TBT|730}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[One Angry Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|UABF19}}
{{TBT|731}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa the Boy Scout]]"}}
{{TB|UABF21}}
{{TBT|732}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The King of Nice]]"}}
{{TB|UABF20}}
{{TBT|733}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Not It]]"}}
{{TB|UABF17}}
{{TBT|734}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIII]]"}}
{{TB|UABF18}}
{{TBT|735}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[From Beer to Paternity]]"}}
{{TB|OABF01}}
{{TBT|736}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Step Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
{{TB|UABF22}}
{{TBT|737}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[When Nelson Met Lisa]]"}}
{{TB|OABF02}}
{{TBT|738}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Game Done Changed]]"}}
{{TB|OABF03}}
{{TBT|739}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Top Goon]]"}}
{{TB|OABF04}}
{{TBT|740}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[My Life as a Vlog]]"}}
{{TB|OABF05}}
{{TBT|741}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Many Saints of Springfield]]"}}
{{TB|OABF06}}
{{TBT|742}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Carl Carlson Rides Again]]"}}
{{TB|OABF07}}
{{TBT|743}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bartless]]"}}
{{TB|OABF08}}
{{TBT|744}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Hostile Kirk Place]]"}}
{{TB|OABF09}}
{{TBT|745}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Pin Gal]]"}}
{{TB|OABF10}}
{{TBT|746}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Fan-ily Feud]]"}}
{{TB|OABF11}}
{{TBT|747}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Write Off This Episode]]"}}
{{TB|OABF12}}
{{TBT|748}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Very Hungry Caterpillars]]"}}
{{TB|OABF14}}
{{TBT|749}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Clown V. Board of Education]]"}}
{{TB|OABF15}}
{{TBT|750}}
{{TB|[[File:OABF13 chalkboard gag.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not try to cram 750 characters into the opening credits...}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass]]"}}
{{TB|OABF13}}
}}

== Season 35 ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Image}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Episode}}
{{TH|Code}}
{{TBT|751}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Homer's Crossing]]"}}
{{TB|OABF18}}
{{TBT|752}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream]]"}}
{{TB|OABF16}}
{{TBT|753}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[McMansion & Wife]]"}}
{{TB|OABF20}}
{{TBT|754}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story]]"}}
{{TB|OABF21}}
{{TBT|755}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXIV]]"}}
{{TB|OABF17}}
{{TBT|756}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Iron Marge]]"}}
{{TB|OABF22}}
{{TBT|757}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[It's a Blunderful Life]]"}}
{{TB|OABF19}}
{{TBT|758}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Ae Bonny Romance]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF02}}
{{TBT|759}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Murder, She Boat]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF04}}
{{TBT|760}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Do the Wrong Thing]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF01}}
{{TBT|761}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Frinkenstein's Monster]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF03}}
{{TBT|762}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Lisa Gets an F1]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF05}}
{{TBT|763}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Clan of the Cave Mom]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF06}}
{{TBT|764}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Night of the Living Wage]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF07}}
{{TBT|765}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Cremains of the Day]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF09}}
{{TBT|766}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Tell-Tale Pants]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF10}}
{{TBT|767}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[The Tipping Point]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF11}}
{{TBT|768}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|''No Gag''}}
{{TB|"[[Bart's Brain]]"}}
{{TB|35ABF12}}
}}

== [[List of specials|Specials]] ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Airdate|width=150px}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Special|width=300px}}
{{TBT|September 28, 2014}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Guy Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|'''During the episode:''' I will not think about Bart anymore (written by [[Stewie Griffin]])}}
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Guy]]"}}
{{TBT|October 13, 2016}}
{{TB|[[File:JKL - Chalkboard.png|300px]]}}
{{TB|I will not make celebrities read mean tweets}}
{{TB|''[[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]]''}}
{{TBT|April 22, 2022}}
{{TB|[[File:No image.png|150px]]}}
{{TB|'''In the credits:''' I will learn to prank my sister (written by {{ap|Finneas O'Connell|character}})}}
{{TB|"[[When Billie Met Lisa]]"}}
}}

== Comics ==
=== ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|April 4, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:Simpsonsillustrated1.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not read this magazine in class}}
{{TB|N/A (front cover)}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|Summer 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:Dial "M" for Moe chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will never get anywhere by drawing crude cartoons}}
{{TB|[[Dial "M" for Moe]]}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|Winter 1992}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Return to Slander Chalkboard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|The armpit is not a musical instrument}}
{{TB|''[[Return to Slander]]''}}
}}

=== ''[[Simpsons Comics]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|November 1993}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|I will not exaggerate my father's weight problem}}
{{TB|''[[The Amazing Colossal Homer]]''}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|March 1994}}
{{TB|[[File:The Perplexing Puzzle of Springfield Puma.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not run amok while Principal Skinner is away}}
{{TB|''[[The Perplexing Puzzle of the Springfield Puma]]''}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|September 1995}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|'''A soldier of Skinner writes'''<br>I will not practice Communist idealogy}}
{{TB|''[[White-Knuckled War Stories: Spare the Rod, Spoil the Grunt!]]''}}
{{TBT|75}}
{{TB|October 2002}}
{{TB|[[File:...The Permanent Record Room chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not blame cause and effect for my juvenile delinquency}}
{{TB|''[[...The Permanent Record Room!]]''}}
{{TRsT|123|2}}
{{TRs|October 2006|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 1chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not watch TV in class}}
{{TRs|''[[Bobbing for Vengeance]]''|2}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bobbing For Vengeance 2 chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not {{color|FF0000|survive the school year}}}}
}}

=== {{BSC}} ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Comic story|width=300px}}
{{TBT|28}}
{{TB|February 2006}}
{{TB|[[File:Lisa the Vampire Croaker Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|Wienerful is not a real word}}
{{TB|''[[Lisa the Vampire Croaker]]''}}
{{TBT|99}}
{{TB|November 2015}}
{{TB|[[File:Back Words Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Do Better Tomorrow}}
{{TB|''[[Back Words]]''}}
}}

== Books ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Books|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|July 31, 1991}}
{{TB|[[File:The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book Chalkboard.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not juggle food in the cafeteria}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Magic Paint and Colour Book ‎]]''}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|June 12, 2007}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Blackboard Postcard.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Snail mail is not dead}}
{{TB|''[[Greetings from the Simpsons (2007)]]''}}
}}

== Products ==
{{Table|
{{TH|#|width=20px}}
{{TH|Release date|width=110px}}
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag|width=300px}}
{{TH|Product|width=300px}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|}}
{{TB|[[File:Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Underwear should be worn on the inside<br>Mud is not one of the four food groups<br>I will not eat things for money<br>Funny noises are not funny<br>I will not sell school property<br>I will not charge admission to the bathroom}}
{{TB|Bart Simpson Talking Alarm Clock}}
}}

== Adverts ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Advert}}
{{TBT|[[File:400th episode ad chalkboard gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not take part in shameless commercial promotion.}}
{{TB|Sky 1 400th episode ad}}
}}

== Calendar ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:1992 Calendar chalkboard gag.png|250px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TB|[[The Simpsons 1992 Fun Calendar]], recycled from "[[Principal Charming]]"}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not tell a lie}}
{{TB|[[The Simpsons 1994 Fun Calendar]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons 2010 Mini Calendar Gag.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will be a better principal and son}}
{{TB|Written by [[Principal Skinner]] in [[The Simpsons Calendar 2010]]}}
{{TBT|[[File:The Simpsons Personalized Calendar Gag.png|200px]]}}
{{TB|''Name here'' is not wasting the watching prime-time animated cartoons}}
{{TB|Name here is a name that is personalized for the calendar}}
}}

== Trading cards ==
=== ''[[The Simpsons Topps]]'' ===
{{Table|
{{TH|#}}
{{TH|Picture}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TBT|1}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 01.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Biting is unsanitary and rude}}
{{TBT|2}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 02.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not belch the national anthem}}
{{TBT|3}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 03.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not encourage others to fly}}
{{TBT|4}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 04.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Giving people wedgies is not clever}}
{{TBT|5}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 05.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do anything bad ever again}}
{{TBT|6}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 06.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not drive the principal's car}}
{{TBT|7}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 07.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will spend my time productively}}
{{TBT|8}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 08.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TBT|9}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 09.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not lie, cheat, or spit}}
{{TBT|10}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 10.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom}}
{{TBT|11}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 11.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not add to our nation's problems}}
{{TBT|12}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 12.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Krusty the Clown is not God}}
{{TBT|13}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 13.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Hamsters do not eat onion rings}}
{{TBT|14}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 14.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not trade pants with others}}
{{TBT|15}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 15.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not do that thing with my tongue}}
{{TBT|16}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 16.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not undermine traditional American values}}
{{TBT|17}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 17.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|Cursing is a crutch}}
{{TBT|18}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 18.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TBT|19}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 19.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment}}
{{TBT|20}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 20.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not sell school property}}
{{TBT|21}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 21.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not get very far with this attitude}}
{{TBT|22}}
{{TB|[[File:Topps Chalkboard 22.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I will not overestimate my own popularity}}
}}

== Video games/Applications ==
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Video game/Application}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 1.png]]}}
{{TB|I am not a 32 year old woman}}
{{TRs|''[[The Simpsons: Bart's House of Weirdness]]''|4}}
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Dead Putting Society".}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 2.png]]}}
{{TB|I will not call my teacher hot cakes}}
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Night Out".}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 3.png]]}}
{{TB|I will not skateboard in the halls}}
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Homer's Odyssey".}}
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's House of Weirdness chalkboard 4.png]]}}
{{TB|Tar is not a plaything}}
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Simpson and Delilah".}}
{{TBT|}}
{{TB|I will not burp in class.}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Screen Saver]]''}}
{{TB|At one point, the gag is written "I will not burp u", before the "u" is rubbed out and replaced with "i".<br>Reused from the episode "There's No Disgrace Like Home".}}
{{TBT|[[File:Simpsons Road Rage chalkboard.png|320px]]}}
{{TB|This is not a clue... or is it?}}
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons Road Rage]]''}}
{{TB|Reused from the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)".}}
}}

== Other ==
=== Table Reading Room ===
{{Table|
{{TH|Picture|width=200px}}
{{TH|Gag}}
{{TH|Note}}
{{TBT|[[File:I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads.jpg|200px]]}}
{{TB|I Will Turn off my Cell Phone at Table Reads}}
{{TB|It is located outside the room where the table reads for the series are done.}}
}}

{{Visual gags}}

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