| Into Harm's Way
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Into Harm's Way is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the State of Despair content update. It requires the Juvenile Courthouse to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After building the Juvenile Courthouse
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All rise for the honorable Judge Constance Harm!
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Rise higher! Use the provided step stools! Yes, that's the stuff. You may now be seated.
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Before we begin adjudication, Defendant, is there anything you would like to say to the court?
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*suck suck*
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Order! Order in the court! Do you have a reply, Plaintiff?
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*ominous glare*
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Bailiff, I know toddlers are fully capable of representing themselves in court. But babies?
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Court orders. You're too harsh on adults and too mean for children. We are hoping Baby Court will be just right for you.
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| Task: "Make Judge Harm Sternly Contemplate Babies". The job takes place at the Juvenile Courthouse and takes 60 minutes.
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Sorry, I don't have baby fever. Just dengue, yellow, and cat-scratch.
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*suck suck*
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Dancing baby? Nah, still feel nothing.
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*ominous glare*
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Now there's a baby after my own withered heart. Let's hear your case, Plaintiff.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Judge Constance Harm's exclamation mark
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Where are the babies' lawyers? There should be one behind each snack table.
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Maggie! There you are. How did you get yourself arrested?
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Aw, baby court. This brings back memories.
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You two tiny adults. You will be these itsy-bitsy adults' lawyers. I hope for their sake you've passed the bar.
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I've snuck into a bar. Does that count?
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| Task: "Make Judge Harm Assign Lawyers to the Case". The job takes place at the Juvenile Courthouse and takes 4 hours.
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Children, I've written down everything you need to know about being a lawyer on this card.
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It just says – "Settle." Hmm...
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I can tell that you have the moral compass of a defense attorney. You shall defend Maggie.
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Now you, sir, how do you feel about recklessly wielding your disproportionate amount of power and determining people's fates on a whim?
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Sounds like my dream job!
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Prosecutor it is! You're hired!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Judge Constance Harm's exclamation mark
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What are these babies' crimes? Except the obvious ones of being on an airplane or eating in public.
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I saw these two babies fighting over a lollipop. I turned my head for one moment and then poof the candy was gone and Baby Gerald was crying.
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That's proof enough for me. Guilty!
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Objection your honor!
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But I already banged my gavel! It's the second best part of my job, after Meatball Mondays.
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My client has the right to plead her case! And to change her diaper.
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Fine. Bailiff, assist in changing the defendant's diaper. I'd help, but I've got important work to do.
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| Task: "Make Judge Harm Sharpen Pencils". The job takes place at the Juvenile Courthouse and takes 8 hours.
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Alright Maggie, if that's your real name, let's hear your side of the crime.
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*suck suck*
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My client says that while she was in the park, both she and Baby Gerald found an unattended lollipop, which they then fought over.
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*ominous glare*
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Objection! My client says that he saw the lollipop first. It's a classic finders keepers scenario.
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*suck suck*
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Everyone knows that finders keepers is predicated on touch, not sight. Maggie touched the lolly first. She is the finder, ergo the keeper.
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This would make some riveting daytime TV. But what happened to the lollipop?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Judge Constance Harm's exclamation mark
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Unless we produce this contested property, I can't make my ruling.
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Wait a minute! I've got it! Babies stick out your tongues.
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Drat. They're just tongue color.
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*suck suck*
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Oh! Maggie says Mr. Burns was in the park. Maybe he saw who stole the lollipop!
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It's subpoena time!
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Wow, the court lets you have balloons and sparklers?
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I have to pay for it out of pocket, but it's worth it!
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| Task: "Make Judge Harm Hand Out Subpoenas". The job takes 12 hours.
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I call to the stand Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns, who stole the lollipop in the park?
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Oh, candy gets stolen from a baby and now everyone looks toward the town's only known baby candy thief. Is there no justice?
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Permission to treat this witness as hostile?
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Granted.
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Show us the lolly, you old dirt bag! Or Bobo gets it.
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Nooo! It wasn't me. I swear. I was at a benefit to save the ocean from the whales.
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Mr. Burns, I've just been informed that you have threatened to start a lengthy and expensive judicial impeachment campaign. Unrelated, you are free to go.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Judge Constance Harm's exclamation mark
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I guess we're back to that classic conundrum: who's the guiltier baby?
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Not so fast, your honor. There was one more person in that park that day.
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Is Bart figuring out something before me?
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There was also--
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I confess, I stole the lollypop from the babies. I wanted to feel like a big man but now I want MY mommy. *dramatically weeps into a soggy handkerchief*
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Aw, you ruined my dramatic reveal.
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Another inside job, another case closed. Maybe I should do a better job vetting my employees...
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But I must say, I've grown fond of these babies. Maybe one day I'll become an aunt and occasionally send age-inappropriate gifts to my niece. But today, I will keep my kindness to the sentencing.
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| Task: "Make Judge Harm Pass a Lenient Sentence". The job takes place at the Juvenile Courthouse and takes 24 hours.
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In the case of Maggie Simpson vs. Baby Gerald, I find the Bailiff guilty of willful candy theft.
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I hearby sentence you community service: free babysitting to all who need it. Including these two – where are their parents?
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Judge Constance Harm, may I call you Constance?
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No.
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I like your style. Bitter on the outside, but also bitter on the inside. Like a solid 90% dark chocolate bar. Are you interested in a promotion?
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Finally, yes!
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I'm moving you to Critter Court. The only all-animal court this side of the Mississippi. Whichever side that might be.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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