Kwik-E-Marté: A Healthy Convenience Boutique/Quotes
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- Homer: Apu, gimme the usual!
- Apu: I am regretting to inform you that we no longer carry those fudge-dipped pizza pockets you enjoy so much, sir.
- Homer: That's okay, just give me a large coffee and a donut. And don't skimp on the sprinkles!
- Apu: Oh, no, Mr. Homer! I am afraid we are now a health-food store. The profit margin is astounding, like you would not believe! A lot of these herbs are just things that were growing in the alley behind the dumpster!
- Homer: But...but I can't survive on the five to seven meals Marge cooks for me daily! I need my various impulse food items! Where am I supposed to get cream filling...at the car wash?
- Apu: Do not panic. I am certain that you will find our new selection as delightful as these aging flower children do. Here, try this bran muffin. It has nearly fifty times the recommended daily allowance of wood and pulp fiber!
- Homer: Aghh! Horrible...pain! Colon...clenching agony...unbearable!
- Apu: Oh, please. You did not even take a bite yet!
