Original Comic Strip Art for Sale!/Quotes
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- Bart: Hey, man, what kind of "original comic strip art" you got?
- Comic Book Guy: I have recently procured a collection that once belonged to the widow of the original colorist of "Moon Mullins."
- Milhouse Van Houten: Do you have the strip where Marmaduke was put down?
- Comic Book Guy: I do not. And if I did, it would be behind non-reflective, UV-protected Plexiglass next to my autographed self-portrait of Raymond Burr, TV's "Ironside."
- Bart: Well, what do you have?
- Comic Book Guy: Consider if you will the notorious "Alley Oop/B.C." crossover which allegedly led to a mass newspaper boycott by paleontologists nationwide. Offered for a mere $4,000. And here is a true rarity. A "Cathy" strip which adult men actually find funny. Heh, heh. $7,500.
- Bart: What can we get for ten bucks?
- Comic Book Guy: Thrown out of my store!