Give a Hoot, Stay in School!/Quotes

Quotes

Krusty: ...So, you say you helped me with my big comeback, and you reunited me with my father, and you were my assistant? Sorry, kid. You ain't ringing no cow bells.

Bart: It doesn't matter, Krusty. I came today because I'm looking to do more with my class clowning. You know, really push the envelope...? So, when did you first realize that you had a bright future in making other people look stupid?

Krusty: Well...first, you gotta ignore all that gunkus my ghost writers put in the book...that stuff's all just made up! Here's what really happened...!

Herschel: Here's a shiny apple for you, Mrs. Skinner. I picked it myself!

Agnes Skinner: Why, thank you, Herschel. You're always so thoughtful!

Krusty: See, back then, I wasn't as side-splittingly hilarious as I am now! In fact, I was a perfect little angel!

Herschel: I also finished this little project for extra credit. I hope that's no inconvenience to you!

Mrs. Skinner: Why, Herschel, you're my very best student! Now take your seat, please...

Krusty: [narrating] You get the picture--I was a sucker! Little did I know that destiny was about to open the door...

Mrs. Skinner: And now, I have a little surprise: a new student will be joining our class... ...and his name is Ned Flanders!

Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, square-a-reenos!

Mrs. Skinner: Ned Flanders! Did you just make that obscene noise?!?!

Ned: Quick! Hide this!

Herschel: Wha...?

Ned: Peeeeeeeew, Mrs. Skinner! You musta had beans for breakfast!

Mrs. Skinner: That's my last warning, Ned. You try one more funny stunt in my classroom, and I'll make sure you're expelled for good!

Ned: Surf's up, everyone!

Mrs. Skinner: Eh...?

Ned: Look out! There's a crazy ol' grey-haired shark in the water!

Girl: We love you, Ned!

Mrs. Skinner: Oh, my lord!

Krusty: [narrating] The kids all looked so sad...they barely knew Ned, but they already missed him so much!

Mrs. Skinner: ...And let this be a lesson for you all: school is no place for fun! I'll tolerate no laughter in my classroom. Understood?

Mrs. Skinner: I don't believe it! Herschel, how could you? Answer me, young man! Herschel, are you listening to me?!?

Girl: Stinky Mrs. Skinner!

Herschel: No. Not Herschel anymore. Call me... ...Krusty!!! Hey, hey, kids! Hahahaha!

Mrs. Skinner: [GASP!]