Sideshow Slob/Quotes

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Quotes

Nelson: Welcome back, to everyone's favorite Game Show, "Face or Gut?" You've got five seconds to decide!

Bart: Pick the face! No, the gut!

Milhouse: Um..

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Lisa: Grettings, fellow nerds!

Martin: I find that word offensive. I'm more of a geek!

Cosine: I'm a dork!

Database: I answer to dweeb!

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Kent Brockman: [on TV] This just in: It appears Lampwick's will states that his vast fortune goes to Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: [on TV] Me?

Bart: Him?!!!!

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Sideshow Bob: [on TV] I am so sorry, Bart. Can you forgive me?

Bart: No!

Homer: The TV can't hear you no matter how loud you yell, boy! Belive me, i've tried!

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Cletus: Sorry to bothers ya, Mr. Bob, but what did you want me to attach this here wire to again?

Sideshow Bob: The dynamite, you incompetent hick!