Bart the Magnificent/Quotes

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Bart: For my first trick, I will need a volunteer from the audience. Even though you are my grandfather, you are not a Confederate, am I right?

Grampa: That's right. I was in World War II. Now, Jasper, he was a Confederate.

Bart: Can you hand me the largest denomination of bill you have in your wallet?

Grampa: Let's see. They stopped making $500s back in '34, but I may still have a couple...

Bart: Now, if everyone in the audience will close their eyes until I tell you to open them again...

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Apu: Normally I do not accept bills larger than a twenty, but because you are in show business, I will make an exception.

Bart: It's like no business I know, man.