Krusty the Kent/Quotes
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- Kent Brockman: This just in: up yours, buddy!
- Krusty the Clown: ...and that, kids, is why you should never try to neuter your pets with the good silverware...
- Sideshow Mel: Krusty! It appears that local anchorman Kent Brockman has been detained in traffic!
- Krusty: Hot diggety! I been waiting for that shmoe to screw up!
- Krusty: Hey, hey. This is Krusty the Clown, filling in for Kent Brockman... And now, the news. Springfield residents should be on the alert for sudden and tragic tornadoes during the next week. Huh. Tornado season? That really blows! Get it? This is all improvised, by the way!
- Krusty: Come on, people! Give me something to work with here! Is this mic on? Helllllo! Clown at work! Some laughs would be nice! Is this an audience or a funeral?
- Sideshow Mel: Krusty! Scott Hamilton has sprained his ankle and won't be able to perform "Hamlet on Ice" this evening!
- Krusty: Holy cannoli! I've been waiting for that stumblebum to screw up!
