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"Well, if your personality is back to normal, I suppose you can have your job back. Truth be told, the new man we had taking your place just wasn't working out. Wiggum, you're fired!"

―Waylon Smithers

"I got lost on a field trip here, and the school left without me. You're Lisa's daddy man."

―Ralph
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