The 12 Days of Xmas

"The 12 Days of Xmas"

Song Information Characters: Bart Simpson Appearance(s): Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

"The 12 Days of Xmas" is a song.

Lyrics

On the 1st day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me some bongos with a Goatee.

On the 2nd day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 3rd day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 4th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 5th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 6th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 7th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 8th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 9th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 10th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me ten cobras spitting, nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 11th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me eleven zombies lurching, ten cobras spitting, nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

On the 12th day of Xmas this cool guy gave to me twelve million dollars, eleven zombies lurching, ten cobras spitting, nine toads a-leaping, eight jumbo squishees, seven bootleg T-shirts, six cosmic death rays, five rude tattoos, four Krusty dolls, three skateboards, two monster trucks and some bongos with a goatee.

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of the "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

Appearances

• Book – Bart Simpson's Guide to Life