- For the episode, see Burns, Baby Burns.
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Burns, Baby Burns is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Babies content update. It requires Young Burns to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark
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My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe.
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As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn't been invented yet.
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But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394...
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Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth!
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I want in.
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| Task: "Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early". The job takes place at Colonel Burns Mansion and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark
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I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six.
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I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the "Youthenizer", and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me.
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Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins.
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Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune!
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But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral.
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Suddenly I was rich – rich beyond most people's wildest dreams! But well within mine.
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The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate.
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| Task: "Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Young Burns' exclamation mark
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Even after I was rich, I wasn't one to sit around twiddling my groins.
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So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing!
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Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power...
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...secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself.
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Ah yes, I remember it well.
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No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense.
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I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I'd dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot!
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Excellent.
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| Task: "Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the song "Disco Inferno" by the Trammps, specifically the line "burn baby burn", and the season 8 episode "Burns, Baby Burns".
