The Super-Stretch Waistband

"The Super-Stretch Waistband"

Song Information Characters: Bart Simpson Appearance(s): Mutant Melodies

"The Super-Stretch Waistband" is a song by Bart Simpson.

Lyrics

Oh, say, can you see,

through the trees over there,

what so proudly we pulled

up the flagpole last Friday,

from the locker room grabbed,

leaving someone's butt bare,

when we fed the flag rope

through the brand name tag sideways?

Up there blowing around,

a stretch waistband its crown,

you would think that by now,

they'd have taken it down.

Oh, say, does that underwear

still flap in the breeze,

o'er the classrooms, the schoolyard,

the parking lot and the trees?!

Behind the Laughter

The song is to the tune of "The Star-Spangled Banner".

Appearances

• Comic story – Mutant Melodies