Level 2 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes
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- Bart: I gotta get the new Bonestorm or I'll be as uncool as Milhouse.
- Milhouse Van Houten: I'm standing right here, Bart.
- Bart: Hey, hey, that's great.
- Principal Skinner: I'll get you, Bart. Just like I got Charlie in 'Nam.
- Bart: 'Fraid not.
- Principal Skinner: Afraid so.
- Bart: 'Fraid not.
- Principal Skinner: Afraid so. Now damn your lighting-fast wit.
- Bart: Smell you later, stinky gator.
- Bart: When will they learn? Video games don't kill people, they just kill their minds.
- Bart: How am I gonna get that new game?
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Who cares? Video games are so late '90s. Illegal fireworks are all the rage now. Better make it snappy though if you want to be part of this trend.
- Bart: Hey, Jabba the Fat, do you know where I can get a copy of Bonestorm II?
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, I have no time to converse with you. I must be the first to register my disgust on the Internet regarding the new McBain film. The action was dismal, and the nudity was frustratingly fleeting.
- Bart: Quick, to the Fatmobile!
- Comic Book Guy: Yes, I suppose. But must we call it that?
- Bart: Oh, cool. Real violence is way better than TV violence. It's like a level boss come to life.
- Bart: Hey, Snake, what's up?
- Snake Jailbird: Um, do I know you, little dude?
- Bart: I need that radio you "borrowed".
- Snake: No way, little dude. This radio is going to help me score beaucoup de chicks.
- Bart: Krusty Burgers are made of roadkill? That explains the tire tracks.
- Dr. Nick: Welcome home, daddy's little angels. Now, to put electrodes in your brains.
- Bart: Wow, Truckasaurus is some kind of truck/dinosaur. I never would have guessed!
- Ralph Wiggum: Hi Mr. Lisa. If you win, the man ladies will give you a car.
- Bart: I need your truck, Homer.
- Homer: Why should I give you that?
- Bart: Because I love you.
- Homer: Hahaha. Pay up, sucker.
- Bart: You're charging your own son?
- Homer: Yeah, I guess I am.
- Bart: I need your car from the war.
- Grampa: The war? What, is the Kaiser at it again? I'll teach him. He stole my best girl and my best box of salt water taffy.
- Bart: Grampa, you're not making any sense.
- Grampa: I'm tried 'cuz I let Jasper borrow my blood. I didn't think I'd need it. Ohhhh.
