Krusty's Top 40

Krusty's Top 40 is a list over the top forty at Krusty from The Krusty Book.

Top 40

1. My beautiful little daughter Sophie.
2. German engineered clown cars.
3. KrustyCon.
4. Extra-floppy shoes.
5. Banana peels. (Cheap, plentiful... always gets a laugh.)
6. Wetting by beack.
7. The rich cultural and religious heritage that is, whatchamacallit... Judaism.
8. The week John and Yoko cohosted my show.
9. The greatest chimp sidekick of them all, J. Fred Muggs.
10. Kablingy.
11. The smell of the greasepaint.
12. The roar of the crowd.
13. A greit keister.
14. Tomfoolery.
15. Rigmarole.
16. Hijinks.
17. Johnnie Walker and his seafaring Captain Morgan.
18. Residual checks.
19. Tax shelters.
20. Calliope Rock.
21. Kickbacks.
22. The Borscht Belt.
23. Condor eggs omeletts.
24. Ten sweet little words: "We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor."
25. Cap'n Krusty Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™
26. The sweet taste of a danish stolen from Kent Brockman.
27. A cigarette lit with a hundred dollar bill.
28. The Ed Ames "hatchet in the crotch" clip from "The Tonight Show."
29. Loopholes.
30. The drunken genius of Foster Brooks.
31. Dean Martin, the world's greatest straight man.
32. Jerry Lewis (with or without Dean Martin).
33. The gentle hum of my pacemaker.
34. Beating the odds.
35. Matt Groening's "Life in Hell" (Funny, funny strip. Man, I bet that guy's great to work for).
36. Gazongas.
37. Bumblebee Man's annual Cinco de Mayo party.
38. Any of America's beautiful parks. (Santa Anita is my favorite.)
39. The secret language of Pig Latin.
40. My dear old Papa.

Appearances

• Book – The Krusty Book