A Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo/Quotes
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- Marge: Homer, you said you'd take the kids to the petting zoo today.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Marge: It'll be fun!
- Homer: I just took them to the petting zoo last week!
- Marge: You left them in the pet store at the Mall while you went to the liquor store!
- Homer: You're right, that was fun.
- Bart: No petting? What a gyp!
- Lisa: Studies show that animals are more sensitive and intelligent than we think. Too much contact with people would traumatise these poor guys.
- Homer: When will they give the people what they want?
- Bart: Yeah, like a poking and teasing zoo! Or better still, a wrestling zoo!
- Homer: Or best of all, a tasting zoo. Mmm. Regal and tender.
- Lisa: We'd better go, Dad. I think you've traumatised the animals.
- Homer: But I never touched any of them!
