| Casinofellas
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Casinofellas is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 58 content update. It requires Johnny Tightlips to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After obtaining Johnny Tightlips
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Johnny, you've been doing such a good job for us, I'm promoting you at the casino.
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Wow, this is every mafia guy's dream! Thanks Boss! I'll start by doing a check on the slot machines.
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Whoa, hold on. You're not running the CASINO casino.
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Then what am I running?
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The online casino. I'm putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division.
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Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Learn how to Use a Computer". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Run the Online Casino". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Gamble Online" (x10). The jobs take place at the Java Server and take 12 hours.
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Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it's all thanks to you, Johnny.
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My pleasure, boss.
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I'm not complimenting you. I'm complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up... unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Johnny Tightlips's exclamation mark
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You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak.
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I'm good at counting cards. And there's no rule against counting cards in online poker!
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Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five.
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We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary.
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You wouldn't be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you?
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Of course not! I'm back in school to complete my degree!
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I see. Then allow me to "teach you a lesson."
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Beat Up Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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I'd like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips.
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He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me.
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This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we've been looking for!
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He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos.
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Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable!
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You're pointing at the undamaged half.
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Task: "Reach level 17 and Build the Police Station".
Task: "Make Wiggum Investigate the Online Casino". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino and takes 12 hours.
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Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it's housed in, is completely clean.
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But you were only there for five minutes.
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Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
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Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme.
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You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest.
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Sorry 'bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say?
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Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful.
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It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask.
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Task: "Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 12 hours.
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Check out the Store for chalk outlines.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
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Have we figured out who squealed?
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Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer.
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So Frankie let me down again.
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Why do you keep hiring that guy?
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Because it makes it easy to figure out who's squealing!
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Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie". The job takes place at the Businessman's Social Club and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Fat Tony Hire Frankie for Another Job". The job takes place at the Businessman's Social Club and takes 8 hours.
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Hey Johnny, there's an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good?
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Well there's my cousin, Joey Can'tMakeAPizza.
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Sounds perfect! He's hired!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 6
| After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
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The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I'm afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino.
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Thank goodness! I've been dyin' here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them.
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Oh you'll be interacting with people alright... as the moderator of the regular casino's new Springface page!
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And if I don't see 100 "Likes" by tomorrow, you'll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise!
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| Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for "Likes"". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the movie Goodfellas.
