| Burning Bridges
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Burning Bridges is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the All This Jazz content update.
Dialogue
| After starting the update
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Wow, Dad. I've never seen you read an actual newspaper before.
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Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...
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*reading* "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...
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Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!
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How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.
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Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.
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No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!
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Oh, I'm sure they'll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.
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But they can't tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite spot to play his saxophone. It's where we first met.
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Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.
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Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! *storms out*
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*flips page* Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?
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Task: "Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor". The job takes place at the Town Hall, Court House, or a Brown House and takes 30 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Brown House and takes 30 seconds.
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Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.
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That's your argument?
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Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up—
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...to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know...
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Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.
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But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!
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It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.
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Oh, I just meant, you know... historic to me.
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Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.
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Today we're practicing our ground strokes.
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Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?
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Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I'll save the bridge.
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But it only costs half of that to repair it.
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The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.
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Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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