The Haw-Hawed Couple/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes
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Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!

Homer: They killed Greystash!
Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! [throws the book at Homer]

[Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.]
Nelson Muntz: Ha-ha! I touched your heart!

Milhouse Van Houten: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
Bart: What can you do about it? [Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon] Hey!
Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!

Homer: [tucking Lisa into bed] Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!

Bart: Where is Nelson?
Principal Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
Bart: What?!
Principal Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.

Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! [sobs]

Martin Prince: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
Bart: Well said!
[After Martin's line, a title appears: fag•got (fag'• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks]]

Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer • Jazzy and the Pussycats • Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em • Treehouse of Horror XVII • G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) • Moe'N'a Lisa • Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) • The Haw-Hawed Couple • Kill Gil, Volumes I & II • The Wife Aquatic • Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times • Little Big Girl • Springfield Up • Yokel Chords • Rome-Old and Juli-Eh • Homerazzi • Marge Gamer • The Boys of Bummer • Crook and Ladder • Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! • 24 Minutes • You Kent Always Say What You Want