A Whiff of Ziff

A Whiff of Ziff

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Simpsons Babies Required characters: Homer, Lisa, Ling Bouvier Optional characters: Marge, Artie Ziff, See Currency-earning tasks Previous quest(s): Simpsons Babies Intro Next quest(s): Simpsons Babies Outro

A Whiff of Ziff is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Simpsons Babies content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

Between August 14, 2019 and September 4, 2019 and after completing Simpsons Babies Intro This Youthenizer is a bit unusual. It has over a thousand moving parts, yet it's carved from a single block of solid mammoth ivory. Also, is Dad alive? He's fine. He filled the baby bathtub with beer and he was relaxing with his head in it. I'm sparkling clean from the face up. Uhm, Dad? Could you maybe put some clothes on? No chance, lady. I'm unselfconsciously unashamed of my woo-woo and my boo-boo. Oooh, who's this handsome young man? And I do mean young. And I sort of mean handsome. Mom, that's Homer! Who? Your husband? He fathered your children? Babies don't know where babies come from, Lisa. I don't even know a hoo-hoo from a woo-woo. So get off my boo-boo! Task: "Collect Kids Crafts" (x50). Task: "Make Homer Be Unpleasantly Unselfconscious". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Analyze the Youthenizer". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Gymdandee

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 *cuddle* This is so sweet! Mom and Dad are falling in love all over again! And this time without all the rivalry and jealousy. Hello, Marge, I'm here on my annual visit to see if you're still married to that slovenly buffoon with the receding brainline. Artie Ziff?! My would-be paramour? Oh, sure, you remember his name but not mine? You're looking younger than ever, Marge. Way, WAY younger. Why is everyone babies? We think it has something to do with this Youthenizer, Mr. Ziff. This thing? It looks like an ordinary smart speaker, carved from an ordinary variety of extinct Siberian mammoth ivory. He thinks he's so smart just because his frontal cortex is developed. Don't be jealous, Homie. I have no interest in a grown man. BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION The Youthenizer went off again! You bet your sweet boo-boo it did! What'd'ya say, Marjorie? You wasted one lifetime with Homer. How about wasting the next one with moi? Task: "Collect Kids Crafts" (x100). Task: "Make Lisa Chaperone Babies". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Get Jealous". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Ling Bouvier or 12

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 Two can play at this game! I'll teach Marge a lesson in jealousy by hanging out with that even younger baby over there. Hi, Uncle Homer! I'm Ling, your niece! Are you jealous yet, Marge? I was adopted by your sister-in-law, Selma! Selma, eh? Now that's a name I remember. Yucky! Cooties! Stinky! Waaaaaaaah! Task: "Collect Kids Crafts" (x100). Task: "Make Ling Make Homer Feel Yucky". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Fotohut

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Step aside, Homer. Marge and I wish to sit for a romantic portraiture session in this nacho-encrusted photo booth. Fun fact: as babies, we're unable to associate two-dimensional photos with actual people! But, whatever. I cannot allow Marge to be dragged into a Smartie Artie Fartie Partie! I'm crawling in after her! You realize you're still naked, Dad? It's cute when it's an innocent damned baby! So shut your pacifier hole and take the stinkin' picture! Task: "Collect Kids Crafts" (x100). Task: "Make Babies Squeeze Into Photobooth" (x3). The jobs take place at Fotohut and take 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Le Petite Appétit

Characters that can do the "Squeeze Into Photobooth" job include:

Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 I'm sorry for all the ruckus, Marge. I just needed a burping. I already forgot whatever you're talking about. So consider it forgotten. You're sweet. Here, I made you a ham and cheese sammie. *gasp* My favorite! Don't eat that plebeian mush, Marge! I brought you a far more sophisticated "croque monsieur"! What's that? It's a ham and cheese sandwich! Served with a French accent. Yuck! I fail to see how this merits a yuck. It's the same sandwich. Hardly! It doesn't even have double bread. It's an open-faced atrocity. Like you! Ouch. I'm not sure that's even an insult, but as a baby I respond solely to your facial expressions. Homer's the only man-baby who truly understands me. Even without a baby translator. *cuddle* I don't have to squat here and listen to this! Goodbye forever! And see you next year! Task: "Collect Kids Crafts" (x100). Task: "Make Homer Take Marge on a Sammy Date". The job takes place at Le Petite Appétit and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20 Baby Marge

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Supply Craft Supplies Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Grampa, Maggie, Ned 4h Simpson House 5, 45 Buy Out Craft Supply Chain Young Burns, Baby Moe, Baby Barney 8, 70

The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Babies quests
Simpsons Babies Intro • The Younger Games • A Whiff of Ziff • The Sleuthenizer • Age Against the Machine • Simpsons Babies Outro
Llewellyn Sinclair	Community Theater Daycare
Baby Homer	D'Oh Before Donuts
Baby Marge	A Toy Car Named Marge
Baby Lisa	Lisa's Sax
Baby Bart	Bart's Sugar Comet
Baby Frink	Frinkenstein's Baby Monster
Young Burns	Burns, Baby Burns
Teenage Smithers	StacyCon 2019
Baby Moe and Baby Barney	Frozen Moe Lemonade