Homer's Guide to the Beach!/Quotes
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- Homer: [narrating] There's only one problem with taking your family to the beach... your family has to come along. When you get to the beach, you need to pick a good spot fast before they're all gone. Remember, we share the beach with nature, so it's our job to keep the beach clean... But nature should do its part, too.
- Homer: [narrating] Making a sand castle is hard, but making a trash castle is easy and saves you a trip to the trashcan.
- Bart: Ow! Dad, this castle is full of needles!
- Lisa: And medical waste!
- Homer: We're recycling.
- Homer: [narrating] Remember, if you get tired of swimming, just call a lifeguard. They have to pull you out. It's their job.
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Sir? Are you pant really drowning?
- Homer: My towel's over there.
- Homer: [narrating] And, if you get chased off the beach because you annoyed people and broke some laws, don't worry. There are thousands of miles of other beaches in the United States where nobody's ever heard of you! Heh-heh!
