Picture Day/Quotes

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Jimbo Jones: Does this toothpick make me look tough?

Barney Gumble: Yeah, kinda. Does this eye patch make me look tough?

Jimbo: Nah. Try covering your other eye.

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Bart: Monsieur Meal-house, I zee great Jean-Bart hairstyleast to zee stars, will give you zee par-fect American haircut.

Milhouse Van Houten: No way, Bart. You have trouble cutting a sandwich in half.

Bart: What could I possible do that would make that worse?

Milhouse: Uhhh Bart, I don't...

Bart: Sit back and prepare to be dazzled.

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Barney: Hey, mom! My school pictures are here.

Luann Van Houten: [Sigh] You'd better have a clean face this time!

Milhouse: I promise ther'es nothing on my face. I made sure.

Luann: [GASP] Oh, Milhouse

Milhouse: We be jammin' mom.