Level 3 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes
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- Lisa: I need to find my stupid brother. Have you seen him?
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. Can't talk now. I must get the last copy of the new Itchy & Scratchy Adventures Comic. It's the controversial issue in which they finally kiss. Assist me and I will aid you with your dilemma.
- Lisa: Now can you tell me if you've seen my pointy-haired nuisance?
- Comic Book Guy: Silence. I must get this comic into a mylar bag before it deteriorates into near-mint condition, heaven forbid.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Hi Lisa! My, your hair looks pointy today.
- Lisa: Milhouse, have you seen Bart or not?
- Milhouse: So Lisa, do you have a date for the harvest dance?
- Lisa: This is not a good time.
- Milhouse: It's never a good time!
- Apu: Oh, this is terrible. A very bad man is delivering roadkill to all the Krusty Burgers. Which are cheaper than my Kwik-E-Dogs.
- Apu: Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.
- Lisa: That was pretty cool. But Bart's still missing and I'm no closer to finding him.
- Apu: perhaps you should consult Professor Frink at the Observatory. He seems to know everything. Except why I ever came to this jerk water berg.
- Lisa: Grampa, can you help me find Bart? He's missing.
- Grampa: Maybe I'm just a senile old man, but Bart's lucky red hat fell out of that black car.
- Lisa: Wow, Grampa. What a great clue. You showed why senior citizens are valuable members of the community.
- Grampa: I think my baby teeth are growing back. That's why I had to punch that nurse.
- Lisa: Excuse me, Chief Wiggum? Can you help? I've got to find my brother.
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, sorry, little girl. I'm busy collecting evidence on Jailbird. We're busting him on the three strikes law.
- Lisa: How many strikes do you have so far?
- Chief Wiggum: Ah, no strikes. But that's only because I'm a very, very bad cop.
- Lisa: Oh god, I destroyed the limo! And killed Bart!
- Captain McCallister: Hahahahar. No murderer, ye be. He wasn't in the limo. He got out and he boarded that ship.
- Lisa: Can you take me there?
- Captain McCallister: Nar. I hate the sea.
- Agnes Skinner: You have the small hands of a chimp.
- Principal Skinner: Yes, mother.
- Lisa: Uh, Dr. Nick, I'm here to pick up Principal Skinner's personal items.
- Dr. Nick: Hi, little girl. Aw, you're so cute. Here is the principal's anti-fungal cream.
- Lisa: Ew.
