


Tell-Tale Bart/Quotes
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- Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
- Bart: Ahhh... it's stuck!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Your eye?
- Bart: That too!
- Milhouse: I better get you to the nurse.
- Nelson: Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?
- Bart: G-got you.
- Principal Skinner: Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!
- Bart: Bottom? Behind? Ouch!
- Principal Skinner: Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...
- Bart: Well...
- Principal Skinner: Give me a name!
- Bart: It was... [GULP]
- Principal Skinner: Now see here, Simpson... out with it. I want an answer now!
- Bart: I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.
- Principal Skinner: Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.
- Bart: You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...
- Homer: Nooo! Nevermore! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]
- Homer: So, who the hell did this yo you?
- Bart: It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.
- Homer: Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...
- Homer: Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!
- Bart: [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?